• I just heard my parents fucking. They know I am awake in the computer room.
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Bring a girl over and fuck just as loudly when they decide to go at it. :smug:
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;24255636]Single parent. :frown:[/QUOTE] HA!
[QUOTE=cyclocius;24260345]Run in and start a pillow fight, if they ask what the hell you're doing say: "I just like to watch you guys". Points for reference.[/QUOTE] Reference identified.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;24255636]Single parent. :frown:[/QUOTE] The buzzing sound accompanied by the screams should be self-explanitory
Seriously, who gives a shit? [editline]10:19PM[/editline] "Wow! Couples FUCK?" [editline]10:19PM[/editline] Scary!
Here's an idea, bang loudly on the wall. I'm sure they'll get a kick out of that.
Not as bad as hearing your sister... Great, thanks for bringing back bad memories.
Happens, don't really care about it. It sure is weird, but what can we do. Parents are humans too.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24255533]video tape it so facepunch can masturbate to it[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure Facepunch would be turned off to OP's dad's hairy ass. :ghost:
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;24282541]I'm pretty sure Facepunch would be turned off to OP's dad's hairy ass. :ghost:[/QUOTE] Bullshit.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24282613]Bullshit.[/QUOTE] What? :U
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;24282633]What? :U[/QUOTE] You underestimate Facepunch.
I just confronted my dad about it. He laughed and told me my mom was just masturbating and my dad was wanking to it. I don't know which is scarier/true. Sex or jerk fest.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24282884]I just confronted my dad about it. He laughed and told me my mom was just masturbating and my dad was wanking to it. I don't know which is scarier/true. Sex or jerk fest.[/QUOTE] I think i like your dad.
I think I am scared of him.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24282884]I just confronted my dad about it. He laughed and told me my mom was just masturbating and my dad was wanking to it. I don't know which is scarier/true. Sex or jerk fest.[/QUOTE] Why is it so scary? I'm tempted to ask how old you are but I know you smoke opium so you can't be that young.
Blare this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkceD6H1ylo[/media]
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24283015]Why is it so scary?[/QUOTE] Just is bro.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255506]I got up to go to the bathroom, well I gotta hold it now because then are in the next room to the bathroom, fucking. I feel scared. Terrified actually. My bro is in the same room as me, I hope to god he doesn't go back there like I did. Sorry for the small thread and stuff, I promise you this isn't spam or anything.[/QUOTE] are you ... the other brother who was jacking off below him.. (Another FP Thread.. relation?)
[QUOTE=areolop;24283041]are you ... the other brother who was jacking off below him.. (Another FP Thread.. relation?)[/QUOTE] Nah.
Should've busted into the room naked and jumped in. [editline]11:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Game Zombie;24259308]They are stuck with you not the other way around. Let them do what they want as long as they don't include you in it. Wait ignore that last part :pervert:[/QUOTE] I like the way this man thinks.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255506]I got up to go to the bathroom, well I gotta hold it now because then are in the next room to the bathroom, fucking. I feel scared. Terrified actually. My bro is in the same room as me, I hope to god he doesn't go back there like I did. Sorry for the small thread and stuff, I promise you this isn't spam or anything.[/QUOTE] You think thats disturbing? I heard my dad fucking his GF when we moved to their house, so my bed was in the lounge OUTSIDE THEIR DOOR... And they rooted numerous times. Then i heard my dad's best friend and his Gf getting it on... [he was renting a room in our old house, and the walls were fiber-board...] I've had enough of this kind of shit...
So, what the problem? I hear my dad fucking random chicks all the time!
I dont think I've ever in my life heard my parents having sex or know when they have it.
Should've joined them. Incestuous orgies are fun for the whole family.
Run in there and join in next time.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24255547]what the fuck guys my automerge [editline]05:07AM[/editline] seriously let me fucking automerge[/QUOTE] :ironicat:
[QUOTE=myalt22;24284086]So, what the problem? I hear my dad fucking random chicks all the time![/QUOTE] Well..... That's a bit horrible Doesn't he know that you can hear him Or is he just a dick?
i know my mum had sexual partners but thankfully i didn't sleep at my own house often i think i'd have shot myself if i caught her in the act
You should have played Scars on Broadway's new song called "Fucking". Or even better, the live version with a great intro: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5b7S7X_kkc[/url]
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