The item to your left is your weapon in the apocalyptic world, what is it?
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my shotgun
I have a choice between the wall, overflowing ash-tray or an empty can of coke.
A fuckin' wall. My body is ready.
a sniper rifle
a joystick
A salt shaker, Well at least I can eat some tasty food Screw it I'm fucked
Well luckily I have a kukri on my hip. :3
My back pack, which contains a pencil case that holds a ball point pen and a rubber band among other things. I take the rubber band and the spring in the pen, using them to create a make-shift miniature crossbow using pencils for the structure. I then use my pencil sharpener to make som darts out of pencils that are sharpened really short. Then I just take out my multi tool instead.
Some girl who is sorta hot.
Well, this is going to be a fun apocalyptic world
My dog
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Bat dildo
GCSE Biology revision guide.
Zippo lighter...
im fucked when out of fluid
Chinese food.
my desk lamp
A small fan.
A paper bag. I guess I can just...put it over my head or something. :v:
1000 ft CAT5E unshielded twisted pair cable bulk box thing (Not important why I have one :v:). Well, I can do all sorts of things with it I guess. Tripwires.. Strangle things.. Connect computers together (Sadly my crimper and bag of connectors is not next to me..)
Two 8 pound weights.
Well, better then a paper bag I guess. :v:
My gaming PC, maybe I h4x0rz teh z0mb31z 2 d3th
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Or I hack into the somehow still-functioning bases of past governments to send out hidden cruise missiles/nukes to wherever I need them to be.
Not sure if it would be my laptop or the shapes packet
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A wall
Pillows...
Suffocation the fuck out of them?
If it said right, I could beat them with
A. A lamp
B. A Lexmark Forms Printer 2400
C. The whole table.
Micellaneous papers. I can give highway bandits a paper cut on their jugular before they can say, "Give us all your food"
A wine rack.
I'm not lying.
I shall be known as the rolled-up-newspaper-bandit, the arch-nemesis of all the flies!
Well, they do say the pen is mightier than the sword.
An air conditioning unit
As long as it's not nuclear winter I'm cool