LMAO Pics February 2012 V. 1 - Read the OP or get banned <3

[Griff]

There is a rolled up carpet in my room that I keep thinking is my dad.
[IMG]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg371/scaled.php?server=371&filename=1228023142mts2marvine44iw7.jpg&res=medium[/IMG]

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Wiggle wiggle[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.minus.com/i4fNGSLAtrNyk.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmlso/wiggle_wiggle/[/url]

[paramud]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35374704][b][i]Wiggle wiggle[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.minus.com/i4fNGSLAtrNyk.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmlso/wiggle_wiggle/[/url][/QUOTE]

You're in the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

[S31-Syntax]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35374704][b][i]Wiggle wiggle[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.minus.com/i4fNGSLAtrNyk.gif[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmlso/wiggle_wiggle/[/url][/QUOTE]

STUPID woman. They tell you at those kinda of areas that you are supposed to put the food between your first 2 fingers and then hold it against the edge of the pool about a half inch underwater. Not taunt them above the water.

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Dangit Jesus[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LZuvu.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmloo/dangit_jesus/[/url]

[pyschomc]

[img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rij8qRBG1rrmstfo1_500.png[/img]

[mr. jago]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/29790304/imasturbateintheshower.png[/img]

[reddit.com]

[b][i]So I found out my wife can't have kids...[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Bi7TL.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmn6s/so_i_found_out_my_wife_cant_have_kids/[/url]

[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]

[b][i]My life after MegaUpload...[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/83PJ5.png[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmj8r/my_life_after_megaupload/[/url]

[Key_in_skillee]

[QUOTE=kenshin44;35368320][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3iphV.gif[/IMG]lol black people[/QUOTE]

I lost a tremendous respect for FP when I saw how many winners this had. What the fuck? It's tremendously biased, one sided and racist, contains blatant lies, makes horrible generalizations about liberals (which I thought made up the majority of FP)... did the people who rated this winner even read it?

[reddit.com]

[b][i]that magical moment when you become a woman...[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2rlfh.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmmnl/that_magical_moment_when_you_become_a_woman/[/url]

[Ordigenius]

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35375414]I lost a tremendous respect for FP when I saw how many winners this had. What the fuck? It's tremendously biased, one sided and racist, contains blatant lies, makes horrible generalizations about liberals (which I thought made up the majority of FP)... did the people who rated this winner even read it?[/QUOTE]

it was rated winner because it was funny of course

[A Dumb Critic]

[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;35375084][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/29790304/imasturbateintheshower.png[/img][/QUOTE]

And then everyone could see your name on the rating list.

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Artie Lange on diets[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/tI1E9.png[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmlk5/artie_lange_on_diets/[/url]

[Marc Laidlaw]

[QUOTE=Gears of duty;35374280]That's Norway for ya. An absolute gem of a country if you ask me.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/07/23/1226100/462770-anders-behring-breivik.jpg[/img]

thats norway for ya

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb/not an LMAO pic." - postal))[/highlight]

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Public Entrance[/i][/b]

[img]http://www.imgur.com/K63Lg.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmq8s/public_entrance/[/url]

[Thugaim]

Fuck of with the 9gag shit

[editline]31st March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35373663]

[img]http://imgur.com/Ae0AV.gif[/img]

[/QUOTE]

Mass Effect 3 Ending.

[Scot]

[QUOTE=Thugaim;35375795]Fuck of with the 9gag shit[/QUOTE]

I see no 9gag.

[Zombini]

[QUOTE=Marc Laidlaw;35375750][img]http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/07/23/1226100/462770-anders-behring-breivik.jpg[/img]

thats norway for ya[/QUOTE]

Not fucking funny in the slightest sense at all.

[mr. jago]

[QUOTE=A Dumb Critic;35375578]And then everyone could see your name on the rating list.[/QUOTE]
I am not a clever man.

[Devil Traitor]

[Img]http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-03-31-april-fool.jpg[/Img]

[reddit.com]

[b][i]No thanks, truck..[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/OyA8o.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmpyg/no_thanks_truck/[/url]

[Hell0]

[IMG]http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/3036/8772_aef9.png[/IMG]

[mr. jago]

[QUOTE=Hell0;35375983][IMG]http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/3036/8772_aef9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[img]http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/technologically-impaired-duck-take-screenshot-with-camera.jpg[/img]

[Key_in_skillee]

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;35375925][Img]http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-03-31-april-fool.jpg[/Img][/QUOTE]

This person has fucking issues

[Thaard]

[QUOTE=Marc Laidlaw;35375750][img]http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/07/23/1226100/462770-anders-behring-breivik.jpg[/img]

thats norway for ya[/QUOTE]
Yeah totally. Everyone here is a fanatic christian mass-murderer.

[BusterBluth]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35375625][b][i]Artie Lange on diets[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/tI1E9.png[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmlk5/artie_lange_on_diets/[/url][/QUOTE]

A McDonald's southwest salad with southwest dressing actually has more calories than a double cheeseburger.

I might just roll my fatass down there and get a double cheese burger tonight.

[doomkiwi]

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35376011]This person has fucking issues[/QUOTE]

A lot of issues with women. In absolutely none of them do the women make it out okay...

[Wingedwizard]

[QUOTE=BusterBluth;35376047]A McDonald's southwest salad with southwest dressing actually has more calories than a double cheeseburger.

I might just roll my fatass down there and get a double cheese burger tonight.[/QUOTE]

Because dressings are about 1:2 to 1:3 vinegar to Oil.

[reddit.com]

[b][i]Most awesome waitress. Ever.[/i][/b]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/vX14p.jpg[/t]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmtod/most_awesome_waitress_ever/[/url]

[Big D Duchovny]

[QUOTE=reddit.com;35373243][b][i]Traveling by internet browsers[/i][/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/AqWLP.jpg[/img]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rmdk3/traveling_by_internet_browsers/[/url][/QUOTE]

IE10 is fast as fuck, though. Does some glitchy things once in a while, but it's faster than Chrome.