I just heard my parents fucking. They know I am awake in the computer room.
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[QUOTE=RibbonHead09;24269747]Teach your brother about sex and babies.[/QUOTE]
By sending him in there...
[QUOTE=RibbonHead09;24269747]Teach your brother about sex and babies.[/QUOTE]
He's 19
atleast your parents still love eachother...
I fucking hate it when I'm in the mood to jack it and when I make my way downstairs to the porn machine, I hear my parents going at it! Such a boner killer! But sometimes I just go on and attempt to jack off anyways. Usually when I get in to it I can go on fine...it's just after I cum it feels awkward when I hear them still doing it and I'm all done.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;24269580]because the world revolves around you, right?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's 2 against 1. This is a democracy, and you're outnumbered.
I once walked in on my parents, I stood there in shock for 15 minutes, my dad saw and said "What? havent you ever pleasured a woman 'For son? Oh wait, YOUR ONE OF THEM' VIRGINS! AHAHAHAH" :smith: I now hate my dad.
I heard my mum using a [I]very[/I] loud vibrator while we were on holiday. I just lay in bed, terrified.
^ Above two posts make me :smile:.
[QUOTE=TheMadF'inHatta;24271249]I once walked in on my parents, I stood there in shock for 15 minutes, my dad saw and said "What? havent you ever pleasured a woman 'For son? Oh wait, YOUR ONE OF THEM' VIRGINS! AHAHAHAH" :smith: I now hate my dad.[/QUOTE]
Your dad is awesome
I never heard my mom and dad have sex as far as I remember because they divorced when I was 6 and I was always asleep before a time when they probably would have thought about having sex and I don't remember much that far back anyway. I have heard my mom and step dad having sex though.
[QUOTE=wewt!;24271306]Your dad is awesome[/QUOTE]
Yes he is, he also saw me about to get a kiss from my last girlfriend once and my dad then said "WELL HELLO THERE MISSY, YOU DONT WANNA KISS THIS 'ERE BOY, HE'S GAY! HE ALWAYS WATCHES THAT GAY ANIME SHIT AND IS ALWAYS MASTURBATIN' ALL DAY!"
[QUOTE=TheMadF'inHatta;24271427]Yes he is, he also saw me about to get a kiss from my last girlfriend once and my dad then said "WELL HELLO THERE MISSY, YOU DONT WANNA KISS THIS 'ERE BOY, HE'S GAY! HE ALWAYS WATCHES THAT GAY ANIME SHIT AND IS ALWAYS MASTURBATIN' ALL DAY!"[/QUOTE]
:raise:
[QUOTE=wewt!;24271453]:raise:[/QUOTE]
Dont ask, I dont masturbate, and I've only watched 1 anime.
[QUOTE=TheMadF'inHatta;24271476]Dont ask, I dont masturbate, and I've only watched 1 anime.[/QUOTE]
1 too many. To the ovens, boy.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24271527]1 too many. To the ovens, boy.[/QUOTE]
Elfen lied should be considered a very gory long movie.
At least there is one plus to a divorce, no parental sex.
Next time they do it, just bang on the wall or door so they know you can hear them or say something like "keep it down" so that way you save them some embarrassement by not going in and seeing them/if they found out you can hear them all this time they will be embarrassed. Plus you don't have to hear them again
[QUOTE=TheMadF'inHatta;24271476]Dont ask, I dont masturbate, and I've only watched 1 anime.[/QUOTE]
You... don't masturbate? What the fuck is wrong with you, who doesn't fap.
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;24273093]You... don't masturbate? What the fuck is wrong with you, who doesn't fap.[/QUOTE]
second that
I have never had a bedroom close to my parents. It makes me so lucky.
What do you want us to do about it?
Get over it. Sex is a natural thing, nothing to shame about.
[QUOTE=Me0wmix;24276447]What do you want us to do about it?[/QUOTE]
Talk about it.
I'm basically deaf so I have the fortune of not hearing them.
I do have the misfortune of feeling the railings of their bed knocking against the wall and rumbling through the ground.
Get an air horn, tape down the button, open their bedroom door, toss it in. Mission accomplished!
[QUOTE=TheMadF'inHatta;24271476]Dont ask, [B]I dont masturbate[/B], and I've only watched 1 anime.[/QUOTE]
Bull shit
Isn't 8BitLord the guy who's attracted to mom/son stuff, and claims he's done his mom?
[QUOTE=Heroms;24255585]My mom is a screamer and a back seat driver. It's annoying as shit waking up in the middle of the night to their intercourse.[/QUOTE]
Why do I imagine your mother saying during sex
"Oh god, oh god OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! TURN LEFT OH GOD TURN LEFT OH, OH OH GOD TURN LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When I was 10-12, once time I was alone in the house for several hours, so I decided to rummage into my dad's drawer to find a trinket of some sort that I can't remember that I had lost. Instead, I found a box of extra-lubricated condoms, half used.
:geno:
masturbate loudly in retaliation
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