Welcome To Real Album Music Covers From The Dark Ages
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[B]Read The Shocking History[/B]
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[B]I could not muster up enough courage to find out what it all meant. But I did got love mother or something before I managed to pluck out my eyes.[/B]
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[B]A gift for friends who are feeling down no doubt. Let's all share shall we Freddie.[/B]
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[B]This is what happened when people didn't have internet.[/B]
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[B]Let's face it! Christian rock bands haven't changed much. The god awful (as it where) PR tactics.[/B]
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[B]Worst fucking idea ever. Using your album cover as a family photo folio.[/B]
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[B]That's right baby. Show us those "legs" you naughty little...[/B]
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[B]Look at that! A troll pose.[/B]
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[B]Hallelujah brothers.[/B]
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[B]If you can comment on this one, be my guest.[/B]
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[B]As real as this cover?[/B]
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[B]The police will come due to the knifes and the nunchuck you are probably going to hurt your self with while dancing.[/B]
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[B]A newer one, and no Vanessa. You are not cool, never was and will never be in any universe.[/B]
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[B]BEHOLD! The blue avenger.[/B]
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[B]I see! Now try imagine the worst.[/B]
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[B]Who ever that is, hide the poor bastard.[/B]
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[B]No fucking comments.[/B]
This was a terrifying journey in the boiling cauldron of human history spiced with bad taste and poor choices.
You forgot about this one.
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Overlord hillbilly here also deserve a spot in this most dubious of threads.
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And to add insult to injury. Like it wasn't enough to nail him to a cross you bastards.
I was sort of hoping this was a thread dedicated to Al Yankovic when I saw "Welcome to Real Al..." on the "last post" thing.
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no Ken???
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In the background you see the incest barn.
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And Kevin here wants to share his beauty.
late 90's albums in a nutshell:
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I'm amazed this hasn't been posted yet.
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[QUOTE=barttool;40107254]late 90's albums in a nutshell:[/QUOTE]
Vengaboys but no Aqua?
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where the fuck are you guys getting these from :v:
There was a blog somewhere that posted bad album covers, I'll see if I can find it.
[editline]31st March 2013[/editline]
Also, Nostalgia Critic reviewed that Vanilla Ice film a while back...
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[B]If you can comment on this one, be my guest.[/B][/QUOTE]
Wow, I didn't know Borat had his own album!
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;40108686]Wow, I didn't know Borat had his own album![/QUOTE]
portuguese borat by the look of it
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Maybe not awful, but just bizarre. I suppose the fittingest way to make a self-titled album is to just include a no nonsense picture of the whole band.
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Wait, is she masturbating with an eggplant!?
Fucking love this SWEDISH guy
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At some point, you really want to open their skull to see what's in there. Admit it.
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Same dude expressing him self.
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People with matching band outfits should be hunted down and placed in camps for the good of the coming generation. It is to late for us. We have already seen.
[editline]1st April 2013[/editline]
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Rehab program anyone?
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doin thangs
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There is sometimes hard to know what to say.
But "karatist"? I assume the guilty party behind this went for some angle on the Christ name here.
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Maybe not awful, but just bizarre. I suppose the fittingest way to make a self-titled album is to just include a no nonsense picture of the whole band.[/QUOTE]
1st cover: Complete social inepts
2nd cover: Nerdy-ish rock band
3rd cover: total fedora-wearing douchebags
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Well? Do you want a taste of... Ah laughing my ass off.
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Attagirl^^
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Cannot forget Tino. If he went to jail, the inmates would celebrate.
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doin thangs[/QUOTE]
How is this part of this dark ages? It's the best goddamn thing ever.
More album covers should use this as a template
I saw this in HMV once...
No wonder they went into administration.
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Cannot forget Tino. If he went to jail, the inmates would celebrate.[/QUOTE]
"For the first time: Tino"
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