• Your left index finger is a gun.
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaadd guhiosbuo nndnhnhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhnj
Welp, there goes my couch.
Just shot a hole into my chair 1 inch infront of my crotch
fuck,, I shot my monitorh ohgodddd i acnt see what i am typingz
a quick but bloody death for me.
I shot a water bottle. I'll tell everyone who asks that it's target practice.
Welp, depending on what type of gun my finger is, my entire right leg may be gone.
Well, there goes my jaw.
My knee. Fucking ow!
Threw my right thigh, into my right calve into my foot.
Went through the left side of my jaw and out my right ear.
Alright, anyone wanna help me clean up the spilled milk in the glass right next to me?
Well my wall just got coated with a fresh new layer of brain...
Shit, I just shot myself in the gut, it probably hit my liver too
my backup tv
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1157653/leftindexfingerisagun.png[/img] goodbye me
Yay for left arm assasinating right one :sax:
Ricocheted off my Buddha statue.
Oh no I just shot my right foot! :gonk:
My foot was blown off.
Into my computer screen. This is fun :D
Straight into the floor
Oh shit, I don't know what it hit. I lost my index finger a few years back.
Fucking shot my god damn lava lamp. Ah well, it was a piece of shit anyway.
my ankle
I had my finger up my arse sooo... :gay:
Shot my right wrist which is on my mouse
Right shoulder blade, computer, TV. FUCK ALL :saddowns:
My fucking pop tart!!!!
I killed myself, damnit not again
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