LMAO Pics February 2012 V. 1 - Read the OP or get banned <3

[Archangel125]

[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;35362667]Cleaning the damn thing must be a pretty grim job.[/QUOTE]

You do realize that's fake, right?

[editline]30th March 2012[/editline]

It's a spoof news article guys. Seriously.

[Computermaster]

It's been 3 days.

Reddit bot is about to return.

[Ganerumo]

[QUOTE=archangel125;35362680]You do realize that's fake, right?

[editline]30th March 2012[/editline]

It's a spoof news article guys. Seriously.[/QUOTE]

So he's not allowed to make a joke because it's fake ?

Gee calm the fuck down

[Archangel125]

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;35362852]So he's not allowed to make a joke because it's fake ?

Gee calm the fuck down[/QUOTE]

One plus one equals three much?

[Mixed Sources]

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35362035]that sounds dumb as fuck
and also fake, source on this?[/QUOTE]

Physics wise its pretty obvious its fake. you would need more than a few inches of steel and glass to stop a 2 kg C4 detonation.

Doesn't stop the idea being awesome.

[Seiteki]

[QUOTE=killzers;35354428]seiteki what exactly is your avatar doing?[/QUOTE]

Late reply.

Air lute.
I was too lazy to get the rest of the frames where her left hand moves up and down the neck of said "lute."

[Crash15]

[QUOTE=OmegaRighteous;35362538][url]http://www.facebook.com/events/396102907084463/[/url]

This is the link to "Most beautiful teens" on facebook. Im having a great time getting people all riled up.
Tis good fun come join in![/QUOTE]

Someone post that fucked up skin disease called "harlequin-type icthyosis" on that event

[Pardalis]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IOQBM.jpg[/IMG]

[Download]

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35358857][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AvkDi.png[/IMG]

GODDAMNIT FACEBOOK[/QUOTE]

It's not shopped, chances are he actually read it, so fucking what?

It was number 2 on the New York Times Best Seller List, and it was written by a Hindu, not a Muslim. Fucking conspiracy theorists

[titopei]

[QUOTE=Kidd;35360225]Last night I played a game of DOTA 2 with my friends aka "WE ARE TEAM CORN"

and well my friend in skype was asking, "WHY CAN'T I TELEPORT GUYS?"

and this is what followed.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2MlzW.png[/img][/QUOTE]

hey guyz from dota thread can confirm this is an old joke pls give clocks to me and i will gladly transfer them over ty

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;35362548][img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_led6f9MARp1qdlkgg.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

well, what about- oh wait its sobotnik

[reddit.com]

no regrets

[Hullu V3]

And people still tell me that I'm dumb when I say MMA is homoerotic.

[img]http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/gx/sxr/py8k/204003/947032335.gif[/img]

[Seiteki]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35363491]no regrets[/QUOTE]

I can ban for comments like that.

[Dukov Traboski]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35363491]no regrets[/QUOTE]

Oh god it's gaining sentience.

[shxwxrs]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35363491]no regrets[/QUOTE]

You offended me greatly with that racist picture you posted.

[Griff]

Thanks to daijitsu, this happened.

[video=youtube;4Diu2N8TGKA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA[/video]

[url]http://windixie.deviantart.com/gallery/35467014?offset=24[/url]

[Glorbo]

[QUOTE=for no reason;35361977][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jTtev.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

This is definitely fake, but close to the truth-
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Gurion_International_Airport#Security_procedures[/url]
"After check-in, checked baggage is put in a pressure chamber to trigger any possible explosive devices."

[Dwarfy77]

[video=youtube;KDvAlXJAxkY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KDvAlXJAxkY[/video]

And it begins, the political shitstorm of the year, the only thing that could make thing better is he got nominated, because watching the debates between him and Obama would be the year's highlight for me.

Aaand media tags borked

[Griff]

[IMG]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/090/9/9/gif782_by_windixie-d4ujfb7.gif[/IMG]

[Deiru]

[img]http://macromeme.com/cat/called-cat-mufasa.jpg[/img]

[Griff]

[IMG]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/089/2/0/gif761_by_windixie-d4ufspw.gif[/IMG]

[reddit.com]

[b][i]If I win tonight's MegaMillion's jackpot...[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/7nIKG.png[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rlcun/if_i_win_tonights_megamillions_jackpot/[/url]

[Griff]

[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/082/7/2/gif656_by_windixie-d4tp84v.gif[/IMG]

[arlygoodbrownie]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35363728][b][i]If I win tonight's MegaMillion's jackpot...[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/7nIKG.png[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rlcun/if_i_win_tonights_megamillions_jackpot/[/url][/QUOTE]

[I]...Then I coincidentally remember that 7zip exists[/I]

[Griff]

[IMG]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/071/7/1/gif496_by_windixie-d4skcnu.gif[/IMG]

[DireWolf]

[QUOTE=LegndNikko;35363767][I]...Then I coincidentally remember that 7zip exists[/I][/QUOTE]

[i]After that, I realized jZip master race.[/i]

[Griff]

[video=youtube;W8XPm0XVo6A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8XPm0XVo6A&feature=related[/video]

[reddit.com]

[b][i]My drunk roommate left me a surprise this morning...[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BNCSQ.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rldov/my_drunk_roommate_left_me_a_surprise_this_morning/[/url]

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE][b][i]If I win tonight's MegaMillion's jackpot...[/i][/b]
[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/6yob51.png[/img]