When i almost walked into the girls bathroom thinking it was the exit.
any time I play MW2
[QUOTE=Go With It;19522950]When i almost walked into the girls bathroom thinking it was the exit.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of the girls bathroom.. My dad and I were on this fancy restaurant, he had to go to the bathroom, and of course they had public toilets.. I was waiting outside, while he went in. The catch is: He went into the women's bathroom :/
Lots of people hurried out while he was inside..
All I could do was *Facepalm*
[QUOTE=ken188;19521647]I took a pic of my cock and used it as my spray on Counter Strike Source and everyone kept saying it was a fake or it belonged it a gay porn star[/QUOTE]
oh shit what
School.
FML.
shit tons of homework.
FML
Every time I wake up and go through the day.
When the doctor told me i had Type 1 Diabetes.
Getting lag when I'm owning as a sniper on TF2. Much worse than all of yours
This is my "FUCK MY LIFE" Moment.
I was on ladder since i was bored. I starting moving it when i was still on it. It fell i fell. And then my arm was hurting as fuck. So i was like "Don't worry i can sleep it off" And then i was like "FUCK I CAN'T SLEEP IT HURTS SO BAD" And then it turned out that i broke my arm. My arm was still broken but i decided to get me self a set top box. To watch those new channels. So i don't have to wait till 2013.
And it was for a month which meant NO VIDEO GAMES :(.
i took a really hard shit for 2 hours and when i look down i saw 1 poop
I fell out with a good friend from talking to his girlfriend, who actually never liked me atall and only spoke to me because he did, so when he stopped talking to me she did too and neither of them could give a shit.
[QUOTE=mars7a;19521506]I dropped a chicken wing on the floor.
:smithicide:
FML
Edit: You think you have it bad.[/QUOTE]
And to make your moment even more woeful I've just finished a delicious chicken wing right now.
I'm sorry.
:owned:
This happened a few years ago, so it violates the rules a teeny bit.
But back in 8th grade, while in Tech class, it was FRIDAY THE 13th and so far, nothing bad happened. So one guy was builting a giant chicken coop. So I noticed this tool that looked like a dental hook and could be used for comedic effect, so I quickly went over and reached for it. A piece of chicken wire that was jutting out of the side impaled itself under my thumb nail when I went to grab the tool. In agonizing pain, clutching my hand between my[sp]sexy[/sp]thighs, I hobbled over to the sub we had that day (while uddering every swear under the sun) to go wash my bleeding thumb out at the water fountain. At the end of the experience, it left only a minor wound under the nail and the nail was still intact, so I wasn't complaining.
But still, that hurt like a BITCH.
[B]tl;dr[/B]: Went to grab a tool in Tech, impaled my thumb nail on a chicken coop, swore a lot, washed out thumb. Friday the 13th.
[QUOTE=UserDerth;19525536]This is my "FUCK MY LIFE" Moment.
I was on ladder since i was bored. I starting moving it when i was still on it. It fell i fell. And then my arm was hurting as fuck. So i was like "Don't worry i can sleep it off" And then i was like "FUCK I CAN'T SLEEP IT HURTS SO BAD" And then it turned out that i broke my arm. My arm was still broken but i decided to get me self a set top box. To watch those new channels. So i don't have to wait till 2013.
And it was for a month which meant NO VIDEO GAMES :(.[/QUOTE]
So you were like "Shit! I'm bored! Wait..................... dude, is that a fucking ladder!? SO GOOOOOOOD!!!! Now its a party!"
[QUOTE=Whatwhat1337;19518373]Trying to finish up a project I needed to pass a class, and having to do it three times because TWO flashdrives were stolen and the school computers which I'd been working on automatically delete anything saved on them at the end of the day.
And even though I got it done and turned in/passed eventually, the teacher lost the third flashdrive.[/QUOTE]
For real bro? Sounds like something that happened at my school in my TV Production class. I was exporting this video from iMovie '08 (Shittiest software on earth), and had to leave and I was like "Yo, I'll be back after 7th period when that's done exporting", and she's like "Alright". So I come back and ask where my 8 GB flash drive is at (with all of my music and not to mention project on it), and she's like "I don't know". I was / am pissed. There's only like 20 kids that could have taken it since it was only in there for one period, she claimed to have asked them but then nobody fessed up. Also the computers have the second shittiest piece of software in the world on them as well- Deep Freeze. So since you can't save video files due to iMovie's "AMAZING AUTOSAVE FEATURES!!!" you have to save it as an uneditable quicktime file, as well as they got deleted once the computers were shut off for winter break.
FML.
I really needed to take a shit, so I hurriedly went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants and let my asshole empty. It was a big hard one and all the water splashed up my ass. The water had morning piss in it. FML
My FML moment was when I was in bed with the OP and she didn't understand how to give a handjob. Thankfully she's learned since then. :v:
Last night. My friends (who are cousins with each other) called my best friend, who was at my house. So there talking, I tell him to put them on speaker so I'am in the conversation ( I hate not being able to talk when theres people around, makes me feel unimportant) but nope. She says "She sounds weird on speaker" so I'am fine with that. I tell him "Okay, well at least tell me what your talking about". So, for the whole night, I was alone, while my friend was talking and talking and talking with them. I felt like they wouldn't even notice if I just disappeared. Finally I just said "Fuck, I'am not staying in hear" in my head and left. My friend noticed and Let them go off the phone to see what wrong with me. I tell him and he said he wasn't gonna call them. [I]But[/I] When I tied to text on of them ( There also my best friend) She didn't answer, but she answered my friend who was with me. I felt so unwanted, so unneeded, so unimportant. Fuck.
I could be here for hours with crappy stories.
Just FML, really.
[QUOTE=ChicagoMobster;19530367]Last night. My friends (who are cousins with each other) called my best friend, who was at my house. So there talking, I tell him to put them on speaker so I'am in the conversation ( I hate not being able to talk when theres people around, makes me feel unimportant) but nope. She says "She sounds weird on speaker" so I'am fine with that. I tell him "Okay, well at least tell me what your talking about". So, for the whole night, I was alone, while my friend was talking and talking and talking with them. I felt like they wouldn't even notice if I just disappeared. Finally I just said "Fuck, I'am not staying in hear" in my head and left. My friend noticed and Let them go off the phone to see what wrong with me. I tell him and he said he wasn't gonna call them. [I]But[/I] When I tied to text on of them ( There also my best friend) She didn't answer, but she answered my friend who was with me. I felt so unwanted, so unneeded, so unimportant. Fuck.[/QUOTE]
play video games
whining over
It's hard for me to explain things for some reason, this have been a big source of bollocks. :frown:
[QUOTE=Bloody_teers;19521486]What type, my mom had lung cancer?
Another fuck my life moment was a couple hours ago my little brother started to read my first post. He knows my avatar because of my art. I just managed to slam the laptop shut before he could finish it. Luckily my computer is password protected.[/QUOTE]
asophagal(i'm useless at spelling,)
When I figured out that my vision has gone blurry.
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19529987]I really needed to take a shit, so I hurriedly went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants and let my asshole empty. It was a big hard one and all the water splashed up my ass. The water had morning piss in it. FML[/QUOTE]
Look at post, look at avatar, piss pants.
[QUOTE=ghostfais;19530525]play video games
whining over[/QUOTE]
Um, I can still hear them talking, Making me feel out of conversation, Thus, making me feel unimportant.
I tried to play GH:M but it started hitting me.
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