You heard it here first, "Marijuana’s Evil Threat To Christian America"
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If this was real I would have to kill myself.
Although I'm sure there are a ton of people who would agree with these points.
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;28523432] I've found a pretty goddamn funny leftist Christian website with some facts that I find quite amusing.[/QUOTE]
How is this a leftist website?
Im a Christian and I dont give a fuck.
[QUOTE]Instances of abortion and crime are also higher amongst drug users.[/QUOTE]
It's an illegal drug of course they have a higher crime rate.
:frog:
[B]THIS IS SATIRE, PEOPLE.
[/B]Anyone who takes Christwire seriously needs to do some fucking research.
But God made marijuana, and there are many transcripts of even Jesus wearing, eating hemp, and even the disciples.
Read up
What makes me mad are people who take satire seriously and allow it to bring their opinions of an entire group down
On home page of christwire.net:
[url]http://christwire.org/2011/03/minecraft-the-game-that-teaches-kids-how-to-make-penis-with-digital-blocks/[/url]
Minecraft: the game that teaches kids how to make penis (sic) with digital blocks
It's gotta be a troll.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;28524439]Y'all got trolled. [I]Hard.[/I]
Christwire.org is a troll/satire site.[/QUOTE]
I acknowledged that a couple posts above you, it's still funny
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If I had been trolled I'd be all
"I AM SO INSULTED ABOUT THIS I FEEL VIOLATED FUCK YOU" ect
I said it was a good read that and I laughed because of it, so I shared it with the rest of FP. I've established it's a satire website now.
They know too much
i bet the cock mongler created that site
"Hey Jesus come smoke this joint with us"
"Nah man can't, my dad will find out"
"Oh...right"
[QUOTE]The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal[/QUOTE]
Obviously the worst consequence of drug use
Faith is the only hallucinogen you should be on.
So this one time, me and my friends from bible camp experimented with weed, and then we where SUDDENLY LIBERAL.
I fucking love dumb-fuck Christians, sometimes.
The person who wrote this was on weed.
Prove me wrong. :v:
"Marijuana makes people liberal"
HOLY SHIT.
I just found out how to save America from itself. I sit here in Moscow all day looking at Fox News and seeing idiotic 'mercuhn politics.
To the Americans who are a member of the following parties: Communist, Democrat, and progressive:
Make everyone you know smoke weed. Force them to. Rape. Incest. Hostage situations. Terrorism. I don't care. Just get everyone smoking
To the Americans whom are members of the following parties: Republican, Fascist, Nazi:
Get ready for 420 smoke weed 'erryday.
I just saved their damn country.
Fuken lib'rals and athists.
[QUOTE=zombini;28536672]Fuken lib'rals and athists.[/QUOTE]
Thur a turrible vahruss onna dis 'MURICA an' we gots ta get ridda 'em!
Christwire is a trollsite. None of it is real.
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Jesus would probably smoke a j.
Don't you love how they refer to that wrinkly bastard Reagan as the "great one"? Oh right, troll site.
[QUOTE=certified;28535868]"Marijuana makes people liberal"
HOLY SHIT.
I just found out how to save America from itself. I sit here in Moscow all day looking at Fox News and seeing idiotic 'mercuhn politics.
To the Americans who are a member of the following parties: Communist, Democrat, and progressive:
Make everyone you know smoke weed. Force them to. Rape. Incest. Hostage situations. Terrorism. I don't care. Just get everyone smoking
To the Americans whom are members of the following parties: Republican, Fascist, Nazi:
Get ready for 420 smoke weed 'erryday.
I just saved their damn country.[/QUOTE]
spoken like a true blazer
Being stupid as hell should be made fucking illegal.
Would get rid of the idiots behind this fast.
To much time on their hands, Blame everything
I don't know weather to laugh or to smash my face against a brick wall
Christwire is fake. Stop making these threads.
You obviously know best masonrulz
this is just fucking stupid, plain stupid. although enjoyed the read.
Juan: [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XcekdU_rv40/THelSMmmE1I/AAAAAAAABlw/U2IgfZdxA9U/s640/man-wearing-a-mexican-hat.jpg[/img]
Ackbar: [img]http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/admiral-ackbar-ole-miss-bigger.jpg[/img]
I think I can tell the difference, thank you very much.
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Oh crap, that might look a little racist. It isn't meant to be.
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