LMAO Pics February 2012 V. 1 - Read the OP or get banned <3

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Drunk at 4am this morning, realizing that work starts in 3 hours.[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/1KBgC.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r1yz3/drunk_at_4am_this_morning_realizing_that_work/[/url]

[lekkimsm]

[QUOTE=Burgervich;35181311]Isn't that what happens if you suck all the air out of a container?[/QUOTE]

not exactly.

And i quote: "This happens when you don't properly vent a sealed storage tank before emptying it. Hot gas/air in the sealed container is left to cool. The air pressure difference inside is so great that the structure is compromised."

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJVHtF8GwI[/media]

[QUOTE=Griffster26;35179582][IMG]http://www.englishrussia.com/images/moscow/moscow_city_subway/38.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That's a fucking brilliant way to venture about if you're fucking wasted!

[_Slick_]

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;35190325]not exactly.

That's a fucking brilliant way to venture about if you're fucking wasted![/QUOTE]

Yeah, unless you gotta puke...

[Kumagoro]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35182478][B][I]You have a serious reading problem![/I][/B]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/uE1Zu.jpg[/t]

[URL]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r19wv/you_have_a_serious_reading_problem/[/URL][/QUOTE]

Not sure if this can be considered an attack but...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/aFtDc.jpg[/img]

[reddit.com]

[b][i]cat and baby[/i][/b]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/yKbGo.jpg[/t]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r203d/cat_and_baby/[/url]

[Gears of duty]

[QUOTE=Milp;35189418]Not funny, but holy shit that's awesome. I want.

Best goddamn fridge magnets.

[img]http://bf1942.moretoast.de/mag.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Cobblestone textures too old would not buy.

[Fishstick]

Just noticed something about my CPR card.

[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5702/scan0001mx.jpg[/img]

[FalconKrunch]

[QUOTE=ryan1271;35190569]Just noticed something about my CPR card.

[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5702/scan0001mx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

"Tampering with this card will alter its appearance."

YOU DON'T SAY!

[coup]

"Tampering with this card will alter its appearance"

well no shit

[editline]18th March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;35190599]"Tampering with this card will alter its appearance."

YOU DON'T SAY![/QUOTE]

FCUK

[Darth-Veger]

[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430132_271709969574687_107174272694925_629717_512860214_n.jpg[/IMG]

[Vmonkey]

[QUOTE=ryan1271;35190569]Just noticed something about my CPR card.

[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5702/scan0001mx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

My mom used to work at that place

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=darth-veger;35190732][IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430132_271709969574687_107174272694925_629717_512860214_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

"Don't judge me, sexist!"

[reddit.com]

[b][i]¿If it fits?[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/SROoY.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r20at/if_it_fits/[/url]

[MIPS]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35190848][b][i]¿If it fits?[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/SROoY.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r20at/if_it_fits/[/url][/QUOTE]

That's a pretty weak capcha image.

[meppers]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c0WHc.jpg[/IMG]

[Devil Traitor]

[QUOTE=meppers;35190920][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c0WHc.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I wish this comics wasn't badly spelled on purpose.

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Me, when I learned POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY was andrewsmith1986 [FIXED][/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BHpXy.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r1zsh/me_when_i_learned_polite_all_caps_guy_was/[/url]

[Alex-Weazel]

[QUOTE=FalconKrunch;35190599]"Tampering with this card will alter its appearance."

YOU DON'T SAY![/QUOTE]

I'd be more worried about getting CPR training from Mick Foley. Imagine this beard teaching you mouth to mouth:

[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/robotwars/images/2/20/Mick_Foley.jpg[/IMG]

[Blazyd]

I had a feeling that was posted before..

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Race Hat Swap.[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wNRCw.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r1y29/race_hat_swap/[/url]

[EqueL]

[QUOTE=zugu;35190034][img]http://i.imgur.com/GD9pl.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
The video of this is priceless the news anchor going " Wait for, wait for it! "

[FreakySoup]

[QUOTE=EqueL;35191193]The video of this is priceless the news anchor going " Wait for, wait for it! "[/QUOTE]

wrong model but yeah

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eINGyJHz8[/media]

Jim Vance is such a boss

[EqueL]

Damn you ninja'd

[reddit.com]

[b][i]maybe[/i][/b]

[img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11ei2iMHn1rrmymyo1_500.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r1xvs/maybe/[/url]

[Buttergoose]

[QUOTE=darth-veger;35190732][IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430132_271709969574687_107174272694925_629717_512860214_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I like how most of the words start with a big letter

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;35190747]"Don't judge me, sexist!"[/QUOTE]

It's supposed to be sexist.

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Excuse me *tap tap*[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/kstyh.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r21c1/excuse_me_tap_tap/[/url]

[optimistic :D]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35190996][b][i]Me, when I learned POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY was andrewsmith1986 [FIXED][/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BHpXy.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r1zsh/me_when_i_learned_polite_all_caps_guy_was/[/url][/QUOTE]
who is POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY and andrewsmith1986?

[Archangel125]

Can I get a repost of the image where someone posts a short smutty gay story on Santorum's Twitter page and he responds something like "You're a disgusting human being."

[Lithifold]

Should include the word [FIXED] in the reddit bot filter. Otherwise we'll just get reaction images.