• my right testicle is twisted.
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Oh shit, it all makes sense now. I think that's where the pain came from, the pain like someone kicked against it and left their feet there for an hour or so. I think my left nut died.
[QUOTE=Elexar;18694198]Oh shit, it all makes sense now. I think that's where the pain came from, the pain like someone kicked against it and left their feet there for an hour or so. I think my left nut died.[/QUOTE] If you don't correct it yourself it usually corrects itself if you get an erection. T'is wat mah doctor told me.
In all seriousness. I had some issues with the same one like a month ago. We couldn't go to the doctor to check it out. It's stopped but I'm still pretty worried
Also, my doctor showed me how to do it rather then touching my junk. Because he's not a pedofile doctor that needs to touch kids junk.
Friend of mine had this problem, apparently it wasn't a lovely experiance...
Your lucky man. My friend had the same thing, but he waited too long and they had to cut his ball of. No he only haves 1 testie... Yeah that sucks.
[QUOTE=Kzaf;18695839]Your lucky man. My friend had the same thing, but he waited too long and they had to cut his ball of. No he only haves 1 testie... Yeah that sucks.[/QUOTE] What a twist! :q:.... I'm sorry :(
[QUOTE=Turbis2;18694660]If you don't correct it yourself it usually corrects itself if you get an erection. T'is wat mah doctor told me.[/QUOTE] Thank god. I actually started fapping within an hour after the pain. There you go kids, masturbation is the solution for everything.
I'm sorry, I laughed.
You have balls my good man
[QUOTE=willer;18691316]my right testicle is loose. you can clearly see that it is not attached to the scrotum or rightly placed because it is further down and twisted sideways a bit. I am afraid of that happenning.[/QUOTE] Its normal that one of your balls hangs lower than the other, your balls arent attached to your scrotum either they are just surrounded by it.
"Mom, my dick hurts" "Hot"
[QUOTE=KillerTele;18697933]"Mom, my dick hurts" "Hot"[/QUOTE] Question Mark rating.
Wasn't there a thread like this months ago? This looks exactly like the same one
[QUOTE=sltungle;18691079]How about [highlight]no[/highlight]?[/QUOTE] You crazy dutch bastard.
Oh fuck oh fuck. Our testicles. MY TESTICLES. WE ARE DOOMED. By the way; how did it feel to have a convicted child molester touch your nutsack? Also: STAYING OFF MY BALLS FROM NOW ON. NEVER-EVER TOUCHING THEM. Oh god, I think I've twisted one already!
[QUOTE=Sickle;18699748] Also: STAYING OFF MY BALLS FROM NOW ON. NEVER-EVER TOUCHING THEM. Oh god, I think I've twisted one already![/QUOTE] It's natural to get a pain in your balls when you read anything about balls.
[QUOTE=radioactive;18699782]It's natural to get a pain in your balls when you read anything about balls.[/QUOTE] Fuck... So the purple testicle, blood and swelling has nothing to do with the duct tape and needle over there, behind me?
[QUOTE=blackdenton;18691842]Damn the venture brothers site on this is no longer up. :( [url]http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/[/url][/QUOTE] Mirror, mirror. [url]http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.org/[/url]
I'd go nuts if this happened to my balls.
I remember the other version of this thread
Sucks to be you. :frog:
jesus christ!
Whenever i read the thread title i just want to say "then untwist it"
What. What. What. Glad it's better now.
[QUOTE=magepro99;18687924]You had the [b]balls[/b] to tell your mom?[/QUOTE] My bro told my mom about [sp]jizz coming out when he pisses.[/sp]
What the fuck were you doing? Masturbating beyond furiously?
I've actually had my nuts hurt really bad but then it went away after a few minutes. I'm worried now D:
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;18687846]It's a gigantic plot twist. Also: What the fuck.[/QUOTE] More like a tiny one [editline]10:58PM[/editline] Seeing as he's 14
:ohdear:
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