As long as somewhere in Banff I can get the skiis I want, I'm sorted: [url]http://k2skis.com/skis/factory/hellbent[/url]
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[QUOTE=DOG-GY;18523833]I heard CANADIANS talk about how much Quebec sucks when I was there. Quebec is terrible.[/QUOTE]
because a lot of canadians are a bunch of retards
as are you if you're writing off the only place in canada with legitimate culture as 'sucking'
seriously, never post again
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;18522128]Yeah. Unless you speak absolutely perfect French don't go to Quebec. Apparently my French accent sucks and I needed to go back to America.[/QUOTE]
I lived in Quebec for almost 16 years, and while I did know french very well, a large amount of the population around Montreal speaks English. You should be fine--I highly suggest going to Montreal. Wonderful city.
Get some bacon
seriously
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;18524482]That's alright if you don't mind spending 15 dollars on a drink that won't quench your thirst, and probably takes them a whole 2 dollars to make.[/QUOTE]
tim hortans cups are small as fuck
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that said i fucking love ice caps
[QUOTE=mrcole92;18536898]I lived in Quebec for almost 16 years, and while I did know french very well, a large amount of the population around Montreal speaks English. You should be fine--I highly suggest going to Montreal. Wonderful city.[/QUOTE]
Watch out for the Mafia though. They have more power in Montreal than the government does.
[QUOTE=Bean-O;18521735]1. If it says "Centre" or "Colour" it isn't a misspelling.
2. Don't go to Quebec. Ever.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;18523833]I heard CANADIANS talk about how much Quebec sucks when I was there. Quebec is terrible.[/QUOTE]
Why? The only reasons I've ever heard as to why people like you dislike Quebec is dumb shit like "THEY'RE FRENCH" or "THEY TRIED TO SEPARATE ONCE"
I know it's really stylish to hate on, but Quebec is, generally speaking, very beautiful and one of the most culturally interesting areas of Canada.
Did you fail grade 9 french?
i flew over quebec once, it looked awful and french and awful
contrary to popular belief, weed is illegal here.
As a resident of West Vancouver, I have come to dispel a large amount of myths.
1) In all of West Van, we have one (1) extended black family.
2) Yes, we have furries... sadly, they tend to congregate on the bus routes to my university...
3) Very large amount of Asians, roughly 65% of immigrants to Metro Vancouver are from Asia.
[QUOTE=laval;18537040]Why? The only reasons I've ever heard as to why people like you dislike Quebec is dumb shit like "THEY'RE FRENCH" or "THEY TRIED TO SEPARATE ONCE"[/QUOTE]
[B]THEY DIDN'T SUPPORT KING AND COUNTRY DURING THE BOER WAR.[/B] French Canadians were pure win during the war of 1821
[QUOTE=KaIibos;18518321]1. Agreed. I have lived in Ontario, Saskatchewan, and Alberta (the latter for the longest) and I have never fucking seen bagged milk ANYWHERE. [B]Where do you people get this??[/B]
I fuckin love this country I really do, I'm surprised we haven't been invaded yet[/QUOTE]
This is probably caused by the fact we invented Powdered milk during WWII for our troops.
Also, we kicked America's ass when they tried to invade us in 1812. No other country has been able to invade mainland USA/Washington D.C. like us Canadians.
[QUOTE=SGorilla;18516697]...
Is he like Bush in the sense that he's a shit President?
Was also wondering if the French Canadians speak English?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;18516711]No he's not. he is a wonderful man. plays piano and wears warm sweaters to reflect his warm personality[/QUOTE]
I don't like Harper, he has about as much political will as a xerox machine.
Also, here is an actual picture of our Prime Minister:
[img]http://www.tdhstrategies.com/images/Harpercowboy.jpg[/img]
Remember, it's a beauty way to go.
[QUOTE=SGorilla;18516697]...
Is he like Bush in the sense that he's a shit President?
Was also wondering if the French Canadians speak English?[/QUOTE]
I speak perfect english.
If you go in Banff you need to know this, there's a shitload of Quebecer working there even though it's far from Quebec itself. Also, there's (supposedly) a shitload of party in Banff so you'll have fun I'm sure.
You will enjoy it, (Quebecers are the best btw)
@Zenreon117, I'd rather say "even if a lot of people smoke weed, it's still illegal"
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;18537149]contrary to popular belief, weed is illegal here.[/QUOTE]
Only sometimes.
It has never been published when it is and isn't so we all just smoke it anyway.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18510027]The people don't look like this
[img]http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/4/2008/05/Canada_iPod_Settlement.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
i love south park and i am candian
in brittish columbia there is a species of spders present called the black widows, they are called this because the females eat their mates after reproduction.
the distinguishing feature of black widows is that they are glossy black and have a red hour glass on their underside.
they enjoy making their webs in places that are dark, damp and have food present; by far the most idyllic place for them to be is the underside of a toilet seat in an outhouse; it is dark damp and attracts a lot of flies.
when you sit down upon the toilet seat the black widow will feel threatened and bite the first thing they see...
a black widow's bite is fatal if untreated.
[QUOTE=Deri102;18559031][img]http://www.lolotov.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/canadian-milk-bags.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Bullshit. Milk comes in regular 4L plastic bottles. Some stores offer bags for people who need more milk for cooking and such, or for people who for some odd reasons prefer bags, but 80% - 90% of Canadian people buy it in bottles.
How is the crime rate in Canada?
If I'm going to immigrate there I'll have to ensure the safety of me and everyone else I'm bringing.
[QUOTE=Soapcell;18559157]How is the crime rate in Canada?
If I'm going to immigrate there I'll have to ensure the safety of me and everyone else I'm bringing.[/QUOTE]
Haha are you kidding me
This place is chill central
[QUOTE='-[ Fizzadar ]-;18510232']I'm British. A Canadian friend told me you can't get neat vodka (particularly Smirnoff) in Canada, is that true? Also, does Canada have apple snaps? Because if not... FFFFFFF[/QUOTE]
I've seen Smirnoff in stores. Haven't found apple snaps though.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;18522128]Yeah. Unless you speak absolutely perfect French don't go to Quebec. Apparently my French accent sucks and I needed to go back to America.[/QUOTE]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Quebec's people speaking French? I shit you not, they actually call their language "Quebecois". They see it as a completely different language. Really, it's just a ridiculously butchered version of french. BTW, french quebecers are pussies through and through. Don't put up with their shit. I should know, I fucking live here.
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18525814]Regular coffee from Starbucks costs around the same as from Tim Hortons.[/QUOTE]
A Tim Hortons coffee will set you back a dollar or two at the most. It's good considering how much you pay for it. It's not Starbucks though. Try the Maple Pecan Danish, delicious.
[QUOTE=Chippay;18536808]because a lot of canadians are a bunch of retards
as are you if you're writing off the only place in canada with legitimate culture as 'sucking'
seriously, never post again[/QUOTE]
Fuck you. I, even as a Quebecer, am insulted that you would say this place is the only place with legitimate culture. You clearly don't know anything about the rest of Canada. This is a typical opinion of french quebecers, who think they're hot shit and special, but in reality, they're just fucking pussies and draft dodgers who want everything but don't want to work for it. Selfish cunts, constantly threatening the rest of Canada for an extra few dollars here or there.
[QUOTE=Soapcell;18559157]How is the crime rate in Canada?
If I'm going to immigrate there I'll have to ensure the safety of me and everyone else I'm bringing.[/QUOTE]
The crime rate is really low because it all happens in Winnipeg and Vancouver.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;18559286]The crime rate is really low because it all happens in Winnipeg and Vancouver.[/QUOTE]
And Toronto. Ottawa's rate is starting to climb. Montreal isn't too bad, but you should still be careful.
[QUOTE=j00g0t0wnd;18559071]Bullshit. Milk comes in regular 4L plastic bottles. Some stores offer bags for people who need more milk for cooking and such, or for people who for some odd reasons prefer bags, but 80% - 90% of Canadian people buy it in bottles.[/QUOTE]
Way to ruin the joke
Its pretty much non fucked up USA
French ppl are only downside
stop it with the "french ppl are a downside waahhwahhhwahhh" just get hold of yourself for a sec a realize the only difference is a language. Stop being asshole because you feel like being one
[QUOTE=Deri102;18560951]Way to ruin the joke[/QUOTE]
Hurr, because it's so original and hilarious, and hasn't been uttered by 20 other ignorant twerps who thought they were being patriotic.
[QUOTE=shipkiller;18562167]stop it with the "french ppl are a downside waahhwahhhwahhh" just get hold of yourself for a sec a realize the only difference is a language. Stop being asshole because you feel like being one[/QUOTE]
I'm English, I'm allowed to be a dick to French people. That'll show 'em for invadin' mah country!
[QUOTE=Charlie Charles;18509895]I hate Canada. It's overrated.[/QUOTE]
we don't give a shit
watch out for drop bears
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