[QUOTE=Swilly;26607139] This has been an enlightening moment because it confirms what I knew all along. I don't have anyone out there for me, [b]every girlfriend I've had has either died[/b] or moved far away. The dead were long term relationships, those that escaped were short lived and [b]quick to kill. [/b]
So what should I do?[/QUOTE]
What
[QUOTE=TH89;26607778]Fakepost, there is no way OP has a girlfriend:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ssSLj.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I guess you could say, he has a dead love life.
[QUOTE=Piggah;26607861]What[/QUOTE]
He means that those who escaped, they were short lived and quick to kill. Themselves. Thus why they were short lived.
I'm gonna have to question the veracity of this story
post the news article
If that actually happened, he would have never posted something like that here.
[QUOTE=JDK721;26608078]I'm gonna have to question the veracity of this story
post the news article[/QUOTE]
Better idea: Pics of dead girlfriend or ban!
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26607931]I guess you could say, he has a dead love life.[/QUOTE]
A.The Crash Bandicoot thing was because of the facebook thing going on and inside joke with my floor mates.
B.Just because I'm a nerd means I don't get a girlfriend who is also a nerd. Great practical sense, and as other have warned me I'm no surprised. You guys can sit there and A.Troll me and B.Be insensitive dicks as others have said but that doesn't change the fact you're wrong. Well actually if you're trolling then you're already wrong but that is besides the point. I seriously hope you guys aren't serious, that just because I'm a Facepuncher I can't have a girlfriend. I figured you'd guys do stupid shit like this so whatever. I'm gonna move because unlike you douchebags, I actually do have soul or at least did.
And I'm done, I'm not fueling this anymore. Those who were kind to me, thanks, those referenced memes, you actually made me a laugh a little. Those who dug my personal info to punch holes in my stories should really just go to hell, because all you've done is made me worse so congratz.
What's a soul? Is it tasty?
[QUOTE=Shustriy;26607257]That sucks bro, but you shouldn't just give up so easily on relationships. With time and patience, you'll find "the one".[/QUOTE]
No such thing. You can fall in love with more than one of 7 billion people on the planet.
Then give us a bloody name/news article about your girlfriend.
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608102]A.The Crash Bandicoot thing was because of the facebook thing going on and inside joke with my floor mates.
B.Just because I'm a nerd means I don't get a girlfriend who is also a nerd. Great practical sense, and as other have warned me I'm no surprised. You guys can sit there and A.Troll me and B.Be insensitive dicks as others have said but that doesn't change the fact you're wrong. Well actually if you're trolling then you're already wrong but that is besides the point. I seriously hope you guys aren't serious, that just because I'm a Facepuncher I can't have a girlfriend. I figured you'd guys do stupid shit like this so whatever. I'm gonna move because unlike you douchebags, I actually do have soul or at least did.
And I'm done, I'm not fueling this anymore. Those who were kind to me, thanks, those referenced memes, you actually made me a laugh a little. Those who dug my personal info to punch holes in my stories should really just go to hell, because all you've done is made me worse so congratz.[/QUOTE]
Nerds don't go outside, so she couldn't have died in a car crash.
Your lies are now blown.
[quote=shatteredwindow;26607931]i guess you could say, he has a dead love life.[/quote]
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608102]A.The Crash Bandicoot thing was because of the facebook thing going on and inside joke with my floor mates.
B.Just because I'm a nerd means I don't get a girlfriend who is also a nerd. Great practical sense, and as other have warned me I'm no surprised. You guys can sit there and A.Troll me and B.Be insensitive dicks as others have said but that doesn't change the fact you're wrong. Well actually if you're trolling then you're already wrong but that is besides the point. I seriously hope you guys aren't serious, that just because I'm a Facepuncher I can't have a girlfriend. I figured you'd guys do stupid shit like this so whatever. I'm gonna move because unlike you douchebags, I actually do have soul or at least did.
And I'm done, I'm not fueling this anymore. Those who were kind to me, thanks, those referenced memes, you actually made me a laugh a little. Those who dug my personal info to punch holes in my stories should really just go to hell, because all you've done is made me worse so congratz.[/QUOTE]
if the story is true, then there would be a local news article
so post it, or you're lying
[QUOTE=GodKing;26608131]No such thing. You can fall in love with more than one of 7 billion people on the planet.[/QUOTE]
I though we were 6 billion and a half
[QUOTE=JDK721;26608195]if the story is true, then there would be a local news article
so post it, or you're lying[/QUOTE]
Of course he's lying, he said most of his girlfriends have died.
Probably a Dexter wannabee who kills his girlfriends and the ones that get away move far far away.
[QUOTE=Sonic4Ever;26608219]I though we were 6 billion and a half[/QUOTE]
World Population: 6,886,973,808
(21:38 UTC (EST+5) Dec 10, 2010)
[QUOTE=mr apple;26608229]Of course he's lying, he said most of his girlfriends have died.
Probably a Dexter wannabee who kills his girlfriends and the ones that get away move far far away.[/QUOTE]
Then they kill themselves, as I've said previously.
You don't seem to care much, you say it like if she was only a small thing that made your life more fun.
[QUOTE=mr apple;26608229]Of course he's lying, he said most of his girlfriends have died.
Probably a Dexter wannabee who kills his girlfriends and the ones that get away move far far away.[/QUOTE]
Not literally dead, only two and all from car accidents. For fuck's sake you're taking a metaphor too serious. The short lived relationships moved on because we couldn't do a long term relationship so we parted ways. That's it, I didn't kill anyone.
And her parents requested for the story to be with held, normally that wouldn't do shit but her father was close friends with the editor so the story isn't being published.
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608362]And her parents requested for the story to be with held, normally that wouldn't do shit but her father was close friends with the editor so the story isn't being published.[/QUOTE]
calling bs
what about the other news companies? he can't be friends with every editor in the area.
again?
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608362]And her parents requested for the story to be with held, normally that wouldn't do shit but her father was close friends with the editor so the story isn't being published.[/QUOTE]
Pfft, that's pretty [i]convenient[/i]...
[QUOTE=Eyeball95;26608468]Pfft, that's pretty [i]convenient[/i]...[/QUOTE]
For her family to grieve yes. And because of the unsurprising response from the rest of you, I'm not posting the story anyway. Mainly because why should I try to convince you dickwads of anything, seriously, out of my entire time here, have any of you ever taking on faith? Or is it all LIES till you get proven wrong and then you try to wiggle around it? MY girlfriend is dead, the woman I held onto and shared my fucking feelings with is dead. If you assholes want to go ahead and stereotype be my guest but don't call me a fucking liar about something like this. I wouldn't lie about something like this, I do have a moral compass compared to the bulk of FP users. Stereotypes abound.
[editline]10th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=JDK721;26608391]calling bs
what about the other news companies? he can't be friends with every editor in the area.[/QUOTE]
I don't know about any others and I don't feel like searching. Like my above post said, you guys don't deserve it.
I have to thank you all though again. Because now I'm feeling anger, so I'm getting better just not there yet and being stuck by yourself in a dorm can make it only worse.
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608572]Or is it all LIES till you get proven wrong and then you try to wiggle around it?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't riggle out of it, I would admit I was wrong if proper evidence was given.
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608572]For her family to grieve yes. And because of the unsurprising response from the rest of you, I'm not posting the story anyway. Mainly because why should I try to convince you dickwads of anything, seriously, out of my entire time here, have any of you ever taking on faith? Or is it all LIES till you get proven wrong and then you try to wiggle around it? MY girlfriend is dead, the woman I held onto and shared my fucking feelings with is dead. If you assholes want to go ahead and stereotype be my guest but don't call me a fucking liar about something like this. I wouldn't lie about something like this, I do have a moral compass compared to the bulk of FP users. Stereotypes abound.
I don't know about any others and I don't feel like searching. Like my above post said, you guys don't deserve it.[/QUOTE]
calling bs then. many people post false shit on the internet to gain sympathy/attention.
why should we believe you?
And I didn't say you were a liar, I said you were an selfish asshole, more or less.
[QUOTE=JDK721;26608616]calling bs then. many people post false shit on the internet to gain sympathy/attention.
why should we believe you?[/QUOTE]
What reasons beyond anecdotes do you have to not believe me? So far I've always acted like myself, my avatar is me for Christ's sake. I don't hide who I am and I certainly don't take shit from people who don't take chances. My story is far fetched, and hard to believe, it is the internet after all but I've tried my best to be as truthful as I can on FP, even if its idiotic. So why would I suddenly stop now?
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608695]What reasons beyond anecdotes do you have to not believe me? So far I've always acted like myself, my avatar is me for Christ's sake. I don't hide who I am and I certainly don't take shit from people who don't take chances. My story is far fetched, and hard to believe, it is the internet after all but I've tried my best to be as truthful as I can on FP, even if its idiotic. So why would I suddenly stop now?[/QUOTE]Because your reaction is soulless and your excuse for no proof (dad is friend with editor) is stupid
[QUOTE=Swilly;26608695]What reasons beyond anecdotes do you have to not believe me? So far I've always acted like myself, my avatar is me for Christ's sake. I don't hide who I am and I certainly don't take shit from people who don't take chances. My story is far fetched, and hard to believe, it is the internet after all but I've tried my best to be as truthful as I can on FP, even if its idiotic. So why would I suddenly stop now?[/QUOTE]
burden of proof is on you
just post the news article, and I'll be quiet
There is a difference between taking chances and blindly following. And for me at least, that is not the my problem with you, weather it is true or not I do not care, I just don't like the way you are so self-absorbed.
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