• The item to your left is your weapon in the apocalyptic world, what is it?
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my shotgun
I have a choice between the wall, overflowing ash-tray or an empty can of coke.
A fuckin' wall. My body is ready.
a sniper rifle
a joystick
A salt shaker, Well at least I can eat some tasty food Screw it I'm fucked
Well luckily I have a kukri on my hip. :3
My back pack, which contains a pencil case that holds a ball point pen and a rubber band among other things. I take the rubber band and the spring in the pen, using them to create a make-shift miniature crossbow using pencils for the structure. I then use my pencil sharpener to make som darts out of pencils that are sharpened really short. Then I just take out my multi tool instead.
Some girl who is sorta hot. Well, this is going to be a fun apocalyptic world
My dog [thumb]https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Public/IMG_20120522_143853.jpg?w=92618b3a[/thumb]
Bat dildo
GCSE Biology revision guide.
Zippo lighter... im fucked when out of fluid
Chinese food.
my desk lamp
A small fan.
A paper bag. I guess I can just...put it over my head or something. :v:
1000 ft CAT5E unshielded twisted pair cable bulk box thing (Not important why I have one :v:). Well, I can do all sorts of things with it I guess. Tripwires.. Strangle things.. Connect computers together (Sadly my crimper and bag of connectors is not next to me..)
Two 8 pound weights. Well, better then a paper bag I guess. :v:
My gaming PC, maybe I h4x0rz teh z0mb31z 2 d3th [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] Or I hack into the somehow still-functioning bases of past governments to send out hidden cruise missiles/nukes to wherever I need them to be.
Not sure if it would be my laptop or the shapes packet [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/37122947/IMG_20120523_120327%20%28Medium%29.jpg[/IMG]
A wall
Pillows... Suffocation the fuck out of them? If it said right, I could beat them with A. A lamp B. A Lexmark Forms Printer 2400 C. The whole table.
Micellaneous papers. I can give highway bandits a paper cut on their jugular before they can say, "Give us all your food"
A wine rack. I'm not lying.
I shall be known as the rolled-up-newspaper-bandit, the arch-nemesis of all the flies!
Well, they do say the pen is mightier than the sword.
An air conditioning unit As long as it's not nuclear winter I'm cool
Ehehehe... Hehehahaha.. Hahahaha! MWAAHAHAHAHAAUUEHIAHAHIAHOUIAH!!! [img]http://www.biltema.se/ProductImages/16/large/16-1142_l.jpg[/img] I'm gonna measure your balls off, demons!
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