• I just heard my parents fucking. They know I am awake in the computer room.
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Make noises so they hear it. I'm sure your parents will feel just as embarrassed. Either because of what they think YOU are doing, or thinking they've been caught.
I was at this hotel and my aunt and uncle were fucking, I don't think they knew that I was awake but I looked over heard some sexually intercoursey words, and saw some rustling under them blankets.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;24255713]Prepare for another possible brother/sister soon[/QUOTE] They have condoms, I would know. :smug:
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255723]They have condoms, I would know. :smug:[/QUOTE] how do you know
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255723]They have condoms, I would know. :smug:[/QUOTE] That's not cool, it's just fucking creepy.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;24255746]how do you know[/QUOTE] ... I just do ...
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255755]... I just do ...[/QUOTE] :wtc:
Happened with my dad and stepmom...not as bad as mom and dad though
Dude OP best idea ever. Next time they fuck, after they finish, loudly say "What, that was it?" And start recommending your Dad sexual enhancements.
They're at it again...
does it matter oh god your parents have healthy sex lives, oh no how will you go on Just ignore it, that's what I did when I heard my parents fucking and it worked fine for me.
OP you better fucking do it.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;24255906]OP you better fucking do it.[/QUOTE] Hell naw man.
Do it OP. I mean it.
Wow they're people to. Let your dad score.
Computer room ? you guys have this in your house ? [IMG]http://h20324.www2.hp.com/SDP/Images/server_room.jpg[/IMG] your dad ROCKS !
IDEA: Kick something like a table really hard and pretend it was you stubbing your toe, then start to shout random swears like "FUCK, HOLY SHIT" and my favorite saying to disturb them, which would be "[highlight][b][i]HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE OH GOD NO I'M GONNA GET SICK EVERYWHERE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK[/i][/b][/highlight]"
Op, masturbate. This is your only option.
Hope I helped :buddy:
Incidentally your parents were in love way before you were ever thought of and those feelings have a tendency to persist.
Ask them if you could join
you should walk in and be like, "HARDER HARDER" go in with a camera for bonus points
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255532]Well that was fast, they just came back to say good night. [b]Hot damn they are quick.[/b][/QUOTE] :smug:Hahahahaha:smug:
Play the Benny Hill Theme really loud though the speakers while they're doing it
[QUOTE=Left4Meds;24256297]Play the Benny Hill Theme really loud though the speakers while they're doing it[/QUOTE] Or, Countdown ? :smug: do-do, do-do, do-do-do-do, doo~.. Okay I'm done.
[QUOTE=Espio;24256440]Or, Countdown ? :smug: do-do, do-do, do-do-do-do, doo~.. Okay I'm done.[/QUOTE] No this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA[/media]
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24256136]Op, masturbate. This is your only option.[/QUOTE] This man speaks the truth.
Start fapping and grunt really loudly and yell and scream and do all kinds of weird shit while they're fucking.
Call the police when and when they get there explain to your parents you thought there was a robber in the house that was yelling "OH GOD" alot.
Ha that sucks bro.
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