A girl has some text on her shirt. What do you do?
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I simply read it. If a person doesn't want people to read what the text on ones t-shirt say then why does this person wear a T-shirt with text?
My eye-movement and generally bored expression usually shows that I'm not in the slightest interested in anything else than the text.
She won't be offended if she catches you doing it.
Look at her ass instead.
Yeah theres one girl who has this 1 hoodie and there are numbers 1-9 in a numpad layout.
I just yell "ONE AND THREE" out loud. (because 1 and 3 are on her boobs)
[QUOTE=Android phone;30125913]ignore the text, stare at tits but scroll your eyes to make it look like you're reading the unimportant letters in front of the all-important tits
if confronted, I've prepared a handy flowchart:
does she know you?
a. No b. Yes
if a, pretend english is your second language and say you can't understand it. This allows more time to stare. If b, say you're trying to read it but it's too bright in that room/you're tired/it's all stretched out and illegible.
this technique guarantees maximum boob-staring efficiency with minimal potential loss of respect[/QUOTE]
Very helpful, unlike the iPhone.
Pretend your sight is really bad and try to read the text using your fingers.
Read it. Usually they aren't very long sentences so you won't be staring for long (if at all). If she asks if you are looking at her boobs, just answer honestly (if you really were reading the text).
I really don't see the problem, it's not like they'll start yelling at you or throwing you dirty looks because you might have stared at their tits for 4 seconds (unless you are at a Mormon school or something).
Read it.
I don't see the problem here.
What would be a problem is if a guy would have text tattooed on his dick and you'd want to read it.
"OH SORRY I WASN'T LOOKING AT YOUR DICK WELL ACTUALLY I WAS I JUST WANTED TO READ THE TEXT"
Take off her shirt, read the text. Hope she has no bra on :v:
Perfect opportunity to stare at boobs, with excuse "I was just reading the text on your shirt. For 5 minutes straight."
:downs:
[QUOTE=Y'all.;30138545]Perfect opportunity to stare at boobs, with excuse "I was just reading the text on your shirt. For 5 minutes straight."
:downs:[/QUOTE]
5 minutes? Jeez, don't you ever get bored of that?
People look at each other, 80% of the time no one will care
[QUOTE=Sabrina;30138878]5 minutes? Jeez, don't you ever get bored of that?[/QUOTE]
Can't get bored of that :v:
[QUOTE=iwirthless;30138381]Take off her shirt, read the text. Hope she has no bra on :v:[/QUOTE]
I hope she doesn't
I'm surprised how no one posted an example of OP's idea. :v:
Stare at her tits, ask her to turn around, stare at her ass, spank her a bit, and give her a $5 tip when it's done. Girls love it when I do that.
Read it.
[b]BACKWARDS[/b]
Don't worry about it. Unless she's a bitch, she'll know you were just reading her shirt.
Read that shit like a boss. (say you have bad vision and get real close)
If confronted by her, I'd say "To be fair, love, you have got writing on your shirt. Why have it if you don't want people to read it? Also, nice tits."
[QUOTE=RudeMcRude;30139843]Read that shit like a boss. (say you have bad vision and get real close)[/QUOTE]
Well yeah. My old glasses have something with screws, so when I hold them in a very specific way, lenses fall out.
So plan is:
1. Acquire target
2. Launch tactical glasses damage
3. STARE FROM VERY CLOSE
BEST PLAN EVER!
I'm not actually reading the text. :v:
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Isn't the text an excuse to look at her breasts?
[QUOTE=Angry Pineapple;30140121]Isn't the text an excuse to look at her breasts?[/QUOTE]
What if the text is "Look at my breasts?"
We look at her boobs instead duh
[QUOTE=Sabrina;30142316]What if the text is "Look at my breasts?"[/QUOTE]
That simplifies all decisions.
[QUOTE=DerpHurr;30142343]We look at her boobs instead duh[/QUOTE]
Do you stare at the breasts or read the text first?
[QUOTE=Sabrina;30142625]Do you stare at the breasts or read the text first?[/QUOTE]
Both. We can multitask you know.
That's why men are the best plane pilots.
No, not because we can multitask. There are no boobs up there.
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