[QUOTE=da_maul;35515062][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Picture_340.jpg[/img]
just saw this on facebook burst out laughing
sorry for shit camera though i can't take screencaps for the life of me[/QUOTE]
learn to printscreen. It's super easy.
Press printscreen. Then go to paint. CTRL+V. Save. Upload. Done.
[QUOTE=da_maul;35515062][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Picture_340.jpg[/img]
just saw this on facebook burst out laughing
sorry for shit camera though i can't take screencaps for the life of me[/QUOTE]
[img]http://helpdesk.nucleus.be/content/een-printscreen-maken/een-printscreen-maken1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;35508740]
[img]http://www.widedesktopwallpapers.net/art/images/jesus_urges_america_repent.jpg[/img]
Also wtf is Benjamin Franklin doing in that picture, wasn't he an atheist.[/QUOTE]
yeah but look how pissed he is
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ben5.png[/img]
):I
[img]http://www.macromemeless.com/cat/flying-baby.jpg[/img]
We must go, our planet needs us!
[img]http://www.macromemeless.com/cat/welcome-film-roll.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=reddit.com;35515239][b][i]I lol'd[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ehIBK.png[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s2sov/i_lold/[/url][/QUOTE]
I think I have the solution to patch up Redditbot/FP relations
[b]Remove the fucking captions[/b]
[QUOTE=reddit.com;35514792][b][i]What work is like today with both the boss and the supervisor out sick.[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rt9AD.gif[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s2pzi/what_work_is_like_today_with_both_the_boss_and/[/url][/QUOTE]
Just another day at [I]The Office[/I]
[QUOTE=da_maul;35515062][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Picture_340.jpg[/img]
just saw this on facebook burst out laughing
sorry for shit camera though i can't take screencaps for the life of me[/QUOTE]
I seriously just can't- .. this fuck- .. thre- just .. OH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
[video=youtube;ufsf_-a_H9Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufsf_-a_H9Q[/video]
[url]http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh1OTb8sCNc0a0u6K6-[/url] One of the comments on this video.
[quote] OK a few educational facts in Hood Etiquette for those of you who are not hood savvy a.k.a my white friends and pretty much anybody who isn't black please read.
1. Don't fuck wit a black man's mother.
2. Let me reiterate PLEASE DON'T FUCK WIT A BLACK MAN'S MOTHER!!! or a sleeping pill (a knocked the fuck out moment, as seen above in the video ) is in your imminent future.
3.During a confrontation, there are certain words or phrases that you need to watch out for. For the sake of reference, we'll call these words "Lightning" words. because where there is lightning, THUNDER is sure to follow. If a cat keeps asking you "HUH?!?" or "WHAT???" in a heated confrontation, Guard yo shit, because shit is about to get real. That "HUH?!?" is rhetorical at this point, he does not really want to hear what you have to say, it is not a time for discussion, as a matter of fact you might as well swing first because that "HUH" is like a game of Hot Potato, you don't know when that music is gonna stop, but when it does...you better be ready to duck.
4. Pay attention to his stance. Like in this video for instance, if he's facing you with his left foot forward, more than likely that "THUNDER" we referenced above in tip #3, is in that right hand. so be ready. And I could be reading too much into it but, it's funny that his boy that was trying to stop him, seemed to know what hand to grab, probably because he's seen this scenario before and knew what the fuck was about to happen.
5. The best defense, is distance.....not so much from your opponent, I mean from hood shit in general. Just stay the fuck out, DO NOT ENTER BITCH. A rule of thumb is generally if you stay away from the hood, you usually won't fall victim to hood crimes and hood like activities such as this, and end up on WORLDSTAR. I know occasionally there are forces of nature and temptations that lead us to the depths of niggadom. for instance BAD BITCHES!!!! yep, unfortunately a bad bitch will make the best of us attempt to traverse the wild nigga-dense darkness that is the hood. I don't know why but it seems like fine chicks and bad neighborhoods just go together. RISK AND REWARD my niggas, risk and reward. tsk tsk!!!
Sidenote:
If you ever visit what is considered a "Black Club" PLEASE PAY ATTENTION, THIS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE". Now first off there are very subtle signs to let you know if you've walked into a black club. If when you walk in, you notice that there were more people outside in the parking lot than there are in the fuckin' club. That a pretty good clue you in a "black club", other signs are a sea of white t-shirts and jordan sneakers. (PLEASE DON'T STEP ON THE J's) That's like one of the quickest ways to get fucked up....thoroughly. NOW....lets say all goes well, you've avoided scuffing any jordans during your two-step and you've enjoyed yourself and you are about to leave. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES do you hang around. GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. If a chick want's to give you the number, get that shit inside the club. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOU GET OUTSIDE, you'll just increase your chance of becoming a target of the ignorant shit that lies ahead. So as soon as you hit the door, make a B-Line straight for your car, i'm talkin, don't even give the heel of your shoes time to touch the ground, head straight, no eye contact, just get to the car and push out. Because those niggas waiting outside of the club are a different breed, They have a "DON'T GIVA FUCK" gene in there DNA. Then you have the niggas that just came out of the club, which are now more volatile by the way. I don't know what it is, but somewhere between being exposed to the club light and alcohol brings the beast out of them niggas, I codenamed these type of niggas "GREMLINS". When the "Don't Giva Fuck" niggas and the "Gremlin" niggas mix, VERY BAD THINGS HAPPEN. Every black person knows that if some shit is gonna go down at a club it usually in the parking-lot. And you don't want to be nowhere around when that shit pops off. Other places i would avoid after the club is: IHOP, Denny's or basically any 24 hour establishment where niggas can sit and "chill" because usually shit like what happens in this video will occur. Noteable mention: Wal-Mart. Niggas love Wal-Mart, so be careful.If you need condoms go to a gas station or something, yeah i know they like same price as a tank of gas, but at least all you have to worry about is beatin up some ass, instead of gettin yo as beat. good luck[/quote]
[b][i]Bikini model huh??[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RiLie.png[/img]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s2tp5/bikini_model_huh/[/url]
[QUOTE=garychencool;35512115]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/f8PMz.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
10 Miles Later...
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[b][i]What Swedish five year olds want to be when they grow up.[/i][/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/pcpHU.jpg[/t]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s2u4r/what_swedish_five_year_olds_want_to_be_when_they/[/url]
[QUOTE=reddit.com;35515622][b][i]What Swedish five year olds want to be when they grow up.[/i][/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/pcpHU.jpg[/t]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s2u4r/what_swedish_five_year_olds_want_to_be_when_they/[/url][/QUOTE]
He's got ambitions. I like that.
Am I the only one thinking that the average video makers of Minecrafts age is reducing by the second? I mean, I used to be alright with seeing some minecraft vids when mature people played it. Now it's either retards recording it or 7 - 12 year olds most of the time. I'm not saying ALWAYS, but most of the time.
Content isn't funny, but laughing at how boring this persons life must be is.
[video=youtube;85DVhDWZof8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85DVhDWZof8&[/video]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35515277]I think I have the solution to patch up Redditbot/FP relations
[b]Remove the fucking captions[/b][/QUOTE]
Posts like this would lose context:
[QUOTE=reddit.com;35513422][b][i]A great quote from Teller[/i][/b]
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/OtMUZ.jpg[/img_thumb]
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s2k7e/a_great_quote_from_teller/[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;35515662]Am I the only one thinking that the average video makers of Minecrafts age is reducing by the second? I mean, I used to be alright with seeing some minecraft vids when mature people played it. Now it's either retards recording it or 7 - 12 year olds most of the time. I'm not saying ALWAYS, but most of the time.
Content isn't funny, but laughing at how boring this persons life must be is.
[video=youtube;85DVhDWZof8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85DVhDWZof8&[/video][/QUOTE]
Hes trying WAY too hard...
Paramud can you explain your recent postings with the strange people in them?
[url]http://johnkenn.blogspot.com/[/url]
fuck everything
[QUOTE=Ratzz;35515772]Paramud can you explain your recent postings with the strange people in them?
[url]http://johnkenn.blogspot.com/[/url]
fuck everything[/QUOTE]
They're drawings
[editline]10th April 2012[/editline]
Of monsters.
[editline]10th April 2012[/editline]
On post-it notes
[editline]10th April 2012[/editline]
And I put funny sentences I think of on them.
[editline]10th April 2012[/editline]
Oh, but I don't draw them.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35498655']Reddit never had CP, they had clothed JB- not porn. Fars I know, there's never been any real CP there at all.[/QUOTE]
I never said Reddit had CP.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35498655']The rule was "grudgingly" added because of this fact- not because there was anything illegal, but simply because of general public distaste.[/QUOTE]
It's still had Cp [i]oriented[/i] subreddits.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35498655']Like Reddit said, and like I agree, they don't agree with censoring anyone else just because it's unpopular. but because there was an economic issue at hand, they needed to. It's not like the place was ever crawling with CP or anything.[/QUOTE]
Again, I never said it did. It only had about 15 CP/JB subreddits out of the thousands of subreddits they have.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35498655']It's no worse than the Hot Girls thread, which has occasional illegal JB now and then that gets passed up by the mods.[/QUOTE]
I have only seen about one or two JB posts in the Hot Girls thread.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35498604']Again, though. LMAO pics is the most popular thread on FP, but we don't judge it based on this one thread.[/QUOTE]
It tends to make up the majority of Reddit, unlike LMAO pics which only makes of a, albeit large, fraction. Even so, it's not like you see links from LMAO pics everywhere. Reddit's stupidity tends to rub off onto other websites more that LMAO.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35498604']It's a circlejerk, it's shit, but really, isn't LMAO Pics in a different way a circlejerk? A contest for the most funnies?[/QUOTE]
Not really and even if it was it's either very subtle or not a problem since the top rated posts don't get booted to the front page.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];35498604']There's alot of good in Reddit, you just won't find it, usually, in the giant front-page boards. Find the boards that appeal to you and stick with them.[/QUOTE]
And that's what I'm talking about, the few subreddits that are good are hard to find due to their obscurity and due to the fact that it gets low traffic, discussions tend to go slow.
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