sitting next to my dad, dead in a hospital bed, such a feeling of powerlessness :'(
that was october last year...
Last year when I was so stressed out that I thought "Fuck my life" every single day.
[QUOTE=dagoth_ur;19520442]sitting next to my dad, dead in a hospital bed, such a feeling of powerlessness :'(
that was october last year...[/QUOTE]
Sorry to hear that, may he R.I.P.
My life, compared to those that are less fortunate in third world countries, is wonderful. Nothing has ever altered it to a point which would be that of something among fuck. I do have a collection of moments where my life is not at it's peak, but nowhere near the bottom.
Let me think here...
i forgot to do this huge school project i put off till the last minute
[QUOTE=dagoth_ur;19520442]sitting next to my dad, dead in a hospital bed, such a feeling of powerlessness :'(
that was october last year...[/QUOTE]
My mom passed abit over a year ago, I saw her a few hours before she died, she was in a coma and I knew that she would die soon. It tore my heart to shreds.
my high speed modem broke down a week ago
I haven't played a multiplayer MW2 game in only a week but it feels like ages
my story is sadder than the above post
I can't post any good things today
last year:
I was in shop class (You pretty much deal with power tools and make stuff out of wood, etc) and I had to fart very badly. I had been holding it in for a good 2 hours and it started hurting my stomach. The shop class has the main room where you see the power tools and the tables and then a smaller room with about 4 computers. I glanced inside the computer room to see if anyone was there... What better place to let loose a massive fart than in there? No one was there and no one was near that could possible hear me. I fart (Dear god it was like a whoopie cushion) and begin to walk out of the room... but in the corner of my eye I see a head slowly turn around in a chair, with a complete blank expression on his face. I somehow fucking missed some freshman sitting there. I quickly left the room and kept to myself for a good 30 minutes. I have never farted since then.
Edit: Also fuck my life
[QUOTE=Bloody_teers;19520943]My mom passed abit over a year ago, I saw her a few hours before she died, she was in a coma and I knew that she would die soon. It tore my heart to shreds.[/QUOTE]
but the annoying thing is, he was fine as someone with cancer can be 30 minutes earlier
I fell in love with my best friend some time ago
/life
[QUOTE=dagoth_ur;19521323]but the annoying thing is, he was fine as someone with cancer can be 30 minutes earlier[/QUOTE]
What type, my mom had lung cancer?
Another fuck my life moment was a couple hours ago my little brother started to read my first post. He knows my avatar because of my art. I just managed to slam the laptop shut before he could finish it. Luckily my computer is password protected.
I dropped a chicken wing on the floor.
:smithicide:
FML
Edit: You think you have it bad.
[QUOTE=Bloody_teers;19521486]What type, my mom had lung cancer?
Another fuck my life moment was a couple hours ago my little brother started to read my first post. He knows my avatar because of my art. I just managed to slam the laptop shut before he could finish it. Luckily my computer is password protected.[/QUOTE]
What, does he not know your mom is dead?
[QUOTE=Big Ben;19521613]What, does he not know your mom is dead?[/QUOTE]
She's talking about the first post (threesome).
I took a pic of my cock and used it as my spray on Counter Strike Source and everyone kept saying it was a fake or it belonged it a gay porn star
Lost the "Dunk The Clown" game at the carnival.
FML.
I don't have friends.
FML
[QUOTE=grea$emonkey;19521621]She's talking about the first post (threesome).[/QUOTE]
That makes much more sense.
Every single minute of my life is a FML moment. :crying:
finding out bill kaulitz was a man
[QUOTE=ghostfais;19522304]finding out bill kaulitz was a man[/QUOTE]
Bill Kaulitz is a MAN?!
Just kidding. :q:
Whenever I think about billy mays.
Edit:
Whoever disagreed my post, go shove a slap chop up your ass.
it was the biggest boner kill ever
[editline]12:11AM[/editline]
ninja'd
When I was, like, 5 years old, I was reading about cats, then I was all "Fuck my life I wanna be a cat too" so I ran over to my mom and told her to make me into a cat. She denied my request and I cried my face off. I started yelling, curled up inside of a box, and woke up outside.
[quote=bloody_teers;19518387]it actually happened, it was two girls one guy. The girls consisted of me and my friend, the guy was my friends boyfriend. However during that time there was a sex ed talk in the lobby. We skipped it.[/quote]
pics or it didn't happen ;)
agreed
My mother got extremely sick, I have to be in foster care for eight months and the state are dicks because my mother was perfectly fine now within two weeks I got sent into foster care and she has to do a bunch of legal bullshit.
She didn't even do anything for Christ's sake.
The good part is that I'm living with my Aunt and I've been doing extremely well here.
Still, the government is fucked up.
Three to four months ago when I was going to ask my dream girl out, I thought I had it nailed and everything was perfect, she had shown me all sorts of attraction signs with her body language, buuut she turned me down in the harshest way possible, saying into my face infront of everyone: "OLOL I HAS MET DIS CUT GUY ND HES LIKE; AWSHUM AND CUTE AND TALL AND HANDSUM LOL!!1!1one"
I found out by a mutual friend that basically she is a woman who wants every guy to like her, but in return she doesn't like any guy.
After that I've been referring to her as bitch/slut behind her back. :v:
Even our mutual friends stood up for ME saying she turned into a complete bitch.
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