• The MsPainter (Adventure)
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Well... That indeed is the most ironic way you could draw him, because it is how you seen him last time... Honestly you could make it up for him, but you aren't a girl, neither of fish race so.. But the idea related to apply at Vodka Ambassador is really fine idea! You should do so! Afterall, you had quite nice time learning Russian language back at elementary. Oh... Hope you will have some crack left after using it to bribe the owner to become the one and only Vodka Ambassador (Or new owner, eventually right hand of owner.) for yourself! Afterall it's fine stuff man! And the one of most hard to detect ones.
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;45084590]Well... That indeed is the most ironic way you could draw him, because it is how you seen him last time... Honestly you could make it up for him, but you aren't a girl, neither of fish race so.. But the idea related to apply at Vodka Ambassador is really fine idea! You should do so! Afterall, you had quite nice time learning Russian language back at elementary. Oh... Hope you will have some crack left after using it to bribe the owner to become the one and only Vodka Ambassador (Or new owner, eventually right hand of owner.) for yourself! Afterall it's fine stuff man! And the one of most hard to detect ones.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=LondierX;45075817]Become the Vodka Ambassador of the Soviet Union for your homeland, Mother Russia. By first becoming a bartender there, and slowly gaining your ranks up, eliminating competition.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Colin788;45083327]And you use your supply of crack rocks to bribe the owner of this Soviet Union bar (who has a thick mustache) to become the one and only Vodka Ambassador! Also, you and the owner become best buds! (great day =D)[/QUOTE] You make your way to the bar, Without even filling anything out they rush you into the back room, When it doesn't seem to be going your way, You pull out the crack and ask, if he wants some, And wink. He's not amused and calls in security, And tells you "if you ever come back here again, You'll be lucky if i call the cops." As his finger goes across his neck, Sitting outside his place you smoke another bowl of crack and open up your laptop. [img]http://puu.sh/9rrt1/500da57f87.png[/img] What now?
Draw that bastard just like you remember him, and after effect of drugs worn off think about finding work legit way, like bartender in opposing force's bar, for the America!
Shit... That plan was good and could work out... But didn't... When you will finish being a high fuck, then you should try one of the other three jobs (Now two.)
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;45092570]Shit... That plan was good and could work out... But didn't... When you will finish being a high fuck, then you should try one of the other three jobs (Now two.)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Edge97;45091752]Draw that bastard just like you remember him, and after effect of drugs worn off think about finding work legit way, like bartender in opposing force's bar, for the America![/QUOTE] You Draw a picture of that bastard, I mean every ones out to get you, And its a good stress reliever, The crack helps too but.... You just love drawing so much... [img]http://puu.sh/9sj25/82c28bc71f.png[/img] Afterwards you look at that site again.. But nothing catches your eye... You look down the street, and notice a for hire sign on a place called; "Club hope." You rush over and ask for a job, They ask if you're over 21, You sigh and say no... They look you up and down and ask "Atleast 18?" You say "I'm actually 19 but-" And before you finish your sentence Some fat guy walks in, He asks you to make him a "Hock Cobbler" The actual bartender just looks at you as if he wants you to try... You grab a mixing glass, Put in some German Riesling, Some Ice, Some Sugar, And half a orange wheel. Mix it up and pour it into a glass, The Fat man takes a drink, Swishes it around in his mouth and says "My god, This is the best Hock Cobbler i've ever had." The bartender looks over at you and says "Your hired, You'll get minimum wage, And you'll work from 9 to midnight, But if you wanna start now you're welcome to take over for me." Well today is sure looking up what now?
Fast reply time. You ask the barkeep if you can have a place here to sleep. Later on Boyar the fish actually comes in, and doesn't realize you're serving.
[QUOTE=Hole;45097716]Fast reply time. You ask the barkeep if you can have a place here to sleep. Later on Boyar the fish actually comes in, and doesn't realize you're serving.[/QUOTE] You ask the barkeeper, If you could sleep in the bar after hours, and explain your situation.. He turns to you and says: "Sure, Why not?... If you clean up the bar in the morning that is.." You take that offer... afterwards you take the rest of his shift, And work all night, A few lunchbreaks, Lots of Slobs, Cheating husbands, And there was this one lady who brought her daughter because she "Couldn't afford a baby sitter." But then, A familiar face walks in, A old friend, Boyar(Bob) The fish, He asks for a bloody mary and slams his head on the bar not even looking at you, You have to think about what to do, So you sit down behind the bar and open your laptop. [img]http://puu.sh/9sBPQ/42a3128d5e.png[/img] What do you do?
Give him a drink with "something" special in it, he deserves it well. And no, I didn't mean't that crack rock you have, it's for you and only you.
Give him a drink with wasabi and laxative, and while his suffers from that mix, draw your workplace.
Not anything that hot, something which will preferably give effects on later, because then he might complain about drink or worse...
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;45100645]Give him a drink with "something" special in it, he deserves it well. And no, I didn't mean't that crack rock you have, it's for you and only you.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Edge97;45103473]Give him a drink with wasabi and laxative, and while his suffers from that mix, draw your workplace.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dawcio510;45104581]Not anything that hot, something which will preferably give effects on later, because then he might complain about drink or worse...[/QUOTE] While he's not looking you grab a rat, Cut its head off with a pocket knife some drunk left behind, squeeze the blood out of it, into a paper cup, Mix in some ever clear and tomato juice, mix it up, and hand it to him. He drinks the whole thing faster then you've ever seen someone chug booze. He then passes out, on the table, He's probably gonna get sick from the rat blood later... But you get bored and draw the bar. [img]http://puu.sh/9tX3g/719f9dcffc.png[/img] What now?
Quickly go bring the dead rat and cup he drank out of to the opposite bar, you dont want law enforcement at your hands, plus your closing the other bar down, two birds with one fizh, am i right?
[QUOTE=Hole;45107354]Quickly go bring the dead rat and cup he drank out of to the opposite bar, you dont want law enforcement at your hands, plus your closing the other bar down, two birds with one fizh, am i right?[/QUOTE] You take the rat to the bar down the street, You toss the cup and the dead rat, in a open window while no ones looking, later that night you see police outside the bar down the street. It's the first night sleeping in the bar, the owner left you a blanket, and a pillow. You goto sleep, wake up, After you wake up you start cleaning the bar. then you jump on your laptop. [img]http://puu.sh/9sBPQ/42a3128d5e.png[/img] What now?
Check facebowk, also draw the last night event.
[B]INSPECT FLOORBOARDS[/B] for anything useful.
[QUOTE=jjbob1234;45056579]Your name is john, [/QUOTE] by any chance would my last name be smith? it's a classic 'John Smith'
[U]Try and see if you can get Paint.Net, for a small improvement.[/U]
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