• I just heard my parents fucking. They know I am awake in the computer room.
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[QUOTE=NPerez;24260626]You know, when a lot of women give birth, their bowels empty due to the enormous pressure. So there's a very good chance that, not only did you crawl out of your mother's vagina, but she also pooped on you. I hope that puts things in perspective & makes you feel better about them privately doing their thing.[/QUOTE] All women shit when they give birth.
This coming from the guy who fucked a pie? I smell troll
That sucks. At least they're not divorced... like mine. I live with my mom. And I haven't heard her fucking... but I know she does... with a dude that is married and has 2 sons... ... :sigh:
They're only doing it because they hate you.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24260634]All women shit when they give birth.[/QUOTE] What? If this is real, i wanna kill myself.
Too bad it didn't end up like this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sm2XLSrts&feature=related[/media]
Not all women shit themselves, just some. Also you should have joined in.
Moan loudly in retaliation as if you're masturbating.
Oh boy OP, when they know you were up till late on the computer instead of in bed, their gonna make you watch their sex tapes! I got a better idea then mister sandman. When their at it, you just shout "Goddamit! Shut up you guys! It's hard for me to sleep with you guys moaning like that!" Then make your brother say "Not for me!"
This happens to me all the time :v:
[url]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dd10eaec2c/prank-fail-parents-having-sex[/url]
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24260445]Oh god, sexual intercourse, it's so unnatural! Also, the fact that you were playing Lego pretty much sums up how young and immature you are.[/QUOTE] Uh, this was 13 years ago smartass.* And yes, hearing your parents fuck is disgusting, especially when you're a child and you have a friend over for the first time since you moved into a new house. *I'm trying really hard to refrain from flaming you.
[QUOTE=SEKCobra;24262075][url]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dd10eaec2c/prank-fail-parents-having-sex[/url][/QUOTE] oh god
accept it, that's how you were concieved.
They're telling you to get the [i]Fuck[/i] to sleep.
Then you realise your father is on one of his buissnes trips...
[QUOTE=American Pie;24255524]Sneak up and stick your dick in your father's ass.[/QUOTE] Oh god lol
Join in :v:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEXTzI4-pXg[/url] try this
i feel your pain OP
You should have poked your head in the room and shouted "BE QUIET YA' DAMN KIDS" Bricks would have been shat.
i feel your pain. best thing is to take the piss out of them the morning after. hopefully they'll find it as awkward as u did :P
You should get back at them with something. Masturbate really loudly tonight!
Any idea what an extreme houdini is? Don't do that
I'm happy that my parents sleep two stories above me.
Break the door down with a hockey mask a knife. [editline]07:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FinalHunter;24267673]Walk in on them and yell "SHUT UP GOD DAMN IT."[/QUOTE] :silent:
i hear them all the time. i just turn up the volume on my headphones and pretend im asleep.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255560]They should wait until I go to bed, not when I am awake and fully able to hear them.[/QUOTE] because the world revolves around you, right?
Teach your brother about sex and babies.
Go in their room and tell them to stop. Or if you can join them, then you could forgive them :pervert:
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