• All I wanted to do was install some drivers
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OP just wanted to install drivers.
Steal the copy, wrap it up in christmas paper, and put it under the christmas tree.
This thread is going to get better and better, isn't it? :buddy: Dude, just tell him that you found it. Record his reaction with a webcam (or digital camera if you have one; it'd be better.) [editline]19th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=imnotBPX;26164367]Steal the copy, wrap it up in christmas paper, and put it under the christmas tree.[/QUOTE] Oh God, YES. lol Cap'n Obvious rated me gay
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;26164390]This thread is going to get better and better, isn't it? :buddy: Dude, just tell him that you found it. Record his reaction with a webcam (or digital camera if you have one; it'd be better.) [editline]19th November 2010[/editline] Oh God, YES.[/QUOTE] Yeah I was considering doing that, but just coming up to him saying, "SO THAT WAS A PRETTY INTERESTING DVD HUH?" just seems weird, I wanna like, ease it into the conversation Any ideas?
[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;26164452]Yeah I was considering doing that, but just coming up to him saying, "SO THAT WAS A PRETTY INTERESTING DVD HUH?" just seems weird, I wanna like, ease it into the conversation Any ideas?[/QUOTE] Ask him what his thoughts are on porn.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;26161020]OP > Rip the DVD > Make Facepunch Happy[/QUOTE] dont expect anything special
I'm waiting for you to post that your dad has caught you taking pictures of his various porn.
How more awkward would it have been if it was child porn or gay porn.
[QUOTE=qwerty000;26163691]My dad sometimes asks me to download some porn (or adult movies, as he says) on his flash drive :smug:[/QUOTE] How does that require :smug:? It should be :byodood:
[QUOTE=ItsGary;26164764]I'm waiting for you to post that your dad has caught you taking pictures of his various porn.[/QUOTE] I only took the pictures while he was at work. He's driving me to the movies in like 2 hours, so talking to him in the car ride seems like a viable option
[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;26166878]I only took the pictures while he was at work. He's driving me to the movies in like 2 hours, so talking to him in the car ride seems like a viable option[/QUOTE] That is going to be one awkward ride.
[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;26166878]I only took the pictures while he was at work. He's driving me to the movies in like 2 hours, so talking to him in the car ride seems like a viable option[/QUOTE] whatever you do DO NOT bring it up until at least halfway through the ride back home
[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;26164267]He's found a link to some porn on my laptop before, giving me the whole, SON, I AM DISAPPOINT speech, I considered this a, "we're equal now" kind of thing, plus I just find it lulzy that he keeps shoving religion down my throat but still faps[/QUOTE] This is your great chance to troll him to death!! Recite him this passage: [I]Matt 5:28-29 (NIV) [Jesus:] "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."[/I] "So... looks like we're going to Hell, eh dad? :v:"
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;26168792]This is your great chance to troll him to death!! Recite him this passage: [I]Matt 5:28-29 (NIV) [Jesus:] "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."[/I] "So... looks like we're going to Hell, eh dad? :v:"[/QUOTE] listen, christians are never hypocritical of their own beliefs. you are just naive.
[QUOTE=Penguiin;26169144]listen, christians are never hypocritical of their own beliefs. you are just naive.[/QUOTE] No, I'm not naive. My point is his dad doesn't "practice what he preaches"... on top of that, he has the nerve to preach to his son about fapping? Pffffffff [I]*facepalm*[/I]
Sarcasm...
Open up redtube or any site of your choosing on his laptop. Leave it up and open a word document. Type "Now you dont need to pay for DVDs. Youre welcome." and close the laptop and leave it in his room. Bam- Coolest son ever.
OP's dad took him to a nudie bar. The movie was a lie.
Bump. I need to hear what happens next.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;26173224]Open up redtube or any site of your choosing on his laptop. Leave it up and open a word document. Type "Now you dont need to pay for DVDs. Youre welcome." and close the laptop and leave it in his room. Bam- Coolest son ever.[/QUOTE] Absolutely do this!
OP was butt raped in his dads car
[QUOTE=D0C H.;26173224]Open up redtube or any site of your choosing on his laptop. Leave it up and open a word document. Type "Now you dont need to pay for DVDs. Youre welcome." and close the laptop and leave it in his room. Bam- Coolest son ever.[/QUOTE] this
Oh how awkward it would be if he finds out it was his sibling's or even worse his mothers, not even his fathers.
He might be ashamed by it and doesn't want to be confronted. :colbert:
This should be interesting.
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;26160902]Ha, one time when I was erasing the naughty stuff from Firefox's browsing history, my big sister entered the room, saw what I was doing (which I was too slow to hide due to the unexpected dynamic entry). And just asked "are you erasing pornsites you just visited?" and before I could answer she just "its cool, but I save the stuff so I don't have to visit any sites often". That day I realized how big fucking bro my big sister is[/QUOTE] She wants to fuck.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;26196704]She wants to fuck.[/QUOTE] Do it.
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