• Write a message for you to view on January 1st 2011
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If you're reading this, go outside. [editline]07:44PM[/editline] also, feed the cat, he's probably dead by now though so... whatever.
dear 2011 me did you finally get your own fucking computer so you can play garrys mod again? its been since 08 and it sucks. if you dont have your own computer, fuck yourself. I WANNA PLAY GARRYS MOD. JUST FUCKING GET IT. kthanksbai -you in 2010
Dear me- I hope you are feeling better about the crap going on in life right now with dad and all. i hope you are still friends with natalie and johnathan. For right now the big thing in my life is Penny. I hope you manage to get her attention and somehow manage to date her. If yes then maybe think about letting her read this, I hope we have a long relationship. BUT if things dont work out with her, dont be down on yourself. As of now she seems like a very nice person, so I hope it doesnt work out for the right reason. If you feel down about it, just suck it up and move on. I also hope things are going good with your sister. Things are a little shaky but hopefully they work out. I hope that mother is nice and healthy, as usual. I hope you finally found a good job, and got off your lazy butt and fixed up that mustang of yours. If not: DO IT. I also hope you dont quit airsoft. Its fun stuff man. Anyways just wanted to say hello, and I hope you dont look at this until 2011. dont forget to keep living for God. Cheers. -Me.
god dammit now i went and read my message for January 1st 2011. is today January 1st 2011? Fuck no. Fuck you.
Hey
Hey me, i hope you read this to remind you of something, remember that time when you dropped your laptop and it broke, but it was too bad to repair since you were saving up for a bit of money, well done! because right now i'm typing on your PIECE OF SHIT SPARE!. Oh well I'm gonna jab you [i]REALLY[/i] hard in the balls right now, feel that? No you don't but I bet you remember it. Oh well I hope its a great computer you get and that half life episode 3 is a really great game and looks amazing with full settings! Love you Espio (p.s. are you still with that girl? She's being a bit bitchy right now but i hope it gets better for you with time dude!) :h: I love you thread :buddy: (Also_bump[URL=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=947853&page=3]_[/url]something..)
wonkadonk you are a dumb cunt
Am I still a fag?
Dear Henry, I have come all the way from the past to warn you that wonkadonk is a dumb cunt. Please heed this warning with caution. Sincerely, Your pal, Henry
"Hey douchebag: You suck."
If you are reading this, you still need to get off the computer and get a life.
Stand at the door to your room and walk 5 tiles before reaching the center of the room, do a 360, then a 520, then a 1040, then face the southernmost wall. There should be a desk there. Don't touch the desk. Jump up and tap the blades of the ceiling fan, four times each before stopping, then stand on the chair that is in front of the desk and reach on top of the fan. There should be a large amount of dust there. Clean off the dust with a wet paper towel, throw that away in either your sister's room or in the trashcan, whichever is more convenient. Return the the doorway of my room, walk six tiles in until you reach a desk. You should have run into that desk. If you did run into the desk you are an idiot because I told you not to touch the desk. If you did touch the desk, punch it repeatedly until your knuckles are bleeding and the desk is fucking PO'd. If you did that then you are still an idiot because I told you to not touch the desk. If you touched the desk, move back one tile so you are 5 tiles away from the doorway. Remove all foreign matter from the room in a 1 meter radius around the tile that you are currently standing on. Under this foreign matter, you will find something, I'm not sure what it is yet, but by god, it will be there. Take object and pet softly as it may be a cat, or a puppy, if it is either of those, feed that mother fucker because it needs it. Once done, throw puppy or cat at nearest drunk person then return to the 5th tile away from the door. Pry the tile from the floor and you will reveal a fairly rough hole in your floor due to the fact that you just ripped a fucking tile out of the floor. Reach into this hole, and if not bitten by any spiders, feel around the bottom of the hole until you make contact with a WIRED magazine. Pull this magazine out from the hole and open it to page 64. Inside page 64 you will find nothing but a leaflet. Throw that leaflet into someplace that you don't believe exists and then turn to page 47. Inside page 47 you will find some porn. Feed porn to the puppy or cat that your threw at the drunk and then get on the computer. End every instance of the process svchost.exe, once you figure out what that does, get pissed off and then restart the computer. Once on the computer, you will go to the following directory: c:\Program Files\7-Zip Inside that directory you will find a folder called "Klandestine." This has nothing to do with the KKK, but open anyways. Inside you will find 7.69 GBs of porn and videos of various genres. Now locate that .rar filled with the uncensored Strike Witches episodes. Rage over the historical inaccuracy but continue to watch because of their absolute lack of pants. Once this is over, reach under the desk inside your room and you will find this picture: [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/2zdozv5.jpg[/IMG] On the back of it will be written the meaning of life. The hell did I tell you about touching that desk.
You better have enlisted in the Air Force by now. Oh yeah and and you better have gotten a job.
Apologize to David. He is a cunt, but he's married now. Then punch him in his cunt mouth.
Dear future me: Hows the new college? Did you fail? If you did i'm gonna fucking punch you in the nuts. Lazy fucker.
Hey future me. If you aren't playing for an amateur football team proceed to punch yourself now. Also if you don't have a job and/or a girlfriend get one now you lazy git.
Future me, I hope to God you did well in school.
[quote=FutureMe]Dear Douchebag, Im sure you're reading this on your awesome new computer you promised you'd get, and this is probably being read between your awesome time with your girlfriend. You did get that girlfriend I kept telling you to get right? What about that job? Tell me you at least did well in school. No? Well fuck. Didn't think I'd resort to this, but is your desk still there? Climb it and grab whatever the fuck is on the top of the bookshelf. Oops, maybe you shouldn't have done that, just wipe it off your dog. Wait you have got a dog by now right? Fuck you. Anyway among that godforsaken mess, there should be a list of the holders though you won't give a shit about that. The Atlas is under that, wipe off that dust, do in low lighting for dramatic effect, Indianna Jones the bitch. You will find instructions, fuck that, it's probably degraded or some shit. Just go downstairs, grab that USB I taped under the dining table, and there should be a text file named 'Alucard.txt' and use a binary converter to translate it. And don't fucking lay your hands on my waifu folder. There you have it. Unless it got corrupted or shit if so you go die in a hole.[/quote] [sp]It says keep trying <3[/sp]
Hey man! How is it being in 2011? Also make the funny face when you see this. If you got a GF by now, then :neckbeard:
You better have made your millions in 2010, I want some fucking money! If that doesn't work you better have a decent job and saved up some money, maybe a decent girlfriend that wont screw you over like the last one did, maybe a house or a flat somewhere to yourself and then also a nice line of something racked up infront of you. Unless you've wised up by then and have stopped that shit. doubt it though. No offence man, I just know you enjoy it too much. Also, try to quit smoking today if you've not done that already. One last thing, try not to be dead or in jail. That'd really suck!
Cheeseman is the best
Oh hi me, how's things? How's college going? Did you get any friends yet? and dare I say it, a girlfriend? If not then please close the browser or some kind of crazy floating 2011 hologram and go get one you imbecile. What? You haven't become less shy yet? Blimey. anywho, I hope everything's well. How's ep:3? I bet you litterally had a heart attack when the news came, and you can't read this. Damn that's sort of depressing.
Dear Future me, I gotta take a shit. BRB. Ok back, Anyway, Hi. The end. Kaleb, August 3rd, 2010, 6:47 AM. true story
You have a giant hangover. You're never drinking again. And, good luck for UCT.
Hey whatup Are you still with her? I hope so. Sometimes it sucks but you love her very much. And hows it going with your camera rig? Did you ever get those tamron 17-50 and tokina 11-16mm lenses? And did you burn that home-made steadicam or is it working properly now? Ok have fun with making movies and I hope you shot some amazing pictures. peace out bro
gee thanks for bumping this thread :mad: it's going to take me several weeks to totally forget about my message again.
WTF ur still on facepunch?
you are minxy ^^
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;19342854]Message to myself in the future: Hey faggot hows life. Did you ever move to Quebec? Also did you tell Natasha your true feelings yet. Probably not right? Faggot.[/QUOTE] No not really ): No damnit. Still a faggot ):
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