[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;35252210]I keep reading the bird's dialog in Mordecai's voice.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bjLH3.png[/IMG]
am i the only one who doesn't know what that bird is
Do you think that the reddit bot stopped posting because the fast threads forum was moved out of the bullshit area?
[QUOTE=Brock Obama;35172561][img]http://i.imgur.com/oxg88.jpg[/img]
Oh Roy... You must come to my bachelor party.[/QUOTE]
What's the backstory on this?
Requesting Samurai Jack reaction images.
Specifically the one with Jack drinking Tea.
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;35240888]let's all just take a minute to appreciate a classic
[video=youtube;32FB-gYr49Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y[/video][/QUOTE]
Remember when someone posted this in that form that looks like a .gif but plays audio when you mouse over it?
I rushed out of the house and my mouse ran over that. 4 hours my dog listened to that song.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;35170250]Can someone explain Mitch Hedberg's "So I went to the store to buy Starcraft 2 the other day, but I accidentally bought a boat".
I don't get it, but it makes me laugh [I]very[/I] hard every time.
[editline]reddit[/editline]
[URL="http://www.starcraftmarine.com/"]I figured it out[/URL]
[editline]fuck it[/editline]
Have some more:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/G6vkw.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Who are all of the people in that picture? Except for Robin Williams.
[QUOTE=jaykray;35253699]Who are all of the people in that picture? Except for Robin Williams.[/QUOTE]
Dane Cook, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, i dunno, Gilbert Gottfried, Mitch Hedberg, Robin Williams, i don't know, i dee kay, Lewis Black, George Lopez, Jack Black, I don't know, I don't know, Chris Rock.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;35253735]Dane Cook, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, i dunno, Gilbert Gottfried, Mitch Hedberg, Robin Williams, i don't know, i dee kay, Lewis Black, George Lopez, Jack Black,[B] I don't know[/B], I don't know, Chris Rock.[/QUOTE]
Eddie Izzard I think.
[editline]22nd March 2012[/editline]
[video=youtube;0rZdAB4V_j8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8[/video]
Gary Oldman cameos on Friends. I found is surprisingly funny.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw7UDhUOsTQ[/media]
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;35253735]Dane Cook, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, i dunno, Gilbert Gottfried, Mitch Hedberg, Robin Williams, i don't know, i dee kay, Lewis Black, George Lopez, Jack Black, I don't know, I don't know, Chris Rock.[/QUOTE]
Also Lisa Lampanelli, Daniel Tosh, Ron White, and Demetri Martin.
Only one I don't know is the Indian guy.
I drew mickey mouse and i thought you guys would like it.
[img]http://oi40.tinypic.com/2ntepon.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Maksim;35254006]I drew mickey mouse and i thought you guys would like it.
[img]http://oi40.tinypic.com/2ntepon.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
You're a regular Picasso
[QUOTE=FeralPhantom;35253874]Also Lisa Lampanelli, Daniel Tosh, Ron White, and Demetri Martin.
Only one I don't know is the Indian guy.[/QUOTE]
I think the indian guy is russell peters. That's a guess based on all my indian friends quoting him as the funniest comedian.
[QUOTE=Maksim;35254006]I drew mickey mouse and i thought you guys would like it.
[img]http://oi40.tinypic.com/2ntepon.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
dotn stel
Yes! Finally I was able to keep up with the thread, after reading hundreds of pages I reached THE FINAL PAGE for now.
[QUOTE=Javyer;35254127]Yes! Finally I was able to keep up with the thread, after reading hundreds of pages I reached THE FINAL PAGE for now.[/QUOTE]
I bet you are really proud of yourself right now
[QUOTE=Javyer;35254127]Yes! Finally I was able to keep up with the thread, after reading hundreds of pages I reached THE FINAL PAGE for now.[/QUOTE]
literally just did the same as I finished reading your post
Some OC from [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzfCtGFgRSk]this video of Stephen Fry[/url]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zVhxL.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;35240888]let's all just take a minute to appreciate a classic
[video=youtube;32FB-gYr49Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y[/video][/QUOTE]
I've got this poster framed on my wall:
[img]http://oldercomics.com/don/Marveltpb/he_man_skeletor_poster_2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-kamina.gif[/img]
Huge Post
[quote]When a cat is neutered, is the spermatic cord fully inserted back into the nut sack or is some of it left out hanging and why?
Stranger 2: no idea
Stranger 1: They chop it off
Stranger 2: catz r ghey
Stranger 1: Give it to you
Stranger 1: And then you can fry it
Stranger 1: Feed it to your cat
Stranger 1: It's nom nom
Stranger 2: chinese delicacy
Stranger 1: That too
Stranger 1: Chinks are fuckign crazy
Stranger 1:
Like
Stranger 1: Seriously
Stranger 1: Yellow bastards
Stranger 1: amirite
Stranger 2: sorite
Stranger 1: amirite??
Stranger 1: sorite goddamn
Stranger 2: black people
Stranger 1: And if you happen to be Asian
Stranger 1: Don't eat my dog
Stranger 2: nope
Stranger 2: white as hell
Stranger 1: If you're black, pls dont steal it
Stranger 2: atleast im not hispanic
Stranger 2: i wont fight it
Stranger 1: At least they work
Stranger 1: Kinda
Stranger 1: More or less
Stranger 1: Some of them
Stranger 2: sometimes
Stranger 1: Alright, fine they're all a bunch of spics
Stranger 1: Fine!
Stranger 2: You ever play the mexican lottery?
Stranger 1: Nope
Stranger 2: wanna know how?
Stranger 1: ya
Stranger 2: Pick up a mexican migrant worker after he gets paid on friday and offer him a ride home. If he accepts take him down a dirt road and beat the shit out of him, rob him and then leave him there.
Stranger 1: Aaaaaah!
Stranger 1: Youtube Amazing Racist
Stranger 1: He picks up a truckloads of spics
Stranger 1: Drives to an immigration centre
Stranger 2: takes them to INS
Stranger 2: XD
Stranger 1: they all bolt
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: You ever see the one where he goes into the Mosque and tries to sell the Muslim men and women razors?
Stranger 1: Ya
Stranger 1: Funny part
Stranger 1: He's a Jew
Stranger 1: So obviously
Stranger 2: exactly
Stranger 2: He should of been shot on sight
Stranger 1: Made to work
Stranger 1: First
Stranger 1: Then the sweet, loving gaaaaaasssses
Stranger 1: ssssssssssssssssss
Stranger 2: Oh so sweet gasssssss
Stranger 1: AH IT BURNS MY INSIDES
Stranger 1: Why Jehovas
Stranger 2: BREATHE IN THE SWEET GASES
Stranger 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
Stranger 1: Funny thing is
Stranger 1: Once upon a time Jehovah murdered all the non-Jews in Palestine to accomodate the Jews
Stranger 1: Then...
Stranger 1: He took anger management class
Stranger 1: And then...
Stranger 1: HITLER
Stranger 1: sux
Stranger 2: Hitler did nothing wrong
Stranger 2: [url]http://gyazo.com/b53e8fd551aba7b01d91708832e91b87[/url]
Stranger 1: Tbh
Stranger 1: Yeah I'm not clicking that
Stranger 2: copypasta into adress bar
Stranger 2: it's a picture
Stranger 1: HAHAHAHA
Stranger 2: sweet gas
Stranger 1: Nazi nigra
Stranger 1: What in the world
Stranger 2: yas
Stranger 1: >implying nigras wouldnt be wiped out
Stranger 2: >implying there was enough gas to destroy aidsfrica
Stranger 1: Gas price risen
Stranger 1: And so he shot himself ;(
Stranger 2: I know:(
Stranger 2: Dayum shame
Stranger 1: >nigras have 8 kids on average, 5 of whom live
Stranger 1: >we have 1-2
Stranger 1: >soon outnumbered
Stranger 2: ALL OF THEM LIVE
Stranger 1: feelsbatman.jpg
Stranger 2: But lack of intelligence makes them wast ot destroy
Stranger 1: BUT SO MANY
Stranger 2: *easy to
Stranger 1: AND SPREADING
Stranger 1: EVERYWHERE
Stranger 1: :((((((((
Stranger 2: Where you reside?
Stranger 1: In the Cold North
Stranger 1: And we have them here too
Stranger 2: Oh. Im in Florida
Stranger 1: Arm the Cubans, make them fight the nigra menace
Stranger 1: Talking of nigras make me sad
Stranger 2: Arm the Cubans and Puerto Rican. Let them fight and quell the numbers then have them fight the nigras
Stranger 1: Hey, you ever been to Orlando?
Stranger 2: Yep.
Stranger 1: I talked my friends out of going there
Stranger 1: becauseW
Stranger 2: It's not bad
Stranger 1: Well
Stranger 1: adult
Stranger 2: Just don't go out at night
Stranger 1: Was I mistaken?
Stranger 1: Why not at night?
Stranger 1: Nigger robbers?
Stranger 2: ALL THE NIGS ARISE
Stranger 1: AND THE DARKNESS CONCEALS THEM
Stranger 2: EXACTLY
Stranger 1: Looks for their yellow teeth or their yellow eyeballs
Stranger 1: Only signs
Stranger 1: Could young adults actually have fun there?
Stranger 1: Or is it mostly kiddie shit?
Stranger 2: How old ya'll be?
Stranger 1: 19
Stranger 1: not underageb&
Stranger 2: oic
Stranger 2: yeah you should be good
Stranger 2: disney is the kiddie shit
Stranger 2: Universal and Islands of adventure is where the good stuff be
Stranger 1: Alright
Stranger 1: Well, it's too late now
Stranger 1: Going to Houston instead
Stranger 1: Cos of my interference
Stranger 2: dafuq is out there?
Stranger 1: One of my friends is an amerifat, and his family lives there
Stranger 1: He knows the place as well
Stranger 1: idk
Stranger 2: yep
Stranger 2: the people are fatter in texas
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 1: So much fast food service
Stranger 1: We have, like
Stranger 1: McD and Burger King
Stranger 2: It really isn't that hard to diet
Stranger 1: And a couple of indigenous fast food stands
Stranger 2: people are just too fucking lazy
Stranger 1: That's about it
Stranger 2: I was 270 when I was in high school
Stranger 2: supa amerifat
Stranger 2: then diet exercise and joing the military i'm 235
Stranger 2: *joining
Stranger 1: if military, I hope it's a bunch of muscles
Stranger 1: You overseas man?
Stranger 2: Im 19 percent body fat so it's good I suppose. Nah i'm still home. I leave for basic on 11-09-12
Stranger 1: Sep 11th?
Stranger 1: Or Nov 9th?
Stranger 2: sept 11th
Stranger 1: Symbolic
Stranger 1: I hope you don't end up overseas
Stranger 2: Me either but until I get a bachelors degree i'm stuck doing field artillery
Stranger 1: Would be a waste to lose a limb or life so that lobbyists can turn a profit
Stranger 2: True I'm just looking for free college education and a damn good future
Stranger 1: Good to here!
Stranger 1: Where will you study?
Stranger 1: hear*
Stranger 2: Damn near anywhere lol. I get 53,245 dollars a year for college
Stranger 1: Hahahaha
Stranger 1: WHAT
Stranger 2: I know lol SOOOOOOO MUCH MUNEY
Stranger 1: Why doesn't all the poor in America sign up?
Stranger 2: ehh it's a hard job to get
Stranger 1: Give a couple of years of your life
Stranger 2: ill brb gotta run to the pharmacy for flu meds
Stranger 1: Aight aight
Stranger 1: Might as well aim for the Ivy:s then
Stranger 1: And please don't waste it on art or something
Stranger 1: Once in a lifetime opportunity
Stranger 2 has disconnected[/quote]
I never got my question answered
