deviantArt Appreciation Station: v THANKS I WAS EATING
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[QUOTE=Torterra;50923764]Does anyone remember some person who posted a mlp poster on some sfm poster thread and had a boring sfm video about spy that maxofs2d reviewed?[/QUOTE]
you mean secrios?
i wonder what he's up to now
DeviantArt used to be good when it was girls posting artsy nudes of themselves, not all this furry / MLP nonsense. I remember trying to source some artsy photograph of a certain subject and I had to wade through anime drawings / furry porn of the subject
What happened?
This thread has been a little slow lately
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Let's play a fresh new round of...
Shit Art for Increasingly Obscure Media!
Today's victim: Forgotten 2001 horror gem 'Clive Barker's Undying'
Furry transformation of main character?
[t]http://pre15.deviantart.net/e169/th/pre/i/2005/056/5/d/born_to_kick_bootay_by_devillo.jpg[/t]
Check
OC's
[t]http://img12.deviantart.net/252f/i/2006/055/d/3/rhiannon_galloway_by_kdlala.jpg[/t]
Check
Nonsensical shipping?
[t]http://orig13.deviantart.net/4e2e/f/2010/248/d/3/loneliness_by_raroon-d2y2g60.png[/t]
Check
Fucked up faces?
[t]http://pre14.deviantart.net/c8dc/th/pre/f/2011/362/0/e/elizabeth_from_clive_barker_undying_by_kjsv1987-d4kk1hh.jpg[/t]
Check
Anime'ified version? (With bonus 'Thank god it's too smudged to read' writing)
[t]http://pre07.deviantart.net/6df7/th/pre/i/2005/225/b/f/___clive_barker__s_undying_2____by_singing_in_silence.jpg[/t]
You know it
Edgy re-imaginings?
[t]http://pre07.deviantart.net/009b/th/pre/i/2006/052/c/5/raggedy_ann_and_andy_by_homicidal_psychotic.jpg[/t]
Regretfully so
Thankfully that's all for one of my favorite childhood games, thank you DA for continuing to ruin the things I hold dear
I'll just leave you with the intro to a terrible and thankfully uncompleted manga conversion
[t]http://pre12.deviantart.net/ec9d/th/pre/i/2013/107/6/4/undying_manga_chapter_1__page_1_by_xxkabutokunxx-d622k8p.jpg[/t]
How the fuck did anyone even remember that damn game enough to have a shitty Deviantart following of ANY size?
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"Which one is better?"
The real question is, which one is edgier?
Oh my Ivan, what a long neck you have.
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[QUOTE=Electrocuter;50929719]The real question is, which one is edgier?[/QUOTE]
Pretty edgy
[t]http://orig07.deviantart.net/cfd5/f/2014/238/4/c/_dl__fo_e_blackjack_alicorn_armor_by_beardeddoomguy-d7wu38m.png[/t]
^
Dangerously edgy
Remember those dumps I did a while ago? Remember the wolves?
Well meet Tracer-Cat! A waste of money for a incredibly niche and unknown art thing.
Meow :3
[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1614924289574415921/766D41678F26BF6494F98710884799C094C54F6D/[/img]
please kill me
[QUOTE=prop_physic;50910008]
[img]http://orig14.deviantart.net/0132/f/2016/231/8/b/this_dogs_life_is_messed_up__by_damonschindler-daejgs6.png[/img]
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This dog would not be out of place in a Cyriak video.
[QUOTE=Howlthrug;50933245]This dog would not be out of place in a Cyriak video.[/QUOTE]
nah, its not got the level of attention to detail required
[QUOTE=Stroheim;50933107]
[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1614924289574415921/766D41678F26BF6494F98710884799C094C54F6D/[/img]
please kill me[/QUOTE]
Believe me, there are worse things spend money at out there..
[QUOTE=Stroheim;50933107]Remember those dumps I did a while ago? Remember the wolves?
Well meet Tracer-Cat! A waste of money for a incredibly niche and unknown art thing.
Meow :3
[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1614924289574415921/766D41678F26BF6494F98710884799C094C54F6D/[/img]
please kill me[/QUOTE]
Why is her tail a giant matchstick?
[QUOTE=Stroheim;50933107][img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1614924289574415921/766D41678F26BF6494F98710884799C094C54F6D/[/img][/QUOTE]
That doesn't even look like anything from Overwatch, it looks like a fucking background character from Arthur.
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Nice fucking Popsicle stick tail too
[QUOTE=Stroheim;50933107]Remember those dumps I did a while ago? Remember the wolves?
Well meet Tracer-Cat! A waste of money for a incredibly niche and unknown art thing.
Meow :3
[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1614924289574415921/766D41678F26BF6494F98710884799C094C54F6D/[/img]
please kill me[/QUOTE]
Catvalry's here!
[QUOTE=Benno950;50933842]Believe me, there are worse things spend money at out there..[/QUOTE]
Like trying to get someone to rig two models of Sonic the Hedgehog characters with massive members?
Honestly that tracer cat is far from the worst ive seen on here , at least it looks okay
[QUOTE=FlandersNed;50935873]Like trying to get someone to rig two models of Sonic the Hedgehog characters with massive members?[/QUOTE]
I'll let you know that I personally think my money was well spent on getting those rigged.
[QUOTE=Benno950;50933842]Believe me, there are worse things spend money at out there..[/QUOTE]
Xabin
[QUOTE=Stroheim;50933107]
[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1614924289574415921/766D41678F26BF6494F98710884799C094C54F6D/[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm getting Ratchet and Clank vibes from most of this honestly
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[sp]please don't turn my shark waifu in to a shity sonic recolor[/sp]
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[sp] i break mirrors with my face in the united states [/sp]
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"my masterpiece!"
Found this guy making creepy comments on semi-nude stock images.
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[QUOTE=A Sock Accnt;50943261]-spookymirror.png-
[sp] i break mirrors with my face in the united states [/sp][/QUOTE]
"I'm GonnA Pistroy you"
??????
[IMG]http://orig03.deviantart.net/006d/f/2014/249/3/f/death_battle__uncle_grandpa_vs_uncle_grandfather_by_burningresurrection-d7y4m08.png[/IMG]
bad art etc. etc. i would love to see this battle actually
my favourite dude again
[img]http://img10.deviantart.net/f634/i/2016/184/0/5/transformers____subaru_forester_pt5_by_crystallinehfa-da8np0u.jpg[/img]
[quote][b]Transformers -- Subaru Forester PT5[/b]
   The transformation of organs was systematic…it broke down into three components…fuel system, oil and transmission system and commodities. To keep Aaron alive, the oil and transmission system would have to develop first. The body began to turn his blood into oil, it began to then supercharge that oil with energon…which would be the key component that would keep him alive, for without energon, the other delicate human organs would die and his body would go into shock.
   Immediately, the heart began to grow…first weighing only 11 ounces, the tissue began to harden. For Aaron, it felt like a heart attack. His chest throbbed, ached and burned. His heart immediately went from its normal 11 ounces in weight to 10 pounds. His chest lunged forward…the heart was tripling its size them doubling them ten times over. The four valves became the four cylinders; the engine continues to grow in size…to about 325 pounds it will weigh when done transforming. The aorta valve enlarges and conjoins with the left mitral valve, on the right side of the engine; the pulmonary valve is connected with the right side mitral valve. The valve openings become pistons that will form combustion when the fuel system is up and running. Blood enriched with energon floods the chambers and the engine does something it was not intended to do…pump. As his artery system thickens into tubes…this is the formation of his fuel lines. They snake throughout his body, connecting to the kidneys.
   The engine moves to the base of his neck, making breathing a bit difficult. With the stress of unable to respirate, the transformation ceases on the engine and works on the air-intake system. His airways thicken into a hollow tube, about twice its original size and connect to the lungs which are beginning to form into air filters. The left lung is turning into the cabin air-filter that will serve the air conditioning system and heater. The right lung is fused near the heart and turns into the carburetor that will add oxygen to the engine to ignite combustion for speed. Breathing only from his left lung, the sensation of suffocating leaves his as he pulls oxygen through his mouth, into the air-intake and into the air filter and conditioner.
   With the fear of suffocation pasted, the transformation focuses on taking all the blood in his body, all 5.5 liters of it and stores it in his enlarging liver. As the blood passes through, it is filtered and recycled…some of the blood is drained away, as his new body can only hold 4.7 liters…just under 5 quarts of motor oil. As the liver disconnects from the gallbladder it reconnects with the enlarged pancreas which is turning into the transmission oil reservoir, which will hold all 4.7 liters of oil inside him. The cystic duct reconnects to the aorta valve, but does not enter the aorta chamber. It pushes motor oil around the heart, adding lubricant to the moving parts.
   Back to the lonely gallbladder, an organ that most adults have taken out begins to thicken and adds small tubes to the axles…becoming the reservoir for the power steering fluid. With the heart engine near the neck, with the bronchus and airways splitting around the engine, the liver takes its place at the left hand side of the heart, forming a tube that will soon become the oil cap that will allow more oil to be added and to check oil levels. Just beneath the liver filter is the pancreas that holds the oil and secretes it around the engine to lubricate it. As for the gallbladder, it is sent from the right side over to the left side where it too forms a tube for a cap and sends two lines to both the front and rear axles…giving Aaron four wheel power steering.
   With so many organs morphing into engine parts, Aaron’s obsolete stomach is forced before the engine; it turns into the engines coolant reservoir. The esophagus inside Aaron’s throat remains attached to the coolant reservoir and requires him to immediately drink water.
   “I am so thirsty!” cries Aaron as he feels the urgent need for water.
   One of the medbots issues a tube and squirts water into Aaron’s mouth. He closes off his airways and allows the water to flow down his esophagus and directly into his enlarging rectangular stomach. It fills with water up to five gallons…never had Aaron been so thirsty. As the medbot goes away, the computer states to Ratchet that the humans radiator is filled with water and that his internal organs are about 80 percent transformed.
   With the engine transformed and the oil reservoir and coolant reservoir all connected, now comes the need to excrete any unwanted gasses before Aaron fires up his engine. His engine is connected to his large intestine that transforms into the exhaust duct. It lengthens out down Aaron’s hollowing body and connects to his colon which is transforming into a catalytic converter. The colon lengthens as the end is opened to his rectum that sticks out of his anus in the form of a muffler. The last human digestive organ, the spleen moves to the far right side to serve as the windshield washer fluid tank.
   Ninety percent transformed, the urinary system begins its transformation into the fuel system. The penis goes flaccid and erects to over three feet. The skin thickens and turns to metal. The shaft is twisted to the right and is fused to his body. The glans turns into the gas cap and the erectile tissue hollows to turn into the fumes discharge valve. As for the urethra, it hollows all the way to the bladder which grows into a two chamber gasoline fuel tank. Two fuel lines connected to the kidneys siphon gasoline where it is to be filtered and sent to the aorta and pulmonary valve to be mixed with oxygen from the carburetor to form combustion to turn the crankshaft to move the tires.
   As for the testicles, they are connected to the fuel tank…the purpose of these organs acts as an additive…secreting energon into the gasoline and cybertronian seed.
   With all the organs in their proper place, Aaron’s engine is almost complete…all it needs is connection to the ECM…which will become Aaron’s brain…along with a whole sort of energy producing, memory, computer boards and battery.
   With the organs weighing down his chest, the small intestines begin to unravel and hollow to hold wires that control the wheels, lights, electronics, and feed lines from the engine control module. As for the internal structure, his ribs begin to expand…the clavicle’s form the undercarriage that will support the engine and all its components. The scapula’s turn into drive-train housing that allows free mobility through the glenoid cavity. As for the ribs, rib 1 turns into the support the houses the front windshield, rib 2 forms the support for the driver and passenger front doors. Rib 3 forms the support bar that connects the doors to the vehicle body. Rib 4 and 5 serve as the center structure that will support the roof which is forming out of Aaron’s back. Rib 6 supports the back doors and rib 7 and 8 support the tail-end of the structure. Rib 9 and 10 house the cargo trunk and rib 11 and 12, known as floating ribs form the internal bars for the tail door.
   The sternum turns into the support for the floor which will be encased by the outer skin that will protect the undercarriage from the grime of the road. As his skin rips, eight opening form…the skin thicken and turns to glass. As his body inflates, the human form is dissolving into that of a four door sport utility vehicle.
   The peach flesh color of the organic metal begins to smudge with hues of blue…soon; the skin turns darker blue and begins to shine as polish forms on the new metal. Back inside, the two pockets of mammary tissue, undeveloped begin to grow and turn into the driver and passenger seats. The prostate gland, which has been separated from the fuel line, begins to grow and turn into the backseat of the vehicle. The muscles form the plastic trim and the internal fabric grows from the internal walls of the abdominal and chest cavity.
   Upfront, the dashboard in being etched into the cervical that connects to the cranium…his skull.
   With his anus stretched into the rear of the vehicle, his penis fit inside his housing and his tailpipe attached to his undercarriage. The transformation has completely transformed everything from the neck down into a model of a 2010 Subaru Forester…just like the vehicle the he landed on when Shockwave attacked. With his front wheel still exposed…the next change will completely turn him into a car…his head will have to become the hood, engine housing and front of the car…a transformation that seems quite daunting!
Ratchet approaches Aaron and looks at the car, “Pretty nice design.” He says as he looks at the car with a small human head.
   “My head is next isn’t?” asks Aaron, knowing the answer to his question.
   “Afraid so…quite unpleasant I suppose too.” adds Ratchet, not one for formalities.
   Arcee walks in and checks out the transformation, “We should see if he can move…he needs to start his engine.” She says.
   Ratchet looks at the computer…there is no reason to way Aaron cannot start his engine…he is filled with coolant, oil and has appropriate oxygenation and a means to release gas, “Afraid so.” Ratchet looks at Aaron. “Can you start your engine?”
   Aaron does not even know how that would be possible, but as he thinks about starting, the engine won’t kick over…all that is flowing inside his engine is energon secreted from his testicles…energon will not light…but will keep him alive. Aaron receives a message from the fuel tank censor…the tank is empty, “Says that I am out of fuel.”
   Ratchet would have slapped himself upon the head…of course the fuel tank is empty…humans don’t drink gasoline. He looks at Arcee, “Can you wheel him over to the gas station and pump his gas?”
   “Now?” she says…knowing that humans might see a car with a human head attached.
   “The town is asleep…” he glances over at Aaron’s head, “throw a tarp over if you have to…improvise Arcee.” He grumbles.
   Arcee does exactly that. The people of the town are used to having weird robots show up in their town, but a car with a human head would create such hysteria. Arcee looks at Aaron, “Target the energon inside you to operate enough energy to move your wheels.”
   Aaron sends the message through thought and he begins to move. It is a weird feeling, like lying flat on a dolly and being wheeled around. Aaron’s head is covered and he can’t see where he is going. But as his eyes go dark, his brain turns on his embedded global positioning system and he can see where he is going. It is awesome…he knows the weather, road conditions, speed, fuel reserves and commodities. Also…his mirrors send him messages of the environment to the sides and behind him…it is like seeing the whole area in 360 prospective…very hard to explain without seeing it for yourself.
   Driven to the 76 gas station, it is closed, but Arcee communicates to the machine for much needed fuel and the machine turns on the pump. Arcee looks around…as Ratchet said, it is quiet and she takes the handle and looks at Aaron. “Need you to open your fuel cover.” She says.
   Aaron unlatches the cover and she opens the fuel cap. The sensation is overwhelming. In his mind, she is touching his privates and he does not perceive it well. As she inserts to gas nozzle deep into his once penis, she presses the lever and gasoline begins to pour down the urethra of his metallic prick. The sensation of peeing in reverse is the best way to describe it. The texture of the fuel feels cold and dry. Splashing into his bladder formed gasoline tank, it fill up to 17 gallons and then the gasoline backs up into his penis and triggers the gas pump to stop pumping.
   “Weird to say the lease.” Remarks Aaron as he feels fuel sloshing in his penis and bladder.
   “What is weird?” she asks, putting the nozzle back into the housing.
   “Usually when I peed, fluid goes out…not in.” remarks Aaron, still feeling the gas swish inside his penis and the weight of his bladder tank filling the lines with fuel.
   Arcee does not know how to reply, “Never been human, so I can’t say how weird that is.”
   Aaron looks at Arcee, “Don’t you need gasoline?”
   Arcee looks at the tank, “No...My engine uses energon…but like your gasoline, Energon is rare.” Arcee thinks about Aaron’s ability to produce his own energon. “You are lucky you know…you produce energon…the whole war between the Decepticons and us is over free will and energon.” Driving back to the hanger, Aaron only runs on energon. When he arrives, Ratchet looks at Arcee and Aaron.
   “Well…” he says impatiently.
   “Well what?” asks Aaron, still not use to the doctors attitude.
   “Does your engine operate?” he asks.
   Aaron did not even think about using his Boxer engine. He sends a message to start the engine and after a few kick overs, the engine turns over and a deep rattling echoes inside him. The engine is quiet…almost silent. As gasoline is sucked through his kidneys and into his heart, oxygen is sucked though his mouth…like constantly have a positive airflow without breathing. The fumes run out through the intestines and through the colon where they are cleaned and exited at carbon monoxide.
   Aaron smiles as he feels energy course through his body, he turns and looks at Ratchet. “Works.” he says with a wheezy, sucking sound.
   “Good!” states Ratchet, “Come over here, want to show you how this is working.” Ratchet pulls up a photos of human anatomy of the male penis, prostate, bladder and kidneys, “This is the human urinary system…remarkable engineering if I may say.” He pulls up another photo this time with a longer metallic penis, a dissolving disappearing prostate and a bladder three times its size. “This was your urinary system about eight hours ago.” He pulls up a third, and larger picture, “This is your urinary track now…much of it has been converted to the fuel system…as you can see, the shape of your male urinary organ remains, and the kidneys remain in their original form…to the left, the fuel tank still has somewhat of a bladder form…but by my calculations…all this will be converted over to the traditional fuel system.”
   “So how am I running?” Aaron asks through his breathy mouth.
   “Through this” states Ratchet as he shows a pictorial image of his undercarriage. The image is animated to show fuel entering through his modified penis into his modified bladder. “The tank can hold up to 17.9 gallons of gasoline.” Ratchet points out the blue image of a human testicle with a tube connected to the gas tank. “See that blue orb…that is producing energon and another chemical that I am trying to deduce.”
   “Looks like a human testicle.” replies Aaron.
   Ratchet looks at Aaron, “What purpose does this organ have again?”
   Aaron blushes, “Reproduction.” He says.
   Ratchet looks at the object, “Odd that the transformation would make this a reproduction of energon.”
   Aaron blurts out a weird question, “How do your people reproduce?”
   Ratchet looks down at Aaron, “Good question…” he looks at Arcee, “Just like your race…” he says, but knowing a horrible truth. “But war has made the male populous sterile.”
   Aaron feels sad, but remembers a scene in the movie where Megatron and Starscreem are making babies on the Harvenger. “I remember in the second movie, Megatron and Starscreem were checking on the production of future Decepticons when on the Harvenger.”
   Ratchet looks at Arcee…this is news they did not know. And also, the word Harvenger is a word Ratchet has not heard since the war of Cybertron. “How do you know this?” he asks, needing to know everything.
   “It was in the movie.” replies Aaron.
   “Only Shockwave could produce clones.” states Arcee, remembering her close call with Shockwave only hours ago.
   Ratchet looks at Aaron, “You may be quite valuable after all.” he says. Ratchet pulls up another photo of how the system works, “In this image, gasoline is pulled up through the tubes, filtered in your kidneys and passed through your intake manifold. There, the unused gasoline is processed through the pressure regulator and the throttle body controls the amount of gasoline you process. The return fuel is shipped through the engine control module and sent to the two-way valve that can either backwash the fuel back to the engine or send it to the rollover valve where it mixes with energon and dispersed back into the fuel tank while energon is added to maintain at 50 50 mixture.”
   Aaron looks at the image; luckily this image is well explained that he can follow it. If Ratchet just simply told him, he would be lost. As the transformation downtime continues, he has less than three hours before he loses his head probably.
The evening hours have approached and Aaron can only imagine the manhunt for him now…back home, he can imagine the search by police and dog for him. In one sense, he wished he could go home, but if his mom and dad saw him like this…they would go completely mental! Being a car is one thing, but being a head on a car was another.
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[QUOTE=Little Donny;50944982]my favourite dude again
no[/QUOTE]
That much text for this?
Why?
[QUOTE=A Sock Accnt;50943261][IMG]http://pre07.deviantart.net/d795/th/pre/f/2016/223/9/0/___7_by_scrapper_girl-dadixux.png[/IMG]
[sp] i break mirrors with my face in the united states [/sp][/QUOTE]
"Ti'm ganna pistvoy yam"?
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Eyeballs never die.
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