The pope got my grandparents fired and now they'll die and shit
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lets go to the vatican and preach atheism guys!
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no under 14's
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unless you like anal rape
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;24886775]lets go to the vatican and preach atheism guys!
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no under 14's
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unless you like anal rape[/QUOTE]
but if we tried then the pope would throw dildos (its his special power to be able to summon them) at us and we would all die
[QUOTE=FalcoLombardi;24863637]I guess you could say that your grandparents got a divine intervention.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24863824]the pope is megacyberhitler + satan x antichrist
EDIT: to the power of ryu-gi
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my grynda parents wil not be able to buy mexcpensinve christmans presents so i will die and they will hve to eat on fecas.[/QUOTE]
I am not the pope!
Everyone, stop comparing me to all the evil of the world. I've been called Hitler and Obama, and all kinds of other things.
I don't like it :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;24863844]the pope killed my parents and raped my sister[/QUOTE]
The pope didn't touch your sister, more less rape her. He only touches boys... :pervert:
[QUOTE=Superstormj;24888672]The pope didn't touch your sister, more less rape her. He only touches boys... :pervert:[/QUOTE]
yea touching boys is alright but being gay is not and as you can see the pope is not gay because hes not having sex with other men but with children so its ok
Oh, man. That really sucks, dude...
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24888756]yea touching boys is alright but being gay is not and as you can see the pope is not gay because hes not having sex with other men but with children so its ok[/QUOTE]
Way to go way off subject.
Also, learn to use periods.
EDIT:
Someone post something so I can do what I've wanted to do for so long.
It's on the main subject that that the pope is a jerk
People losing their jobs just so that the pope can sit in his tiny fucking car and wave.
:sigh:
i say, fuck religion.
I require funny pope pictures.
Stand back guys.
I'm posting in a quality thread.
why does the pope need all these body guards and bullet proof cars and patrolling helicopters and shit if he's supposed to be "holy" and "protected by god?"
lol contradictions
[QUOTE=Samiam22;24893549]Stand back guys.
I'm posting in a quality thread.[/QUOTE]
This man knows his quality threads.
[QUOTE=DSG;24893672]why does the pope need all these body guards and bullet proof cars and patrolling helicopters and shit if he's supposed to be "holy" and "protected by god?"
lol contradictions[/QUOTE]
appropriate picture
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[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24863602]I live in Edinburgh, and the pope decided to visit here. I wouldn't have given a flying fuck, but a shitload of roads were closed off because some religious leader dick decided to piss all over the capital city. I had to take an alternate route to school, meaning I got a detention for being late, and my grandparents got to work HOURS later because their route to work was being occupied by the holy voice of our father god. They got fired and now they'll starve and die. The pope killed my grandparents and now all my presents at Christmas will be shit. What's the pope doing in Edinburgh, anyway? Doesn't he have some African people to be misinforming? Or, you know, some deaf children's dreams to be shitting on?
Anyway, tl;dr, fuck the pope.[/QUOTE]
you think thats bad? He also rapes little boys.
And was a nazi.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;24863844]the pope killed my parents and raped my sister[/QUOTE]
No, he raped your brother :butt:
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