• Ask my pet rock anything
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Who is the father of him?
[QUOTE=Rama214;39564310]Who is the father of him?[/QUOTE] go back a few pages. Also We're on day 2 of rock mating. Only one or two more days. In the mean time Richard sister Sarah will take questions.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39566690]go back a few pages. Also We're on day 2 of rock mating. Only one or two more days. In the mean time Richard sister Sarah will take questions.[/QUOTE] Sarah, has she peaked inside where the rocks are mating? Most importantly, have YOU?
[QUOTE=SFC003;39567174]Sarah, has she peaked inside where the rocks are mating? Most importantly, have YOU?[/QUOTE] Neither of us can, rock mating involves putting both rocks into a box and locking it [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vPWhbJ9.jpg[/IMG] Disrupting them would ruin it and we'd have to start all over.
Nice box
[QUOTE=kgbx3;39558151]Name one of them Michael J. [b]Rox[/b][/QUOTE] ftfy
Can we ask the box questions?
[QUOTE=draugur;39569623]Can we ask the box questions?[/QUOTE] Sure I guess.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39569799]Sure I guess.[/QUOTE] Hows does it feel about the rock and ruby fucking inside of him?
[QUOTE=Skyward;39569830]Hows does it feel about the rock and ruby fucking inside of him?[/QUOTE] He said beside's the sogginess not bad.
So are all objects alive now How does the table feel about all of the abuse
Would your rock like to get with my rock goomba? [img]http://i.imgur.com/k1t0vdAl.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=NateDude;39571273]So are all objects alive now How does the table feel about all of the abuse[/QUOTE] What are you talking about? Its just a fricking table.
thread of the fucking year
[QUOTE=SystemGS;39571359]thread of the fucking year[/QUOTE] It's a bit too early in the year to say that.
[QUOTE=NateDude;39571273]So are all objects alive now How does the table feel about all of the abuse[/QUOTE] No. The box is made out of paper. sorta. Cardboard is a type of paper.
Shouldn't rock hate the box then, if it's paper?
[QUOTE='[Green];39572169']Shouldn't rock hate the box then, if it's paper?[/QUOTE] Angry sex is best sex.
One more day then I can let Richard and Ruby out of the box.
Richard seems pretty sedimentary lately, but the answers you've given have been igneous. [editline]13th February 2013[/editline] What does Richard think of these guys: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones[/url]
What does Richard think about me?
[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;39582651]What does Richard think about me?[/QUOTE] Hes still in the box. [editline]13th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE='[sluggo];39579807']Richard seems pretty sedimentary lately, but the answers you've given have been igneous. [editline]13th February 2013[/editline] What does Richard think of these guys: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones[/url][/QUOTE] So thats how they move.
does sarah have a car?
Print off this picture and slid them into the box, they might help things along. [t]http://img.wallpaperstock.net:81/wet-rocks-wallpapers_8885_1920x1200.jpg[/t] My grandmother gave me a subscription to an interracial rock-based porn website for my birthday. I'd asked for a subscription to a human interracial porn website but that bitch doesn't know anything about the internet man.
Alrighty Its almost time.
can we see ruby's fake knockers?
How do you and richard communicate?
What is Richard's opinion on this song? [video=youtube;JKlSVNxLB-A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A[/video]
does it even move
[QUOTE=Apache249;39595295]What is Richard's opinion on this song? [video=youtube;JKlSVNxLB-A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A[/video][/QUOTE] And a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries.
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