• Ask my pet rock anything
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Obvious question: What's his name?
[QUOTE=rider695;39399080]Obvious question: What's his name?[/QUOTE] He says his name is Richard. I call him Brock. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Xonax;39399051]How much do pet rocks cost?[/QUOTE] Depends on what breed, Common Rocks like Richard are dirty cheap. But some like Diamonds are really expensive.
I think you need to give your rock a treat for putting up with facepunch. Take a picture of him eating it and post it here, i wanna see the cuteness!
does he know rockington?
[QUOTE=sabreman;39399111]I think you need to give your rock a treat for putting up with facepunch. Take a picture of him eating it and post it here, i wanna see the cuteness![/QUOTE] His favourite. Emeralds. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uVwypVo.jpg[/IMG] [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] Right I'm gonna take a few more questions and then its Richards bedtime.
This has potential to be thread of the year. Does Richard have a girlfriend?
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39399152]This has potential to be thread of the year. Does Richard have a girlfriend?[/QUOTE] Yes her names Ruby. Here's a picture of them holding hands. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GvsRTC2.jpg[/IMG]
What does Richard think of Eonart and his tulpae.
[QUOTE=SilverSpectrum;39399176]What does Richard think of Eonart and his tulpae.[/QUOTE] He says he has no idea what your talking about.
How often do they get busy.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;39399198]How often do they get busy.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IybxRI3.jpg[/IMG] Quite often. But with a cleavage like that who could blame him.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399211][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IybxRI3.jpg[/IMG] Quite often. But with a cleavage like that who could blame him.[/QUOTE] So that's what you meant by "Richard needs to go to bed"...
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399211][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IybxRI3.jpg[/IMG] Quite often. But with a cleavage like that who could blame him.[/QUOTE] Fuckin saved.
Can me and Richard be friends? And my pet Rock when I get one?
He says yes but only if you can play the Rocky theme on your trumpet.
No prizes for guessing his favorite genre of music...
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399243]I just want to come in here and say that this thread is kind of offensive to me since you made it just for the sole purpose of mocking me. You can go ahead and do what you like, I just wanted to clear that up.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FVCTO7D.jpg[/IMG] [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Nerdrage;39399249]No prizes for guessing his favorite genre of music...[/QUOTE] Its pop.
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/20arry1.jpg[/IMG]
Right Richard is off to bed. Keep asking question he'll answer them in the morning.
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399243]I just want to come in here and say that this thread is kind of offensive to me since you made it just for the sole purpose of mocking me. You can go ahead and do what you like, I just wanted to clear that up.[/QUOTE] Mocking you, How so? I don't see anything posted so far that mocks you in this thread.
What does Richard eat for breakfast?
How old is he?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399244]He says yes but only if you can play the Rocky theme on your trumpet.[/QUOTE] I don't own a trumpet. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Eonart;39399290]The fact that he's pretending a rock has a conscience after believing that I'm just fucking around and also pretending, which this thread was also made after he "lost all credibility". I'm honestly not joking guys.[/QUOTE] How dare you. They do have Consciences.
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399290]The fact that he's pretending a rock has a conscience after believing that I'm just fucking around and also pretending, which this thread was also made after he "lost all credibility". I'm honestly not joking guys.[/QUOTE] No I can belive that you have something like tuplas but after the "I can feel your dick inside me" thing it just sounds fake. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Xonax;39399297]I don't own a trumpet. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] How dare you. They do have Consciences.[/QUOTE] Then what are you playing in your avatar? [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Killuah;39399288]How old is he?[/QUOTE] Several eons.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399316] [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] Then what are you playing in your avatar? [/QUOTE] That isn't me silly.
[QUOTE=Xonax;39399334]That isn't me silly.[/QUOTE] Richard says that hes seeing someone else but you can still be friends.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399211][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IybxRI3.jpg[/IMG] Quite often. [B]But with a cleavage like that[/B] who could blame him.[/QUOTE] geology jokes 10/10 best post Ive seen all day
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399290]I'm honestly not joking guys.[/QUOTE] what reason do i have to even believe you "hehe im gonna go on facepunch and pretend i have a tulpa this is going to be so epic!!!" get out with your lies, and hopefully never come back, last person who tried this turned out to be a ~troll~
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399357]If the other person got banned for it then why would I risk making a lie in the first place?[/QUOTE] ugh
A+ thread. This is surely useful for a rock enthusiast such as me. Is that a small [i]Beacheus Boulderis[/i]?
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