I just heard my parents fucking. They know I am awake in the computer room.
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I wonder if your dad is any good at it.
Don't you wonder too OP?
I love this thread.
So much.
join them
Play Strapping Young Lad really loud to piss them off and kick them out of the mood.
Worked for mine. :smile:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teeYBgyZhS8[/media]
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OP do it. Do it!!!
oh no people are having sex what are you going to do?
Play this really loud.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA[/media]
or something creepier.
[QUOTE=Espio;24256120]IDEA:
Kick something like a table really hard and pretend it was you stubbing your toe, then start to shout random swears like "FUCK, HOLY SHIT" and my favorite saying to disturb them, which would be "[highlight][B][I]HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE OH GOD NO I'M GONNA GET SICK EVERYWHERE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK[/I][/B][/highlight]"[/QUOTE]
No lol that's just over-the-top.
I once ran into my mum masturbating in the kitchen at 3 in the morning. I woke up because I was so thirsty.
I'm scarred for life till today.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;24255636]Single parent. :frown:[/QUOTE]
Same
Join.
Op, you made my day!
You should be glad your parents are doing it actually... it means they have a healthy relationship.
are you like 10 or something and think you come from a stork?
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255560]They should wait until I go to bed, not when I am awake and fully able to hear them.[/QUOTE]
They are stuck with you not the other way around. Let them do what they want as long as they don't include you in it. Wait ignore that last part :pervert:
[b]Step one:[/b] Sneak in very very quietly.
[b]Step two:[/b] Grab your fathers penis and put it in this:
[img]https://www.newzealandnz.co.nz/fleshlight/fleshlight-05.jpg[/img]
[b]Step three:[/b] Sell semen.
[b]Step four:[/b] ???
[b]Step five:[/b] Profit.
Just think everyone, your parents got down and dirty, for you to be here :ohdear:
Also, OP, i feel for you. I used to have to hear it every night, and i was in the bedroom next door :byodood:
[QUOTE=Heroms;24255585]My mom is a screamer and a back seat driver. It's annoying as shit waking up in the middle of the night to their intercourse.[/QUOTE]
Jeez...
[QUOTE=yuper11;24255541]Your not alone my parents grope each other in front of me all the time its disturbing[/QUOTE]
in the car today me and dad were being stupid, and mum said stop it, you'll be feeling me in a second and smiled at him. Not just any smile, a ruin your eldest sons night smile.
I WANNA PLAY!!ONEONEONE111!! HEYYY... WHY ARE YOU GuYS NAKED?... EEEEWWW MOM WHAT IS THAT? TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY SO I CAn PLAY WITH MY SISTER!!:buddy:
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run in and say that
I recall when I heard my parents once and I remember mom saying SHOVE IT
Lol nah what you gotta do is make sex noises in your room too. I'm sure your parents thinking you're gettin laid will ruin the pleasure :smug:
I for one would'nt give a shit if they were because i will do it aswell, that's what were born for and we can't stop it,heack i would'nt be here if it werent for them!
go lick the icing off the bed
Run in and start a pillow fight, if they ask what the hell you're doing say:
"I just like to watch you guys".
Points for reference.
You asshole, you just brought back this dreaded memory I have. I had a friend sleeping over one night and we were playing with Lego, and all of a sudden we both hear all of this moaning coming from downstairs (we were in the attic). We both just looked at eachother, then turned up some music on my computer and pretended we heard nothing.
I'm gonna throw up now, thanks a lot..
[QUOTE=GodKing;24260372]You asshole, you just brought back this dreaded memory I have. I had a friend sleeping over one night and we were playing with Lego, and all of a sudden we both hear all of this moaning coming from downstairs (we were in the attic). We both just looked at eachother, then turned up some music on my computer and pretended we heard nothing.
I'm gonna throw up now, thanks a lot..[/QUOTE]
Oh god, sexual intercourse, it's so unnatural!
Also, the fact that you were playing Lego pretty much sums up how young and immature you are.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24260445]Oh god, sexual intercourse, it's so unnatural!
Also, the fact that you were playing Lego pretty much sums up how young and immature you are.[/QUOTE]
Dude Lego is awesome.
Also I think he was implying that he was younger.
You should walk in and help them next time.
I always laugh when I hear my parents having sex.
You know, when a lot of women give birth, their bowels empty due to the enormous pressure.
So there's a very good chance that, not only did you crawl out of your mother's vagina, but she also pooped on you.
I hope that puts things in perspective & makes you feel better about them privately doing their thing.
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