• Fucking Door Handle Impaled Into Bicep
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[QUOTE=goblineat4;35435842]I was joinging wrestling after spring break. I gotta go fast err' day err' day. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] So does anyone want to see a picture of the hole? I can take a shitty pic with the webcam on my laptop.[/QUOTE] Man pussy boy. How about you jam your one finger in that glory hole & reflect your true manly self. bitch, instead of simply showing us a picture.
too bad it didnt go through your head to stop you from making another awful post in this bad forum ever again
[QUOTE=booby;35436357]Man pussy boy. How about you jam your one finger in that glory hole & reflect your true manly self. bitch, instead of simply showing us a picture.[/QUOTE] That is absolutely fucking retarded. There is no way I would do that.
Any word on how extensive the nerve damage is going to be? Are you gonna be the guy that can put his hand in boiling water? :v:
LMAO I guess I oughta call you CAPTAIN HOOK HUH? LMAO.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;35436392]Any word on how extensive the nerve damage is going to be?[/QUOTE] It's just a bruised nerve. It should be fully functional in about 2 months.
How to get bitches. "OH MY GOD GLOBNEAT4 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM" "Got in a fight with a door. Needless to say, I won"
Did I get the first Cpt. Hook joke? He has a hook in his arm! LOL.
[QUOTE=prooboo;35436433]How to get bitches. "OH MY GOD GLOBNEAT4 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM" "Got in a fight with a door. Needless to say, I won"[/QUOTE] if he musters enough courage to even look at a girl it will go like this Girl: hi dumbasshookinarm: *sweeats boolet* *shits him self* hey facepunch i shit myself today talking to a girl. heres my stinky ass half life 2 underwear with the shit stains still fresh
what a pussy. just rip that motherfucker out quit being a fucking manbitch like you are.
[QUOTE=Uterus;35436461]Did I get the first Cpt. Hook joke? He has a hook in his arm! LOL.[/QUOTE] How was your username unclaimed?
Ok, a thread now derailed, but anyways heres a picture of the wound. It's closed up very well. [IMG]http://oi44.tinypic.com/24fzs7s.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=goblineat4;35436536]Ok, a thread now derailed, but anyways heres a picture of the wound. It's closed up very well. [IMG]http://oi44.tinypic.com/24fzs7s.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] What kind of pills did they send you home with?
Did it hurt? o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ya, lets get fucking impaled and then post it on facepunch alright? what a man pussy
[QUOTE=prooboo;35436550]What kind of pills did they send you home with?[/QUOTE] Vicodin. That shit makes it feel weird when I eat. Also some clindamycin. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=booby;35436559]ya, lets get fucking impaled and then post it on facepunch alright? what a man pussy[/QUOTE] Please ban this troll.
[QUOTE=goblineat4;35436568]Vicodin. That shit makes it feel weird when I eat. Also some clindamycin. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] Please ban this troll.[/QUOTE] your face has like smudges all over + saturated with chicken grease. quit being a fucking man pussy, yank that bitch out like a man you pussy boy
[QUOTE=booby;35436593]your face has like smudges all over + saturated with chicken grease. quit being a fucking man pussy, yank that bitch out like a man you pussy boy[/QUOTE] It's already been taken out. And that's how you fucking look when you're about to pass out from HAVING A BIG ASS FOREIGN OBJECT IN YOUR ARM. I was also very high on painkillers.
[QUOTE=goblineat4;35436568]Vicodin.[/Quote] Aww man, tough break. Maybe next time you'll get appendicitis and they'll give you Percocet. Abdominal surgery always gets you the good shit. Huge collection of nerves there; to the point where they call it the "second brain"
Ouch that must have hurt. Hope you get well soon OP
lol OP has smudges of grease saturating his fucking fat ass head + face. disgusting + looks like a nerd and has that cruddy look like he just suck strongly on that big negros cock, slobbering and drawning saliva all over..gasping for air as that cock is forced viciously in his throat to block the airways that struggle to escape. what a pussy boy
[QUOTE=booby;35436812]lol OP has smudges of grease saturating his fucking fat ass head + face. disgusting + looks like a nerd and has that cruddy look like he just suck strongly on that big negros cock, slobbering and drawning saliva all over..gasping for air as that cock is forced viciously in his throat to block the airways that struggle to escape. what a pussy boy[/QUOTE] WTF is wrong with this guy? I dare you to fucking shove a door handle in your fucking arm.
At least you can say that you have injured yourself in a rather unique way. And for the nerve damage. When I had a hole drilled in my ribcage for the inflation of a collapsed lung; the area around the whole was completely numb for two months, then the feeling came back slowly.
Did you trip when you were given morphine? Last time I was in hospital I spent 3 days thinking a vomit cup was a sombrero and wearing it on my head. Look's like it was awfully painful, I hope there is no long term damage and it all heals up. Good luck.
At least this injury could open new doors for you actually i'm sorry that sounds painful
[QUOTE=goblineat4;35436536]Ok, a thread now derailed, but anyways heres a picture of the wound. It's closed up very well. (removed due to potential shock content)[/QUOTE] I'm amazed that it didn't cause tearing in surrounding tissue, impressive, it's more like a puncture wound, which is odd.
Hey guys. I'm recovering nicely. The nerve damage is getting better.
Am I missing something, or is there a severe lack of a picture in the OP? :v: Either way, that sounds nasty man. Hope you feel a lot better very soon! *bro hugs*
The pics aren't loading, but goddamn, I'm cringing just by reading the posts.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;35462134]The pics aren't loading, but goddamn, I'm cringing just by reading the posts.[/QUOTE] Agreed. I'm not sure I want to see the pics anyway, it sounds horrendous. But y'know, curiosity killed the cat and all. Good luck, OP.
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