• Facepunch Rap Battle 2010 Voting
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[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;22142917]pyrofiliac and meader/pipin were the only ones really worth listening to honestly. The rest had crappy voices.. skellig sounded like he was reading his way through a thesaurus. as a poet I'd like to advise you that the main focus of writing is making sure your reader (or listener in this case) understands you. Not only is your voice really hard to understand, but I don't think anyone here has the time to look up your whole poem in a dictionary. [B]TU154M/Shogunner wasn't terrible aside from the god awful autotune. The lyrics were sort of cute.[/B][/QUOTE] You do realise the Auto-Tune was a joke right? also you think penis is cute? [editline]01:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;22157307][url=http://tindeck.com/listen/zpig][img]http://tindeck.com/image/zpig/stats.png[/img][/url] And here is how I make my comeback.[/QUOTE] Now that was a fucking incredible improvement.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;22161965]You do realise the Auto-Tune was a joke right? also you think penis is cute? [editline]01:53PM[/editline] Now that was a fucking incredible improvement.[/QUOTE] :smug: Thanks, man.
Yeah, nice job!
[QUOTE=TH89;22168284]Yeah, nice job![/QUOTE] Thank you TH89! :') My hero has given me a compliment! Haha.
:colbert:
[QUOTE=TH89;22168339]:colbert:[/QUOTE] I'll take that as "You're welcome."
If TH89 had super powers and saved me from falling from a burning building, he would be my hero.
[QUOTE=Pepin;22173508]If TH89 had super powers and saved me from falling from a burning building, he would be my hero.[/QUOTE] If you could do the same for me, you would be my hero.
Well that depends, when are you going to be falling out of a burning building?
Voted for pyro because he dissed me.
[QUOTE=Pepin;22175054]Well that depends, when are you going to be falling out of a burning building?[/QUOTE] It's done a second time, much better. Post it here, or record it at your house?
Wow, that was really good pyro! :) [editline]06:28PM[/editline] No contest.
Duckboy100 won hands down
[QUOTE=angelangel;22178314]Wow, that was really good pyro! :) [editline]06:28PM[/editline] No contest.[/QUOTE] [url=http://tindeck.com/listen/zpig][img]http://tindeck.com/image/zpig/stats.png[/img][/url] You need to listen to this! :D
Tu154M and Shogunner lol this was pretty good, not really callin it a rap though ( had to vote for pyro) but you guys had my 2nd vote, you made me laugh.
[QUOTE=Meader;22178219]It's done a second time, much better. Post it here, or record it at your house?[/QUOTE] Well if you could come over sometime within the next few days I'd say at my house. If you can't make it for a while then just post it.
[QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;22157307][url=http://tindeck.com/listen/zpig][img]http://tindeck.com/image/zpig/stats.png[/img][/url] And here is how I make my comeback.[/QUOTE] [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/TP%20master%20diss.mp3[/url] before i even start out let me say you're a disgrace you're butthurt, you didnt even get in second place i'm like a knight in armor and my rhymes are like a mace my rapping is akin to shitting all over your face lets start out with your lyricism that shit is disgusting you're hesitating on the mic its awful you can trust me your disses make no sense and at best your rhymes are rusty compare it to your mothers cunt its dry and kind of crusty your instrumental sounds like having buttsex in midi if you went to the hood youd get shot more times than fiddy go back home to the south you dont belong here in the city we kicked you out just ask the anti faggotry committee youre amateur at best at worst youre practically diseased like your genitals contracting all those awful STDs your rapping is more handicapped than christopher reeve its because of all the anal sex you graciously receive my lyrics are incredible theyll give you a fever your lyrics are just terrible you buttsex reciever god hates you and yet you claim that you're still a believer what the fuck did you believe in? the church of justin bieber? i really gotta say i wish you better luck next time but i know that youre so traumatized you won't even attempt rhyme my lyrics leave you comatose your mother at your bed side your vital signs are weak because you're right about to flatline [editline]09:10PM[/editline] suck my dick
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22184814][url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/TP%20master%20diss.mp3[/url] before i even start out let me say you're a disgrace you're butthurt, you didnt even get in second place i'm like a knight in armor and my rhymes are like a mace my rapping is akin to shitting all over your face lets start out with your lyricism that shit is disgusting you're hesitating on the mic its awful you can trust me your disses make no sense and at best your rhymes are rusty compare it to your mothers cunt its dry and kind of crusty your instrumental sounds like having buttsex in midi if you went to the hood youd get shot more times than fiddy go back home to the south you dont belong here in the city we kicked you out just ask the anti faggotry committee youre amateur at best at worst youre practically diseased like your genitals contracting all those awful STDs your rapping is more handicapped than christopher reeve its because of all the anal sex you graciously receive my lyrics are incredible theyll give you a fever your lyrics are just terrible you buttsex reciever god hates you and yet you claim that you're still a believer what the fuck did you believe in? the church of justin bieber? i really gotta say i wish you better luck next time but i know that youre so traumatized you won't even attempt rhyme my lyrics leave you comatose your mother at your bed side your vital signs are weak because you're right about to flatline [editline]09:10PM[/editline] suck my dick[/QUOTE] Done, once again. You win the game :D
i aims to please
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22186319]i aims to please[/QUOTE] Oh god. This means I have to make another one? I thought we were only allowed a main entry and a rebuttal. This blows. I'm going to Cedar Point tomorrow, so you can lick your salty nut sac until I get back on Sunday.
You don't have to make another one. I don't think you could possibly save face at this point.
And wait, you're not really taking offense to this shit, are you? [editline]10:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22186414]I believe you'll be doing the licking and my nut sack will be the recipient of said licking.[/QUOTE] This.
I can't listen to pyrofiliac's rap without my browser crashing. Must be some hardcore shit.
[QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;22186416]And wait, you're not really taking offense to this shit, are you? [editline]10:52PM[/editline] This.[/QUOTE] There are very few things on the internet that i take seriously. This is not one of those things. [editline]10:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Comcastic;22186430]I can't listen to pyrofiliac's rap without my browser crashing. Must be some hardcore shit.[/QUOTE] should be running opera
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22186476]There are very few things on the internet that i take seriously. This is not one of those things. [editline]10:57PM[/editline] should be running opera[/QUOTE] I think we need to definitely need to do a song together sometime. It would make me happy. :D
A rap duet?
Ok I got this one pass the mic oh wait i guess keys let me spit this please now you know ive been here since o eight you aint got to ask you can take that shit to the bank lurkin smirkin postin and toastin you motha fuckas have not seen shit yet i guess unless you've seen an OIFY thread now back the fuck off my nuts you want my celebrity status but you aint gut the guns you can troll post polls smoke some fuckin bowls you know its 420 every day in this land of mistary Oh what's that? You cut yourself on purpose? Nigga end ya life cause you aint got a purpose seriously ya rhymes are fuckin whack not pointin fingers at no one particular so get ya panties out ya ass crack jack now go ahead right my name up on that wall of pussies you just sit there and keep stuntin that Stussy while i be out gettin that v that be so juicy and i'll be hot not like temperature wise but more like sexy wise like owls with my flow you know me and ya girlfriend can go for hours peace! haha gay as hell but i tried.
Rap it.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22184814][url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/TP%20master%20diss.mp3[/url] your vital signs are weak because you're right about to flatline [editline]09:10PM[/editline] suck my dick[/QUOTE] Aww, shoulda had a badass outro there.
[QUOTE=Pepin;22187529]A rap duet?[/QUOTE] Not quite. You realize that almost every rap song is followed by: FT. "INSERT ARTIST NAME HERE"
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