• Your left index finger is a gun.
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blew my nose clean off and put a hole in the hotel ceiling
Through the cheek and lost my nose and right eye. :v:
I've picked my last nose.
FUCK, I was touching the area right behind my left ear because it hurt. Guess my brains are all over my room now. :saddowns:
the ground. I guess my arm got grazed.
Shot right past my face and into the wall! Phew!
I'm dead and I killed about 30 people
shot my speaker...
i just wanted to scratch my head, but no. i'm dead ):
I was putting on my headphones but now I just shot through my ear and into my brain. I'm dead.
There goes my neck.
Oh help guys I just shot myself up my ass
Dammit, you uined my key. Now I have to go get a new keyboad.
well fuck, my head's gone.
my dick is no more.
[QUOTE=Ironic Man;24944415]Welp.. there goes my penis.[/QUOTE]
MY KEYBOARD'S MENU BUTTON. /caps
FUCK it was so close to my monitor.
My microphone. D:
MY left hand and my shirt!
My delicious biscuit D:
My desk again.
My mug!
My asian hooker!
Minor flesh wound, just grazed my ribs.
There goes my breakfast.
My mouse?
shot my knee, went through my arm, and hit the door
i hit the key wait
The people in the flat below me are either pissed or dead now.
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