• I got a death threat today
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Eat his family.
Scream either "Oh, you're gay too :)" or "I've got a masive boner!"
Crack babies necks open and suck out all the juices to make you a super hero. Then blend the carcasses to make hand cream. Works every time.
its not that bad i told someone recently that i was going to put there rabbit in a blender because he was annoying me
I wonder what you'd look like skinned... [img]http://thumbmonkeygames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ghoul.png[/img]
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;21463143]just pull his skin back and see how he likes it. his foreskin, that is.[/QUOTE] oh LOL.
[QUOTE=Cheeseman2;21463045]Make a thre- Fuck you sneaky pete.[/QUOTE] hes sneaky and hes pete
[QUOTE=Assburgers;21467635]Crack babies necks open and suck out all the juices to make you a super hero. Then blend the carcasses to make hand cream. Works every time.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
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[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21463113]More like [IMG]http://www.hayabusa.org/forum/attachments/random-thoughts/127598d1233187619-poser-definition-wigger-15513.jpg[/IMG] YO MANG, I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE.[/QUOTE] I can't wait to see that white guy at 80 years old and he still has THUG LIFE across his stomach.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21463071]Pff, I got a death threat from a potential school shooter, and I was still like ":v:" Nothing's going to happen. Talk shit behind his back, though. Maybe you'll be able to provoke him.[/QUOTE] Don't act badass bro, you know you're a loser IRL. The birds whisper in my ears, and also my two other birds who are called my eyes have seen photos of you brah.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;21464960]I know the exact location of OP. Should I go skin him alive, seeming as the guy who said that to him is a complete fuckup, nothing will happen.[/QUOTE] Skin the OP alive, then tell the guy who said it first "Too slow." and then laugh at his face Would probably really fuck him up
Just go in front of him and tell him. 'Come on, skin me, i'm not gonna do anything' And then there's like 1% chance that he will leave you alone.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;21470322]I can't wait to see that white guy at 80 years old and he still has THUG LIFE across his stomach.[/QUOTE] probably wont live that long, but true.
Say to him that you are telling your mum on him. [b]Like a boss[/b]
Ah don't worry about it. It's just an empty threat. I got attacked by an angry arab, he tried to strangle me because I called him a terrorist (I am Persian/Iranian myself so we are technically rivals :hist101:) because he kept being a douche towards everyone and for some reason hitting my legs with a badminton racket during gym class. It's a really long story. Eitherway.. my really tall danish friend saved my ass and kept him off me. :v:
Say you'll suck his dick.
I belive this issue was taken up in the movie "12 Angry men" [B]"I'LL KILL HIM!" "But you don't really mean that, do you? [/B]
if your in Tennessee... or nearby... i got a guy holding a magnum .44 for me down there. real gun care freak. always washing and checking on em. maybe you tell him i said that, he stops. he doesnt, and... DID I FIRE 6 SHOTS OR 5 BEETCH?!! :3: [editline]05:40PM[/editline] oh crap i started the 3rd page -_- [editline]05:43PM[/editline] [quote=shadow0206;21470282][img]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=21470245#post21470245[/img][/quote] BEST POST EVER :D ...f
Rape him.
I get these more than Google gets searches. I live with it. It's empty words.
don't worry he wont actually skin you alive, just kick the living shit out of you.
[QUOTE=orbitrek;21472284]Rape him.[/QUOTE] Show us your rape face OP.
I read this as "I got a deep throat today"
Used to get death threats a lot in high school, just a bunch of loud gangster wannabes who have never fired a gun outside of call of duty
My school makes hurt threats. Death threats are a bit too far and much harder to follow up on.
give him a justin bieber cd mix
Should've looked him straight in the eye and said I WILL KILL YOU SO HARD YOU WILL TO DIE TO DEATH. Trust me no when will fuck with you after that.
so did you survive another day?
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