• Facepunch Freestyle Rap
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So mah dick droops down like the little dipper
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Nujabes' and Eyedea's deaths still leave me bitter
I'd like to take a minute of your time if you sit on the shitter... Never mind!
All of my forks are double-tined
Ainsley's face makes me want to grind.
Now holla back, Lee Harvey in da house
When I was a kid I ate a fried louse
Why am I attracted to older women?
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or else I will call you a Demon
which will get owned by gorden freeman
Speaking of the freeman, his suit is orange
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You're just mad cause you can't get yer dick up
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You can't expect much from a bunch of forum dwellers It's safe to assume every other poster is just Helen Keller That's a metaphor, another literary device and it's not nearly as overused as "puttin em on ice"
420 smoke weed erryday thats what all the poser ass scrubs used to say when i headshot them they turned into vajayjays then all my best gamers laughed at them for being gay i got flow, thats all you need to know those bitch ass scrubs are always trying to show me whos boss, but their fucking asses i toss into the trash can that's full of scrubshit sauce (cum) i play it loud, no scrubby noobs allowed i roll with the best gamers and we can draw in a crowd of hot ass girls with big boobs and tight pussy then we laugh at the scrubs for being wussies those pc nerds play games that no ones ever heard like half life and diablo and mass effect the third xbox 360 rules, you suck and you drool ill beat your face in with a very heavy tool
If only I was that cool, If only [i]I[/i] was the coolest kid in school, cause then maybe then I wouldn't act like a fool and life wouldn't be so cruel.
"Fuck the cool, out with the new, we don't need no Halo we got Duke Nukem' 2! I b-hop so fly in CS:S I do, you need to see all my source demos to know it's true, I'm like fuckin' Winnie the Pooh hoppin' round like Roo, and when a few are left standing, you will-a hear my landing, on the necks of your 'MLG' crew." Yeah, I'll be here all year. Unh, yeah.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32421466]"Fuck the cool, out with the new, we don't need no Halo we got Duke Nukem' 2! I b-hop so fly in CS:S I do, you need to see all my source demos to know it's true, I'm like fuckin' Winnie the Pooh hoppin' round like Roo, and when a few are left standing, you will-a hear my landing, on the necks of your 'MLG' crew." Yeah, I'll be here all year. Unh, yeah.[/QUOTE] No Party Hats I'll show you where it's at If I see you I'll blast you with a gat In Call of Duty, aimin down the sights I pull the trigger, it's time to say good night I hear you play CS Source and Duke Nukem Those gay ass games aren't even fit for me to shoot em You bitch ass scrub, shit games are all you play I'll come to your house and snatch your LC display Your rap skills are lame, although everybody knows You suck so bad that you cannot even blow Your boyfriends dick, that thought makes me real sick I hope you get AIDS from him, you fucking little prick This is a diss, I hope you reply back So all my niggas here can see how much you're whack You don't have a title, see mine, I know you see I bet you're jelly cuz you don't have swag like me
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[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;32425824]No Party Hats I'll show you where it's at If I see you I'll blast you with a gat In Call of Duty, aimin down the sights I pull the trigger, it's time to say good night I hear you play CS Source and Duke Nukem Those gay ass games aren't even fit for me to shoot em You bitch ass scrub, shit games are all you play I'll come to your house and snatch your LC display Your rap skills are lame, although everybody knows You suck so bad that you cannot even blow Your boyfriends dick, that thought makes me real sick I hope you get AIDS from him, you fucking little prick This is a diss, I hope you reply back So all my niggas here can see how much you're whack You don't have a title, see mine, I know you see I bet you're jelly cuz you don't have swag like me[/QUOTE] We be spittin bars till we get ep3.
Until ep3?!? We'd have to spit bars for infinity!
Episode 3's something I'll nevah see
they dudes be thinkin they can show me up when they come i be blowin them up thinkin they the best, they the flyist but when i mash em they become the fuckin shyist while you be kissin rectums al be makin albums ma rhythm be unmatched al fuck yer mothers snatch she'll be lickin ma scrotum while you'll be gettin prepared for your fuckin post-mortem if anythin a hit to the head would make you smarter is it cool if a shag your mums farter? lol joke i aint askin permission its really just tradition me rapin bitches is as needed as nutrition i'm a white scottish teenager, gimme a break :v:
The only thing that'll break is your leg,
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