• Ask my pet rock anything
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Does the rock play any games? If not, what does it do in it's spare time when it's not fucking ruby.
[QUOTE=legolover122;39409213]Does the rock play any games? If not, what does it do in it's spare time when it's not fucking ruby.[/QUOTE] He plays rock, paper, scissors. But war isn't a game.
Do you take him everywhere or is he a stay at home kinda rock.
Does Richard have PTSD from Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Is Richard Igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary? Does he have any bias against other types of rock?
[QUOTE=Minelayer;39409277]Is Richard Igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary? Does he have any bias against other types of rock?[/QUOTE] Hes igneous I think. Hes alright with other rocks. I mean look at Ruby. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=assassin_Raptor;39409248]Do you take him everywhere or is he a stay at home kinda rock.[/QUOTE] I take him some places but he mostly stays home. I've taken Ruby a few places.
What was the end result of the rock paper scissors war?
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;39409399]What was the end result of the rock paper scissors war?[/QUOTE] Rock were victorious after they realized that by wetting them selves in water gave them an advantage over paper.
[QUOTE=Fort83;39409489]What does your rock think of this video? [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2rVoCG7OBI[/MEDIA][/QUOTE] Probably how you feel watching this (nsfw) [video=youtube;fEVY6sxW3Sw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEVY6sxW3Sw[/video]
What makes Richard hard?
What's Richard's favorite band/artist?
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;39409590]What makes Richard hard?[/QUOTE] Moh. [editline]29th January 2013[/editline] I need to get me some sight for sore eyes and name them Richards peepers or something.
Mount Rushmore. Stirring national icon or plastic surgery addiction ?
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39409767]Mount Rushmore. Stirring national icon or plastic surgery addiction ?[/QUOTE] Well it makes Ruby get a lady boner either way. Richard says he doesn't care.
Is professional wrestler/actor The Rock in any way associated with Richard, or are the two purely coincidental?
[QUOTE=timmah638;39409828]Is professional wrestler/actor The Rock in any way associated with Richard, or are the two purely coincidental?[/QUOTE] To be honest, Richard was around about 2 eons before the rock was born. He used his likeness.
Do Richard and Ruby think that the famous Blarney stone is genuinely miraculous, or just a bit of a tart?
What is his opinion on the Rosetta Stone?
This is the greatest thing ever
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;39410039]What is his opinion on the Rosetta Stone?[/QUOTE] Its a rock with tatoos. Nothing else.
Have you ever caught your rock getting stoned or smoking crystal meth
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;39410100]Have you ever caught your rock getting stoned or smoking crystal meth[/QUOTE] Ruby used to do meth. But ever since she met Richard she quit.
I thought you said rocks don't have genders
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;39410199]I thought you said rocks don't have genders[/QUOTE] They don't. Ruby is just a shiny rock whose in a relationship with Richard. For all I know they're gay.
[QUOTE=Eonart;39399290]The fact that he's pretending a rock has a conscience after believing that I'm just fucking around and also pretending, which this thread was also made after he "lost all credibility". I'm honestly not joking guys.[/QUOTE] I just want to clear this up. People make threads like this ALL the time. This one just happens to be really funny and clever. Grow up?
What's richard's favorite ice cream? And also, what's his dream job?
Petrified wood: posers, or the next big thing?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;39410347]Petrified wood: posers, or the next big thing?[/QUOTE] He says posers.
[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;39410309]What's richard's[B] favorite ice cream?[/B] And also, what's his dream job?[/QUOTE] Rocky road
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39410432]Rocky road[/QUOTE] No. Chocolate. [editline]30th January 2013[/editline] Richard told me Ruby tastes like hard candy. Now I wonder if he means her vag or... Nah thats stupid. [editline]30th January 2013[/editline] I thought I'd post some rock pet tips. This is my rock play area: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rMXjemG.jpg[/IMG] Try and make your play area high up so they can't escape and roam free without breaking, in my case its a bed side table as seen here: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jKVUk2n.jpg[/IMG] Try and keep some rock toys around on your play area. Rocks love dice, obscure usb connections and rusty bolts. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tqMN6Om.jpg[/IMG] Also try taking some pictures. like here's our family portrait: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QoNFiqd.jpg[/IMG] thanks, and have fun.
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