LMAO Pics February 2012 V. 1 - Read the OP or get banned <3
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[QUOTE=der_crow;35670728]For the longest time (I'm talking 11yearsish ago) I never had a second thought about putting a knife in a toaster, always figured they'd have some protection from it killing me, up until 3 years ago when I learned all this, I realized I've been dodging bullets 5 times a week for 8 years.[/QUOTE]
Congratulations, you probably spent all your luck on that.
[QUOTE=der_crow;35670728]For the longest time (I'm talking 11yearsish ago) I never had a second thought about putting a knife in a toaster, always figured they'd have some protection from it killing me, up until 3 years ago when I learned all this, I realized I've been dodging bullets 5 times a week for 8 years.[/QUOTE]
All luck spent, next time you go out you will get hit in the head by an airplane.
[QUOTE=Tonetta;35670670]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UP7C0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Wrong. Norwegian prisons are not third class slaughterhouses like in U.S.A.
He'll be living in a cozy room with his own TV and shit.
[QUOTE=Cancerous;35670818]Wrong. Norwegian prisons are not third class slaughterhouses like in U.S.A.
He'll be living in a cozy room with his own TV and shit.[/QUOTE]
thats only for minimum security white-collar-crime places
[QUOTE=steezydude;35670888][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28586291/Sk%C3%A6rmbillede%202012-04-19%20kl.%2021.17.53.png[/img][/QUOTE]
High School has nothing to do with that though, the dumbasses would do it all regardless.
[QUOTE=Goodthief;35670719]I always thought that kelli williams from lie to me would make a good mossman
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmk0vwWVaH1qaiyuao1_500.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Morgan Freeman as Eli Vance would be perfect too.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CYQDu.png[/IMG]
Hey! creepychat, hurrdurr.com and hurrchon are my favorite websites.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;35670837]thats only for minimum security white-collar-crime places[/QUOTE]
Tell that to the Nokas robbers who killed a police officer and now has flat screen TV's, tiled bathrooms and automatic air fresheners in their respective cells.
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w[/MEDIA]
old gold
[QUOTE=Hamburgers;35643226][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/supernerd.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Also the first pokeball in that picture contains a Charmander named Dicksmash. Whenever asked why I named my Charmander Dicksmash I replied 'Because Dicksmasher didn't fit.'
[QUOTE=Cree8ive;35671071]Tell that to the Nokas robbers who killed a police officer and now has flat screen TV's, tiled bathrooms and automatic air fresheners in their respective cells.[/QUOTE]
That's just fucked up. Every cop killer deserves to be put in something like Ozwald Maximum Security Penitentiary aka [B]OZ[/B].
[QUOTE=SkyarFusion;35671274][img]http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/199835-1/Wheres-my-truck.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh man what if that guy was still in the car :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=SkyarFusion;35671186][img]http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/199902-1/Pedestrian-close-call.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
That's like me, my reaction times are piss poor, so by the time I realise what happened, I'm no longer in danger and don't need to react :v:
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35668896]How much do those cost? They're pretty awesome.[/QUOTE]
$600. No, seriously. $600.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsTjcIsF96k[/media]
This is just ridiculous
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Kkwzf.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Cree8ive;35671071]Tell that to the Nokas robbers who killed a police officer and now has flat screen TV's, tiled bathrooms and automatic air fresheners in their respective cells.[/QUOTE]
And chances are they will get out as law abiding citizens while almost everyone in US prisons end up committing a crime right after getting out.
The animation makes it soo much better hahahaha
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;35670976]Morgan Freeman as Eli Vance would be perfect too.[/QUOTE]
I'd like that.
But consider that the dude is 74/75 years old.
Why not take the people who were originally used as models for the half life 2 characters ?
Well except for Eli since his model was a hobo who probably can't act for shit
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;35671584]And chances are they will get out as law abiding citizens while almost everyone in US prisons end up committing a crime right after getting out.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much. Remember that news article about the prisoners in a Norwegian (or Swedish, can't remember) prison escaping their cells? They went to the ktichen and baked cakes (and they weren't in for simple jaywalking, they were in for murder and such).
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;35669268]This has doubtless been posted already too.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvJqbNodbrY[/media][/QUOTE]
SIR GEROMY!!!!
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