• Ask my pet rock anything
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Has Richard played Rockman before? or Megaman as it's called in America?
Does Richard have any weird fetishes?
[QUOTE=shrinkme;39790031]Does Richard have any weird fetishes?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GSoOe7X.jpg[/IMG] I found this on his computer.
[QUOTE=shrinkme;39790031]Does Richard have any weird fetishes?[/QUOTE] Autoe-rocktic Asphyxiation? Pebble-philia? S&M? (shale and marble for you kids)
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39791055]Pebble-philia?[/QUOTE] Don't insult him.
When and where did he get his first erection? Has he been to Nigeria in the last 3 years?
[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;39791757]When and where did he get his first erection? Has he been to Nigeria in the last 3 years?[/QUOTE] Who the fuck remembers they're first boner?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39791968]Who the fuck remembers they're first boner?[/QUOTE] You're a parent. You're supposed to video tape these things and put them on VHS tapes or casettes.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39791968]Who the fuck remembers they're first boner?[/QUOTE] I got my first boner, on the 8th of May, 1991, in a pile of trash in Africa-America. I know these things because my parents video taped it and put it on a VHS tape. [editline]4th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39791968]Who the fuck remembers they're first boner?[/QUOTE] You didn't answer my second question.
[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;39791984]I got my first boner, on the 8th of May, 1991, in a pile of trash in Africa-America. I know these things because my parents video tapes it and put it on a VHS tape. [editline]4th March 2013[/editline] You didn't answer my second question.[/QUOTE] no he hasn't been to nigeria
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;39790013]Has Richard played Rockman before? or Megaman as it's called in America?[/QUOTE] You ever try playing video games without any hands? I dont have one for scale but compare this [IMG]http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5293/5391116085_387b5bde3c_z.jpg[/IMG] to this [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VDJKATl.jpg[/IMG]
How do you communicate with it if it has no mouth?
How does your pet rock plays video games :v:?
[QUOTE=Akasha;39809147]How does your pet rock plays video games :v:?[/QUOTE] Button smashing? :v:
[QUOTE=AzzyMaster;39807986]How do you communicate with it if it has no mouth?[/QUOTE] Its hard to explain. I think telepathy. I just sort of know what he's saying. [editline]5th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Akasha;39809147]How does your pet rock plays video games :v:?[/QUOTE] He doesn't really. He was alright at kinect and besides the scratches he was ok at angry birds.
Can you post a log of Richard's search history?
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;39815541]Can you post a log of Richard's search history?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HZDgKvX.png[/IMG]
No rock porn? I am very dissapoint
[QUOTE=Zircon_;39820269]No rock porn? I am very dissapoint[/QUOTE] He probably has a secret stash of Rock porn somewhere :v:
[QUOTE=Zircon_;39820269]No rock porn? I am very dissapoint[/QUOTE] Very bottom.
If he doesn't mind me asking, what are Richard's religious beliefs?
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39824800]If he doesn't mind me asking, what are Richard's religious beliefs?[/QUOTE] Athiest.
Does Richard enjoy third rock from the sun
Does Richard like Estrella crisps?
Does Richard like "Rocky" the movie? :v:
What does he think of flowers?
[QUOTE=Akasha;39821156]He probably has a secret stash of Rock porn somewhere :v:[/QUOTE] i'd like to see him rock hard
[QUOTE=Akasha;39831704]Does Richard like "Rocky" the movie? :v:[/QUOTE] Pfft that movie was so disappointing, there aren't even rocks in it, just a bunch of boxing.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;39831498]Does Richard like?[/QUOTE] In Canada we call those ruffles. He's a fan of potato chips. [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;39829494]Does Richard enjoy third rock from the sun[/QUOTE] The movie or the planet earth itself?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39836297]In Canada we call those ruffles. He's a fan of potato chips. [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] The movie or the planet earth itself?[/QUOTE] The show.
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