[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;39407311]Have you thought of giving your rock a hat?[/QUOTE]
The only hat small enough is made of paper. And we know how those two get along
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6A5dnRi.jpg[/IMG]
What about tinfoil?
[QUOTE=F T;39407484]What about tinfoil?[/QUOTE]
Might try that sometime.
Is your rock pro-skub or anti-skub?
How does he feel about fracking?
[QUOTE=imptastick;39407591]How does he feel about fracking?[/QUOTE]
He says its like if the holocaust happened everyday.
Does Richard ever intend to make an honest mineral out of Ruby?
Sorry if this question gets him in a lode of trouble.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39407649]Does Richard ever intend to make an honest mineral out of Ruby?
Sorry if this question gets him in a lode of trouble.[/QUOTE]
Pardon?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39407912]Pardon?[/QUOTE]
Will he ever put a ring on her finger? Or wherever she would be able to wear it?
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39408089]Will he ever put a ring on her finger? Or wherever she would be able to wear it?[/QUOTE]
Well that'd kinda be like giving your wife a a human skull on a band of metal for a ring so I'm gonna say no.
Wait a second...
First page, last post. Richard eating emeralds.
Richard has a girlfriend named Ruby...
...
[sub]uh oh[/sub]
At what point to rock lose their sentience? We have been told that sand is the equivalent of bones. Is gravel baby rocks or rather because they weather down is gravel the equivalent of really old rocks?
Where was your rock born and how old is he?
How close is he to evolving into geodude?
I have a rock too and I'm thinking about getting some scissors.
Do you think they could get along? I wouldn't want to put rock in a cage if they end up in a fight.
Can't believe no one's said it yet...
This thread rocks. Seriously.
Does it even move ?
Do bigoted jewels disapprove of Richard's relationship with Ruby?
[QUOTE=Zombie man70;39408287]Where was your rock born and how old is he?[/QUOTE]
I have no idea where he was born. He's about 2 eons old.
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[QUOTE=KlaseR;39408402]I have a rock too and I'm thinking about getting some scissors.
Do you think they could get along? I wouldn't want to put rock in a cage if they end up in a fight.[/QUOTE]
Rocks tend to eat scissors so it wouldn't be a smart idea.
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[QUOTE=fritzel;39408464]Does it even move ?[/QUOTE]
I had him clipped.
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[video=youtube;gQRi1-5zEnw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQRi1-5zEnw[/video]
I found a really good guide for anyone thinking of buying a pet rock.
I caught Richard masturbating in my bed.
[QUOTE=Xonax;39408865]I caught Richard masturbating in my bed.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Bxxa7xR.jpg[/IMG]
But he's right here with Ruby.
Has your pet rock ever tried to swap himself out with a boring old normal rock with googly eyes and make his escape?
[QUOTE=legolover122;39408965]Has your pet rock ever tried to swap himself out with a boring old normal rock with googly eyes and make his escape?[/QUOTE]
Once. Then I got him clipped.
How did Richard and Ruby meet?
How do you prevent yellow sponges and pioneers from riding him for miles?
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;39409030]How did Richard and Ruby meet?[/QUOTE]
They met after I got Richard. I felt he needed a friend and ran down to the nearest jeweler. It was love at first sight.
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[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;39409060]How do you prevent yellow sponges and pioneers from riding him for miles?[/QUOTE]
Keep him away from water.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39409108]They met after I got Richard. I felt he needed a friend and ran down to the nearest jeweler. It was love at first sight.
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Keep him away from water.[/QUOTE]
Does he not require water like us humans?
[QUOTE=assassin_Raptor;39409166]Does he not require water like us humans?[/QUOTE]
Nope. He almost lost an eye last time I washed him.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39409196]Nope. He almost lost an eye last time I washed him.[/QUOTE]
Poor guy.
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