• The Bomb Squad was called to my school today, Hilarity ensues.
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[QUOTE=DogGunn;23634711]At my old school, 3 boxes of M&Ms were delivered but no one came to sign for it, so the guy just left the $25 worth box on the ground. The school thought it was a bomb. Called the bomb squad and had it blown up. i lold[/QUOTE] I hope M&Ms rained down and the bomb squad just stood there confused.
I remember a day in elementary school where, just before school, some illegal aliens (typical Arizona) jumped out of a pickup and scattered. Almost nobody came to school that day. The school was put in lockdown but they still let kids come in. I don't remember anything else other than we just watched the television all day.
So what I got from this: There were black boxes at stores around your school, and some people thought that they were bombs, and they called in the bomb squad, who not only wasted their time, but Destroyed boxes that possibly contained items necessary for the students at your school. Isn't it wonderful how smart the government programs are? Those are your tax dollars at work, my friend.
[QUOTE=DogGunn;23634711]At my old school, 3 boxes of M&Ms were delivered but no one came to sign for it, so the guy just left the $25 worth box on the ground. The school thought it was a bomb. Called the bomb squad and had it blown up. i lold[/QUOTE] those poor M&M's :fireman:
Something like this happened at my school. Basically the dipshit kid who tries to act gangsta wrote on a wall saying 'your all gunna die at lunch.' We all just went out side and messed around. Just when I found my GF in the crowd, we went inside since they found the retard and whooped his ass so hard Chuck Norris just stood in awe. WAS GOOD TIME.
[QUOTE=lol12;23636192]Something like this happened at my school. Basically the dipshit kid who tries to act gangsta wrote on a wall saying 'your all gunna die at lunch.' We all just went out side and messed around. Just when I found my GF in the crowd, we went inside since they found the retard and whooped his ass so hard Chuck Norris just stood in awe. WAS GOOD TIME.[/QUOTE] What was Chuck doing at your school?
[QUOTE=Goptrop;23634872]The fact that if someone sees a box and automatically assumes it's time to call the bomb squad really shows how frightened the public has become.[/QUOTE] it means the terrorists have won
[QUOTE=Hendo;23634748]what was in the boxes[/QUOTE] hobos
[QUOTE=Diealready;23635039]In my old middle school, on near the last day someone carved "at 3 PM u all dip" in the paint on a bathroom stall. We had to walk all the way over to the fucking pre-school which is about 10 blocks away, and we stood there and did nothing for half an hour while the police looked around the school. Fun times.[/QUOTE] Better than the school ignoring it then something does happen.
Oh my god JC a bomb!
If I were to arrange a navigation class like that, I'd leave someone at every box to make sure it doesn't get stolen or bombsquadded. In Hungary, in a similar situation, the boxes may be stolen in the blink of an eye. :v:
[QUOTE=XplodingNoggin;23637989]Oh my god JC a bomb![/QUOTE] [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2iazjuv.png[/img] A bomb...
No bomb squad was called in, but we had one kid in my Chemistry Class try to create blackpowder using sulfur, carbon, and potassium nitrate to create an explosive. He said he read the recipe out of "The Anarchist Cookbook". Retard...
I read the title as: "The Big Bomb was called to my school today, Hilarity ensues."
[QUOTE=markg06;23635984]I hope M&Ms rained down and the bomb squad just stood there confused.[/QUOTE] I should've been skittles. Taste the rainbow, explode the rainbow
[QUOTE=BradB;23634919]Who the hell hides bombs in big, obvious boxes anyway? Seems counter-productive to me.[/QUOTE] Ooohh, but that's just what they [i]want[/i] you to think. "It's a black box, nothing harmless!" And just when you go up to it to sack it for M&Ms, the thing fucking [b]DETONATES.[/b]
[QUOTE=markfu;23638933]I should've been skittles. Taste the rainbow, explode the rainbow[/QUOTE] Oh geez that would make it even more confusing also: ha ha oh wow! Bomb squads wtf? the most we ever got was firemen that came multiple times (one time a teacher tried to showus how to make pnacakes & set the fire alarm off) and police (they only came once because theJonahs brothers were visiting the school, although this happened after I left school)
I like how the OP has 3 box ratings. :v:
Man, nothing ever this lol happens. But seriously, just imagine what would've happend ten or fifteen years ago, before 9/11. Nobody would've given a fuck, and we would continue about our day. Sad how, despite putting up a tough guy appearance as a country most of us are a bunch of paranoid pussies. The best I had was one day at my school, the day that I was absent of something, a teacher got tripped up on a wire or something, fell, and bandged her head on the side of a counter. Knocked her clean out, fractured something or other, I do believe. Paramedics were everywhere.
When I was in school a few years back a kid left a CD player with the word bomb printed on it in the hallway and we evacuated the entire school.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23634688]What was in them? Or were they just black boxes with nothing significant in them?[/QUOTE] A bomb. The school wasn't fucking about, if you don't find the boxes in time people die.
Worst I've ever had happen at my school was some kid pull a pellet gun on another kid. Got put on lockdown then let out early but still if you're a high schooler putting on the thug appearance you'd think you could get a real gun.
None of this shit happens in Britain :( we just have endless fire alarms pulled. Three in one day a month or two ago, and we had to assemble outside each time :|
[QUOTE=Best4bond;23635861]One time a bus crashed into the front office of my school... The driver was arrested and sentenced for 30 years in jail for Terrorism, Apparently there was a lighter on the bus... ONE FRICKING LIGHTER![/QUOTE] A car drove into my school and took out like three doors.
Ever since 9/11 America literally just shits themselves over the smallest thing.
A kid brought crack to my school, and I'm still in 5th grade. Also, another kid brought a sawn-off shotgun, a knife, and a 9mm pistol to school a year before. And I got 3 death-threats along with other students. Then a kid got expelled for attempting to kill me. And we have some of the shittiest teachers ever.
just an FYI guys i dont live in america im in australia
[QUOTE=CortexMaster;23639768]A kid brought crack to my school, and I'm still in [B]5th grade.[/B] [/QUOTE] Dude, what?
[QUOTE=WillerinV1.02;23639848]just an FYI guys i dont live in america im in australia[/QUOTE] inb4 hurf durf Australia bans bombs haha xD so funny!!!!!!!!11
I go to a school that has at least 10 bomb threats a year. People always write the same phrase though: "Bomb in school"
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