• Ask my pet rock anything
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What does he think of water cutters? What does he think of the mass mining in Western Australia? What does he think of [video=youtube;jIEJvQaOgSE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIEJvQaOgSE[/video]?
[QUOTE=-Iker-;39543262]What does he think about diamond sharpened scissors that can cut rocks?[/QUOTE] The end has come for the rock nation if this is a real thing.
What is Richards opinion on Origami.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39544368]The end has come for the rock nation if this is a real thing.[/QUOTE] I thought Rocks and Scissors were allies?
[QUOTE=Skyward;39546688]I thought Rocks and Scissors were allies?[/QUOTE] Yes but even so a power like that would make rocks defenceless. [editline]11th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Pinhead!;39546619]What is Richards opinion on Origami.[/QUOTE] Sick paper bastards turning their own kind into monsters.
Does Richard do tricks?
[QUOTE=I AM THE LAW;39547337]Does Richard do tricks?[/QUOTE] Stay.
Since the 16th anniversary is celebrated by some humans as the stone anniversary, will Richard and Ruby celebrate a flesh anniversary?
[QUOTE=Fox Arts;39547559]Since the 16th anniversary is celebrated by some humans as the stone anniversary, will Richard and Ruby celebrate a flesh anniversary?[/QUOTE] Ruby says one day she wants to celebrate a 16th anniversary with Richard. They've only been together for slightly longer then I've owned them.
What is his favorite Rock Pokemon?
How does Richard feel about these news? [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1246372]Curiosity loses its virginity to a rock.[/url]
[QUOTE=T3hGamerDK;39548551]How does Richard feel about these news? [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1246372]Curiosity loses its virginity to a rock.[/url][/QUOTE] He says thats rape. America is supporting rock rape. [editline]11th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Torjuz;39548363]What is his favorite Rock Pokemon?[/QUOTE] Dwebble. According to Richard one of his old friends plays the part of his shell in the anime.
What does richard think about lava?
As a person who has seen a lot of cleavage i can tell you ruby's cleavage is plastic. See the picture of some plastic cleavage [img]http://store.metalliferous.com/images/GVIN-0025.JPG[/img] What say you now richard!
[QUOTE=kgbx3;39552899]As a person who has seen a lot of cleavage i can tell you ruby's cleavage is plastic. See the picture of some plastic cleavage [img]http://store.metalliferous.com/images/GVIN-0025.JPG[/img] What say you now richard![/QUOTE] Yes its true, she isn't 100% natural. But Richard loves her all the same. Also really rubies are a bit expensive for a pet rock.
What does Richard think of medieval castles?
[IMG]http://lebanonelite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The-Ruby-Emerald-And-Saphire.jpg[/IMG] What does he think about these girls Dat fracture
What does Richard think about this Rokh-class battleship? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SVA5ccC.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=kgbx3;39556337][IMG]http://lebanonelite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The-Ruby-Emerald-And-Saphire.jpg[/IMG] What does he think about these girls Dat fracture[/QUOTE] In my opinion (not Richard's) these are some fine girls. Indeed the emerald has a nice fracture. Richard says that the ruby wears too much makeup, the emerald does have a nice fracture but he's more of a cleavage kinda guy and he just doesn't like sapphire's.
What dose Richard think about the Paper Civil War of 1989?
[QUOTE=SFC003;39557001]What dose Richard think about the Paper Civil War of 1989?[/QUOTE] It was an awful time. He had a paper friend who was killed in that war. R.I.P. William "Paper cut" Ericson. [editline]11th February 2013[/editline] Also on a serious note should Richard and Ruby have children? I found a guide online on how to properly breed rocks. Kind for yes, Box for no.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39557122]It was an awful time. He had a paper friend who was killed in that war. R.I.P. William "Paper cut" Ericson. [editline]11th February 2013[/editline] Also on a serious note should Richard and Ruby have children? I found a guide online on how to properly breed rocks. Kind for yes, Box for no.[/QUOTE] Their children could become famous. Be on some lucky people's wedding ring.
Ok guys. Tomorrow we might have pebbles. You guys can name them. Also since rocks take 2-3 days to have babies (Thanks to a new pill) I going to get another rock to answer your rock questions.
I'm scared that Ruby might give birth to another rock's rock...
Does Richard smell nice? [editline]also[/editline] also I hope he likes my avatar.
Name one of them Michael J. Fox
[QUOTE=What Up;39558081]Does Richard smell nice? [editline]also[/editline] also I hope he likes my avatar.[/QUOTE] Considering he's about to spend the next few days fucking Ruby. Probably not.
Name one of them Bam-Bam. Hilarious.
Best of luck for you two, Richard and Ruby!
One last question: Rubies don't have real cleavage; did Ruby get... [I]implants!?[/I]
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