[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;26149028]Probably your dad is pretending not to notice it.[/QUOTE]
How can he go on Youtube, then? The disc's covering most of the keys. :v:
XXX Productions. Creative.
you should burn like twenty more porn dvd covers and put them all around his desk and be like "dad what the fuck is all this shit"
He hasn't come downstairs for a while now, I think he's trying to ignore it
What do?
you and your dad are now bro's.
"He hasn't come downstairs for a while now, I think he's trying to ignore it"
highfive him
[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;26149104]He hasn't come downstairs for a while now, I think he's trying to ignore it
What do?[/QUOTE]
He's probably rubbing one out... give him another 10 more minutes or so
I've never seen porn on an actual DVD before... :v:
What the fuck is that shit written on the bottom of the disc? At first I thought it was some long boring "FBI ANTI-PIRACY WARNING: SRSLY PORN INDUSTRY DYIN DONT PIRATE" message, but what the fuck, 18 U.S.C. S. 2257 is "Record keeping requirements?"
Fuck, my 9 year old brother came walking into the room right as I clicked on that media tag.
Thank god he was pretty focused on wiping his nose.
Just walk into the room and smile at him, then walk back out.
There are a few clips of this movie up on the 'net, and they can be found through the usual channels (redtube/youporn/etc), just in case any of you horny mofos can't wait to fap to it :v:
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;26149229]I've never seen porn on an actual DVD before... :v:
What the fuck is that shit written on the bottom of the disc? At first I thought it was some long boring "FBI ANTI-PIRACY WARNING: SRSLY PORN INDUSTRY DYIN DONT PIRATE" message, but what the fuck, 18 U.S.C. S. 2257 is "Record keeping requirements?"[/QUOTE]
It certifies that all people in the video are over 18 years of age, and that you must be 18 years of age or older to watch the video.
How do I know that? :smug:
[editline]18th November 2010[/editline]
Fuck yes page king
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;26149282]There are a few clips of this movie up on the 'net, and they can be found through the usual channels (redtube/youporn/etc), just in case any of you horny mofos can't wait to fap to it :v:[/QUOTE]
does that count as "bonding"?
[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;26149411]does that count as "bonding"?[/QUOTE]
I think so
You should have hid it somewhere and made your dad paranoid.
You should buy him a porn for christmas.
[QUOTE=Killowatt;26149631]You should buy him a porn for christmas.[/QUOTE]
Even better, get him a Fleshlight
I remember when I ordered my soviet flag and I was so fucking excited that the first small envelope I got in the mail I ripped open with fevered enthusiasm. I was greeted to a very graphic porn DVD. With two very Christian friends playing halo in the room I quickly shoved it back in. I simply told my folks I mistook the wrong package. They weren't all that mad. Even 5 years ago. They bought it as a gag gift. Good times
[QUOTE=Killowatt;26149631]You should buy him a porn for christmas.[/QUOTE]
"a porn"
A common affect of sexual activity being recognized by a family member is denial. He will likely just ignore it and pretend it didn't happen.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;26149594]You should have hid it somewhere and made your dad paranoid.[/QUOTE]
and left ransom notes.
[QUOTE=UniiQue;26149851]and left ransom notes.[/QUOTE]
And clues to its whereabouts that never end.
[QUOTE=cccritical;26149081]you should burn like twenty more porn dvd covers and put them all around his desk and be like "dad what the fuck is all this shit"[/QUOTE]
This plan is best plan
Ok so, I've given him a few smirks here and there but he's had a really serious face on, when I came up with an excuse to come to his room, there was no sight of the DVD, tomorrow while he's at work i'll take a better look
Show it to your mom or other parent guardian.
Come on, give your dad a break. Almost every man watches porn every now and then. Nothing to be ashamed of.
[QUOTE=Ninjarooster;26150541]Show it to your mom or other parent guardian.[/QUOTE]
Then you can truly be the reason for their divorce, Horrible Idea.
My recommendation; finish downloading the drivers, and put the DVD back in and act like nothing happened.
A man's allowed to feel his porn collection's not compromised.
My dad watches porn. I have no problems with it. He even tells me when there is a good "page 3" :smug: my dad is cool when it comes to gaming, programing and porn.
Introduce your dad to internet porn so he can stop fapping like a caveman
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;26152405]He even tells me when there is a good "page 3" :smug: [/QUOTE]
thats creepy
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