LMAO Pics February 2012 V. 1 - Read the OP or get banned <3

[Radical Rabbi]

[QUOTE=garychencool;35560187]You must be lucky in this economy, most managers would fire your ass when there's nothing to do.[/QUOTE]

Lucky? I suppose so.
The owners here are really nice. It's a small family-owned business that only takes 1 person to run, and I'm one of only two employees.
As long as I make the job my priority, they don't care what I do in my spare time. Just played a game of League with my friend.

The only downside is how few hours I get.

[Key_in_skillee]

I feel romantically lonely and melancholy right now and I don't know what to do :(

[Kirad]

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35560837]I feel romantically lonely and melancholy right now and I don't know what to do :([/QUOTE]

post about it on facepunch

[Sardonus]

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35560837]I feel romantically lonely and melancholy right now and I don't know what to do :([/QUOTE]

[url]http://omfgdogs.com/[/url]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30WdwCKjA40&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQnyoWzmakM[/media]
[url]http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7G4o29bv2s&feature=related[/media]

One of these should cheer you up.

[editline]14th April 2012[/editline]

This always makes me smile as well

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=fvwrel[/media]

[Key_in_skillee]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;35560867][url]http://omfgdogs.com/[/url]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30WdwCKjA40&feature=related[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQnyoWzmakM[/media]
[url]http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7G4o29bv2s&feature=related[/media]

One of these should cheer you up.

[editline]14th April 2012[/editline]

This always makes me smile as well

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=fvwrel[/media][/QUOTE]

thanks <3 I feel a little better now

[Gears of duty]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/tU06W.jpg[/t]

I have a brother that's like this :suicide:

[Killuah]

[QUOTE=Estolle93;35559194]Would someone be so kind as to tell me the origins of this? I mean, I know it's from Deviantart, but like...what is it? And why is it so popular here on Facepunch? (This picture pops into my head every Friday evening now, thanks guys.:v:)[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.jbmod.com/[/url]

Used to have more pictures, one of them was "When you play Gmod, When you play JBmod"

[Sardonus]

Does anyone have the video where it's the hand giving money to IGN and slowly the ME3 rating goes higher and higher, until it fucking explodes?

I love that video.

[Zombini]

[QUOTE=Anotherwall;35559935][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrx9xLmZk1qdy5lao1_400.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Our school has a key lock on the fire alarm triggers.

[paramud]

[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;35559856]It changes eye color?[/QUOTE]

Cats do that. Their eyes are blue for a short time while they're kittens. In fact, if their eyes remain blue into adulthood, they're more likely to go blind some time in their life.

[legolover122]

[QUOTE=Gears of duty;35560929][t]http://i.imgur.com/tU06W.jpg[/t]

I have a brother that's like this :suicide:[/QUOTE]

Tell him to be a man and take off the toppings he doesnt like.
Unless its something like unions that always seem to embed themselves underneath the cheese :v:

[editline]14th April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;35560961]Does anyone have the video where it's the hand giving money to IGN and slowly the ME3 rating goes higher and higher, until it fucking explodes?

I love that video.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIP73xIAPLU[/media]

[WittyUsername]

[QUOTE=zombini;35560967]Our school has a key lock on the fire alarm triggers.[/QUOTE]

"Can i please have the key to announce to everyone that there is a gigantic fucking fire in this building and that there is a chance we will all die?"

[Sardonus]

[QUOTE=legolover122;35560973]Tell him to be a man and take off the toppings he doesnt like.
Unless its something like unions that always seem to embed themselves underneath the cheese :v:

[editline]14th April 2012[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIP73xIAPLU[/media][/QUOTE]

Ahah, thanks! You're my boy, blue!

[legolover122]

[QUOTE=zombini;35560967]Our school has a key lock on the fire alarm triggers.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't that be breaking a thousand and one fire safety codes?

[zukriuchen]

[QUOTE=ryanmh12;35560510]I do not understand this meme, or how it is funny.[/QUOTE]

it was sort of funny in the beginning, but all reddit knows how to do is force memes

bam, it's dead already

[Computermaster]

If he has the alarms I'm thinking about, that key slot is to turn off the fire alarm, since simply replacing the handle back into it will not work.

Zombini, could you show us an example?

[Higginz511]

[QUOTE=legolover122;35561005]Wouldn't that be breaking a thousand and one fire safety codes?[/QUOTE]
It's a key to shut it off, At least that's how it was at my old school.

[Steffmeister]

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=VJ1dYrjuYf4[/media]
We're all going to burn and be smashing in hell....

[smha1010]

[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/f2ocwn.png[/IMG]

I found this on mormon.org, haha :v:

[WittyUsername]

[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;35561162][IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/f2ocwn.png[/IMG]

I found this on mormon.org, haha :v:[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FipJT.jpg[/IMG]

[sp]He lost his legs previously to this picture being taken. That is fake blood bones. It is for military medic training or whatever[/sp]

[Ricaaado]

[img]http://angrytorro.com/fs/i/2012/03/31/354f8366ba118947e14808aa835310.jpg[/img]

[greendevil]

[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;35561162][IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/f2ocwn.png[/IMG]

I found this on mormon.org, haha :v:[/QUOTE]

It screams "exploit me"

[===]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7rOgi.png[/IMG]

[AkujiTheSniper]

[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;35561162][IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/f2ocwn.png[/IMG]

I found this on mormon.org, haha :v:[/QUOTE]

And then I said "We should keep religion out of the government!"

[WittyUsername]

[QUOTE====;35561267][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7rOgi.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

God i remember that thread, stayed up all night on the edge of my seat

[Key_in_skillee]

Every time I refresh the page to see more replies I see Yoshi and I suddenly feel lonely and melancholy again :(

[DaCommie1]

[QUOTE=legolover122;35560973]Tell him to be a man and take off the toppings he doesnt like.
Unless its something like [B]unions[/B] that always seem to embed themselves underneath the cheese :v:
[/QUOTE]

Goddamn unions out to ruin my pizza now too! I'm gonna see all the tomato sauce go on strike because it wants a cleaner oven because of you.

[Gamerkiwi]

[QUOTE=Debauchery;35557590][img]http://i.imgur.com/rNnu2.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[url=https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/khaoakmndhjandiaaadnjgnbchillcdj]Chrome extension that adds mustaches to every picture.[/url]

[Anotherwall]

[video=youtube;mEfo080ryB4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEfo080ryB4&feature=related[/video]

[gbtygfvyg]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;35557781][video=youtube;Z-xiNaTXZV8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xiNaTXZV8[/video][/QUOTE]

I'm not a mortal kombat fan but I'm pretty fucking sure Kitana doesn't have a fatality where she pulls her mask off and breathes fire. That's Scorpion's move.