OW MY WRIST! BY GOD THAT HURTS FFFFFFFFFFF---
/caps
I shot part of my ear, ripped off the skin on my temple and destroyed my left headphone.
Fuck, my mouse!
Wow, strange bullet curling through my finger.
It went through my wrist and into my arm, coming out my elbow.
[QUOTE=BurritoBazooka;24961719]Wow, strange bullet curling through my finger.
It went through my wrist and into my arm, coming out my elbow.[/QUOTE]
*twists his arm trying to replicate it*
Were you attempting some sort of inverted devil horns by any chance?
Ooh, just shot myself in the belly button, lovely.
Welp, there goes the entire keyboard area of my laptop.
Thanks a lot, facepunch, now I need to buy a new laptop.
[editline]02:15PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=BurritoBazooka;24961719]Wow, strange bullet curling through my finger.
It went through my wrist and into my arm, coming out my elbow.[/QUOTE]
Place fingers on palm
Sheet Breex.
Well there goes my Coke.
Im dead now
My right knee. :saddowns:
This thread gets me everytime. This time my dick.
I just killed my cat you heartless bastard.
Oh dammit my squiglyspooge
ouch, my chin!
I can see through my foot as a positive I suppose
Just shot myself straight down the urethra. :frown:
Oh god I'm gonna need a poopchute, I was scratching my ass.
Up my vag.
Well I was scratching my butt.
[B]Surprise butt sex ![/B]
Shot the inside of the desk.
went up my right nostril, ouch.
computer = destroyed.
oh well I hate this shitty apple anyways
My palm has a hole in it now.
[editline]04:02PM[/editline]
Like the palm of my hand, not a palm electronic device.
Ahh dang, there goes my right eyebrow...
My broken tv!
My chair.
*BANG* "Mom...!?"
there goes my monitor
shot my bed
Oh. Oh dear. It appears my lava lamps contents are now all over me. Third degree burn, here I come.
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