• Lighter Fun
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I used to have a turbo flame lighter, and one day was sat in a tree high on mdma, playing with said lighter, got a bit too close to my arm and ended up with a fat bald patch
who doesnt hate that fat peice of gay emo boybashing toddlersucking maggot
[QUOTE=Vacoy;19847390]whats the big deal about a lighter? I mean a age limit on those things? wtf I've always been able to get them in store.[/QUOTE] Gas stations normally aren't allowed to sell them to minors, but a normal store shouldn't have any restrictions. If they do, tell them that it isn't illegal to sell a lighter to a minor, but it IS illegal to refuse a paying customer unless it's posted that they reserve the right to refuse service to anybody.
[QUOTE=^0mKTank;19850659]Gas stations normally aren't allowed to sell them to minors, but a normal store shouldn't have any restrictions. If they do, tell them that it isn't illegal to sell a lighter to a minor, but it IS illegal to refuse a paying customer unless it's posted that they reserve the right to refuse service to anybody.[/QUOTE] thats a pretty weak argument
You have to be 16 to buy a lighter, I thought? Oh yeah, I don't like it when people are like "you must not smoke much" when they see a noobie smoker. I look at a new smoker like a beautiful reminder of how awesome it was the first few times I got [I]stoned. [/I]
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19853746]thats a pretty weak argument[/QUOTE] I've called the police over it because a guy wouldn't sell me a jug of white gas. The store can be fined for it. [editline]04:02AM[/editline] [QUOTE=xxFoxxx;19853992]You have to be 16 to buy a lighter, I thought? Oh yeah, I don't like it when people are like "you must not smoke much" when they see a noobie smoker. I look at a new smoker like a beautiful reminder of how awesome it was the first few times I got [I]stoned. [/I][/QUOTE] I've had my 10 year old brother run and get me one when I was in the middle of a juggling act and my lighter died.
[QUOTE=Techie;19791185]So, me and some friends got a FAT ASS ounce. We went over to our alley way, broke some up and threw it in a bowl. Then, we go to light it, we have no fucking lighter. Then, when we DO get a lighter (hour later) and im on my like third bowl, i drop the lighter in the fire. lolz. fucking gay. so, im stoned right now, and, i llost the lighter. Anything like that ever happen to you?[/QUOTE] You dropped a lighter in a fire? Meaning you were standing above one? Must have been real hot, or were you several meters above it? Or were you running by a fire when you dropped the lighter and the momentum kept the lighter going until it hit the fire, and it blew up? In any case, why the fuck were you doing this? No, this does not ever happen to me. Purposely putting explosive items in fire however, yes, I have done. Or how about some team work with lighters? +3 lighters lighting one bowl to give your friend one sweet ass hit. Shit pays off too, cos when it's your turn, you get fuuucked
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;19855049]You dropped a lighter in a fire? Meaning you were standing above one? Must have been real hot, or were you several meters above it? Or were you running by a fire when you dropped the lighter and the momentum kept the lighter going until it hit the fire, and it blew up? In any case, why the fuck were you doing this? No, this does not ever happen to me. Purposely putting explosive items in fire however, yes, I have done. Or how about some team work with lighters? +3 lighters lighting one bowl to give your friend one sweet ass hit. Shit pays off too, cos when it's your turn, you get fuuucked[/QUOTE] No, we were all sitting around this sick ass bonfire, and i took the hit, and as I was passing it, I dropped it into the fire pit. Was too hot to reach in and grab it (I tried lol) and we were too stoned to think about grabbing a stick.
Why didn't you light up a stick?
[QUOTE=Techie;19885976] Was too hot to reach in and grab it (I tried lol)[/QUOTE] you...tried putting your fucking hand in a fire?
rofl....
[QUOTE=Techie;19791185]So, me and some friends got a FAT ASS ounce. We went over to our alley way, broke some up and threw it in a bowl. Then, we go to light it, we have no fucking lighter. Then, when we DO get a lighter (hour later) and im on my like third bowl, i drop the lighter in the fire. lolz. fucking gay. so, im stoned right now, and, i llost the lighter. Anything like that ever happen to you?[/QUOTE] he be trolling.. i dont smoke weed, but, surely you must havea better place than 'our alleyway', how would you not realise you had no lighter? wouldn't you look and make sure you havea lighter before you touch your weed? why does it take ytou an hour to get a lighter? i imagine there would be a shop within a 20 mins walk, 10 mins drive of you for sure? and what fire did you drop the lighter in? i dont even smoke and i know it's jsut embers basically.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;19933852]he be trolling.. i dont smoke weed, but, surely you must havea better place than 'our alleyway', how would you not realise you had no lighter? wouldn't you look and make sure you havea lighter before you touch your weed? why does it take ytou an hour to get a lighter? i imagine there would be a shop within a 20 mins walk, 10 mins drive of you for sure? and what fire did you drop the lighter in? i dont even smoke and i know it's jsut embers basically.[/QUOTE] Although we all know he's trolling, sometimes an impulse sesh requires places such as alleyways.
Okay okay... All of you haters, why don't you just stfu and smoke? I mean.. Damn! You don't have anything else to do than raging infront of your screen about a legit FP poster? Those kind of things also happened to me, just learn to chill the fuck and light up a joint or something, I don't know... Fuck a bitch, smoke some ganja, but RELAX.
Wait wait wait, you had a fucking BONFIRE in an ALLEYWAY while smoking weed? Damn you're a dumb motherfucker.
no one fucking cares in our town.
My one 19 year old friend in town built a shack out of shit from a house being remodeled and off the junk pile behind his garage. Its got a wood stove in it and chairs, even though the ceiling is about 4 1/2 ft tall we still go in there and smoke pot and cigs sometimes cause its alot warmer and discreet than standing around outside on the block doing it.
How exactly would you get a "fat ass" ounce seeing as 28g is the standard weight? Just sayin'..
[QUOTE=catch33;20092805]How exactly would you get a "fat ass" ounce seeing as 28g is the standard weight? Just sayin'..[/QUOTE] Dumb person is dumb. You can get it skimped, straight, or fat. Skimped = Some was removed, straight is the standard 28g, and fat is extra added. It was around 35. The guy was too lazy to weigh it right.
[QUOTE=Techie;20093628]Dumb person is dumb. You can get it skimped, straight, or fat. Skimped = Some was removed, straight is the standard 28g, and fat is extra added. It was around 35. The guy was too lazy to weigh it right.[/QUOTE] Lol there are so many things wrong with this post. Dude you are so dumb it is appalling
[QUOTE=Techie;20093628]Dumb person is dumb. You can get it skimped, straight, or fat. Skimped = Some was removed, straight is the standard 28g, and fat is extra added. It was around 35. The guy was too lazy to weigh it right.[/QUOTE] ...so you got more than an ounce.
[QUOTE=Techie;20093628]Dumb person is dumb. You can get it skimped, straight, or fat. Skimped = Some was removed, straight is the standard 28g, and fat is extra added. It was around 35. The guy was too lazy to weigh it right.[/QUOTE] Alright, I want you to take what you're saying, put it in that box i gave you, and close the box. Never open that box again.
[QUOTE=Punjon;20190166]Alright, I want you to take what you're saying, put it in that box i gave you, and close the box. Never open that box again.[/QUOTE] x1 [img]http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/ico/WinRAR.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=B_oE_AN;19798523]I threw a scripto high into the air once. it hit the pavement and exploded and made a noise like a gunshot.[/QUOTE] Same here. It was epic. xD
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