• My neighbors are Knights.
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Fillipino Basketball team? Hah, my Grandfather was a soldier in the Philippines who had a street named after his family. That street still exists today.
Olive-coloured skin? Last time I looked, olives were either pitch black or green.
Your neighbors' ancestors probably chased my ancestors out of France. :aaaaa:
[QUOTE=laserpanda;19839665]I have a dead uncle does that mean... :ohdear:[/QUOTE] "You are dead. Not big surprise"
Thousands of Years? The first Crusade was 915 years ago.
What spec are they?
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My blood follows a direct line from one of the first knights to travel from Spain into Mexico. There's plenty of Mexican people named Maldonado nowadays, but since I am a part of the direct line, I still have the Spanish light skin instead of brown skin.
I think it's grade A elf-rape material. Your neighbors are your inspiration, imagination and sexual incompentecy are your limits!
A friend of the crusaders on Facepunch? Some of my ancestors were vikings so I'm suing
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19843521]A friend of the crusaders on Facepunch? Some of my ancestors were vikings so I'm suing[/QUOTE] Yeah because that makes sense.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;19843617]Yeah because that makes sense.[/QUOTE] I demand reparations. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19838451]No dude, they're the real deal. Their ancestors were really Crusaders. That's far more impressive then kids in aluminum foil yelling "lightning bolt!"[/QUOTE] I'm sure it's pretty common.
Wait I should be demanding those [editline]10:04AM[/editline] you dick
My ancestors were vikings; I don't really see this as a big deal whatsoever.
I'm related to Julius Caesar and a clan of Scottish mercs. Doesn't make me a merc.
Clicked this thread expecting stories about nutjob neighbors running around in medieval armor hacking at passing cars and shrubberies. Sorely disappointed.
I wouldn't say many people aren't descendants of knights if you search enough..
-snip- My blood line is German. Doesn't make me a Nazi.
[QUOTE=Binge le mag;19838442]I walked into this thread hoping you had neighbors who did LARP or something. I'm sorely disappointed. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I know a guys who LARPs in real life but he's fucked up mentally and an idiot
My neighbours are old
Well my first surname is Caballer, which in some dialect of the Catalan here in Spain means Knight so I guess I'm badass. Knight or gentleman, Caballero in Spanish also means gentleman.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19843627]I demand reparations. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Crusades had nothing to do with vikings but alright, reparations it is, vikings have to make reparations to England.
Goddammit I was expecting a thread full of awesome with neighbors who whore armor in castles and stuff. :argh:
I'm Napoleon's eighth newphew thrity times removed or some shit. I don't recall specifics, but I'm vaguely related. Equally as impressive as this. (So not at all)
Wow, that must be pretty cool. Wheres their fucking shining armor? [/sarcasm]
The amount of knights there have been in history don't make this that impressive. Especially when you consider that there wasn't contraception back in those days. :v:
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;19843976]Crusades had nothing to do with vikings but alright, reparations it is, vikings have to make reparations to England.[/QUOTE] A lot of Scandinavia was still Christianized by force, and the crusaders were Christian. The only parallels I'm drawing is that in both cases, Christians did it. Reparations are usually built only on loose connections like that.
Assassin! :hist101:
Well I'm a descendant of Captain Morgan (true story) but no one seems to give a fuck except me.
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