[QUOTE=Eonart;39399357]If the other person got banned for it then why would I risk making a lie in the first place?[/QUOTE]
Just leave, this thread is a good laugh and nobody cares if it was made to mock you, which if it was, nobody was aware of until you mentioned it.
How does he drink his martini?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398868]He has a liter box.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XD1KnjG.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That litter box appears to be full of schist.
[editline]29th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399211][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IybxRI3.jpg[/IMG]
Quite often. But with a cleavage like that who could blame him.[/QUOTE]
After seeing this, you might think he was made of cummingtonite.
[editline]29th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39399254][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FVCTO7D.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]29th January 2013[/editline]
Its pop.[/QUOTE]
Those are some gneiss eyes.
Be good to your rock, don't take it for granite.
Does he have a fat, pink starfish underneath him?
Does he have any friends?
[QUOTE=MechaKat;39399874]Does he have a fat, pink starfish underneath him?[/QUOTE]
No. He isn't that kind of rock.
[editline]29th January 2013[/editline]
I'm taking a few more questions before I go to work. Will bump when I get home.
[editline]29th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=ryfry99;39399286]What does Richard eat for breakfast?[/QUOTE]
Toast.
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399290]The fact that he's pretending a rock has a conscience after believing that I'm just fucking around and also pretending, which this thread was also made after he "lost all credibility".
I'm honestly not joking guys.[/QUOTE]
'did I hear something?'
'OMG STOP MOCKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A TULPA DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME'
Also, does Richard like [i]rock[/i] music?
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39403026]'did I hear something?'
'OMG STOP MOCKING ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A TULPA DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME'
Also, does Richard like [i]rock[/i] music?[/QUOTE]
He says thats a racist assumption. Rocks like all kinds of music.
Also I'm back from work and Richard is taking more questions.
What does he think of beaches? I mean, it's a graveyard made up from his ground-up ancestors.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;39406291]What does he think of beaches? I mean, it's a graveyard made up from his ground-up ancestors.[/QUOTE]
Think of it like a evil lair filled with skeletons.
Sorta like that.
Do you have any photos of when you first got him?
How big will he grow?
Does Richard support the Brotherhood of Nod?
[QUOTE=RobbL;39406398]Do you have any photos of when you first got him?
How big will he grow?[/QUOTE]
I only got him six months ago so he's about the same size. Most rocks like him tend to not grow much.
Does your pet rock live a life of crime?
Cause my pet rock turned out to be a master thief.
When he died I did an autopsy and I found gems inside his corpse.
[QUOTE=F T;39406540]Does your pet rock live a life of crime?
Cause my pet rock turned out to be a master thief.
When he died I did an autopsy and I found gems inside his corpse.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry for your loss. But I'm pretty sure Richard isn't a criminal.
You never know, you might find out that he's smoking cracks.
Has he ever killed two birds?
[QUOTE=Skyward;39406730]Has he ever killed two birds?[/QUOTE]
Yes. I took him hunting once. Scored a sparrow and a duck.
How often do you feed Richard? And what's his work out routine like to keep his shape?
Ruby sounds way more interesting than Richard, why can't she answer too?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39406883]Ruby sounds way more interesting than Richard, why can't she answer too?[/QUOTE]
I'm sure she'd take questions.
[editline]29th January 2013[/editline]
She said yes.
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399243]I just want to come in here and say that this thread is kind of offensive to me since you made it just for the sole purpose of mocking me.
You can go ahead and do what you like, I just wanted to clear that up.[/QUOTE]
Can one of your tulpa read minds? How do you know that's why he made it? People make joke 'ask' threads all the time.
Maybe I will look stupid for asking this but what the hell is a tulpa?
[QUOTE=imptastick;39407097]Maybe I will look stupid for asking this but what the hell is a tulpa?[/QUOTE]
Its like an imaginary friend you can only feel and smell. I don't get it.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39407102]Its like an imaginary friend you can only feel and smell. I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
So a multi-sensory hallucination?
[QUOTE=imptastick;39407115]So a multi-sensory hallucination?[/QUOTE]
It's self induced schizophrenia. An imaginary friend you can see.
[QUOTE=imptastick;39407115]So a multi-sensory hallucination?[/QUOTE]
You can see them too, I think. It's like having imaginary friends.
[editline]30th January 2013[/editline]
Wow, are you serious?
Ruby, why don't you have any eyes?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39407156]Ruby, why don't you have any eyes?[/QUOTE]
She said that they fell off. Glue doesn't stick that well to jewels.
Ruby, did that happen because Richard hit you?
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