this is the best song ever made
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkOpLYn7A8Y&feature=player_embedded[/url]
My friend actually came over to my place now and apologized for being a drunk jerk.
Then we laughed about it and that's that.
[QUOTE=Gurant;21161041]
There's nothing worse than getting beaten up by someone who wears rings.[/QUOTE]
One word : Ow.
Seriously, how the fuck can a FRIEND hit you. Did you punched him back?
[QUOTE=PlamZ;21163053]One word : Ow.
Seriously, how the fuck can a FRIEND hit you. Did you punched him back?[/QUOTE]
No, I just covered my head and told him to stop. I knew he was drunk off his ass aswell.
And he had the decency to come over and apologize, not just send me a text or similar, and that's good enough for me.
[QUOTE=Gurant;21163112]No, I just covered my head and told him to stop. I knew he was drunk off his ass aswell.
And he had the decency to come over and apologize, not just send me a text or similar, and that's good enough for me.[/QUOTE]
I admit it was the good thing to do, if you had hit him back, it could have gone gore
that's good, I know a guy who always wants to fight when he's drunk, he's got a real problem, he threw one of our friend's into his own oven once, shattered the front of it.
Looked painful.
[editline]10:38AM[/editline]
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Ready for teh apocalypse!!1!!one!
[QUOTE=Autumn;21161420]rusty last night i dreamt you and two of your female friends came to my flat and you were doing the washing up and then i was being all scary and slapping your friends and pretending to stab them and stuff. but then they went off to watch katy perry and i bumped into some of my school friends little brothers and sisters who had just got their exam results and then when i was walking down towards my old house in swindon and a guy with like 6/7 wolves/scary huskies on a multi lead was walking towards me and i heard him on the phone and then i saw that he had cut out their eyes because it was cheaper.
am i mental y/n?[/QUOTE]
why were you slapping them and pretending to stab them!!
[QUOTE=Saza;21163189]Looked painful.
[editline]10:38AM[/editline]
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Ready for teh apocalypse!!1!!one![/QUOTE]
What a load of shite
[QUOTE=Hezzy;21164259]why were you slapping them and pretending to stab them!![/QUOTE]
i have no idea! i was like laughing as i did it and was then trying to convince them that i was only having a laugh and i didn't mean it seriously, but they didn't seem convinced.
Look, a b&w picture of decadence
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/33dbepw.jpg[/IMG]
i see [b]HARDCORE[/b]
Hardcore it be
[IMG]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/Lamarr11/03042010042.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Lamarr;21168707]Hardcore it be
[IMG]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/Lamarr11/03042010042.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Nice.
[QUOTE=Publius;21165168]What a load of shite[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
Embarrassing when a girl adds me on Facebook and tells me that she knows that I've been checking her out when she's at my job.
[editline]08:11PM[/editline]
Oh, apparently she didn't mind. Cool
[editline]09:31PM[/editline]
OHOSOEOEOHOOEGWO"WO!½!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S HAVING AN ABORTION! FUCK YEAH!
Holy fucking shit! 3 months of anxiety is over! Fucking shit oh my fucking god what a relief! Holy shit this is awesome!
[QUOTE=Gurant;21169313][editline]09:31PM[/editline]
OHOSOEOEOHOOEGWO"WO!½!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S HAVING AN ABORTION! FUCK YEAH!
Holy fucking shit! 3 months of anxiety is over! Fucking shit oh my fucking god what a relief! Holy shit this is awesome![/QUOTE]
ITT: Gurant gets his life back
Fucking congrats gurant you lucky sonofabitch
[QUOTE=Gurant;21169313]Embarrassing when a girl adds me on Facebook and tells me that she knows that I've been checking her out when she's at my job.
[editline]08:11PM[/editline]
Oh, apparently she didn't mind. Cool
[editline]09:31PM[/editline]
OHOSOEOEOHOOEGWO"WO!½!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S HAVING AN ABORTION! FUCK YEAH!
Holy fucking shit! 3 months of anxiety is over! Fucking shit oh my fucking god what a relief! Holy shit this is awesome![/QUOTE]
I want to say 'congratulations' but under the circumstances, I'm just going to say that you're a lucky bastard. Let this be a lesson dude - an abortion is no walk in the park.
[QUOTE=Gurant;21169313]Embarrassing when a girl adds me on Facebook and tells me that she knows that I've been checking her out when she's at my job.
[editline]08:11PM[/editline]
Oh, apparently she didn't mind. Cool
[editline]09:31PM[/editline]
OHOSOEOEOHOOEGWO"WO!½!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S HAVING AN ABORTION! FUCK YEAH!
Holy fucking shit! 3 months of anxiety is over! Fucking shit oh my fucking god what a relief! Holy shit this is awesome![/QUOTE]
grats m8
[QUOTE=Hezzy;21055019]SHIRT PARTY
*PIK CHARS*
welp i think that just about does it[/QUOTE]
Liar, Hezzy has 3 penises, all 10 inches, and is made of titanium.
You sir, are an impostor
One word of advice after the abortion, there is at least a 10% it will mess her pussy up and cause her extreme pain and never wnat to have sex again.
he doesnt really give a shit about her
Oh well, then never mind.
[editline]04:13PM[/editline]
Just remember its murder.
[QUOTE=>VLN<;21173780]Oh well, then never mind.
[editline]04:13PM[/editline]
Just remember its murder.[/QUOTE]
It's murder in the same way not having sex, or having sex using a condom is murder.
[QUOTE=Pickwickian-;21173443]I want to say 'congratulations' but under the circumstances, I'm just going to say that you're a lucky bastard. Let this be a lesson dude - an abortion is no walk in the park.[/QUOTE]
After all egoism she's put me through, I don't mind if it's a "painful" abortion.
And yeah, condoms is now the shit
[editline]11:40PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=>VLN<;21173667]One word of advice after the abortion, there is at least a 10% it will mess her pussy up and cause her extreme pain and never wnat to have sex again.[/QUOTE]
The thing is, she won't be using your mexican ghetto doctor.
[editline]11:41PM[/editline]
Fuck it! I'm so fucking happy!
Note I was referring to the late Dr. Tiller, who was the leader in abortions in the US until he was shot in church.
you've got a new lease of life gurant
[editline]11:56PM[/editline]
do some drugs in celebration
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