• Ask my pet rock anything
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[QUOTE=Zender Troop;39430351]Is he/she friend of Tony Stony? The Politician that once ruled all the land of Free Country U.S.A? [IMG]http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d6/Tony_Stony_2.png/180px-Tony_Stony_2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Also what the hell, her eyes!
[QUOTE=Zender Troop;39433066]Also what the hell, her eyes![/QUOTE] Exboyfriend. They hit it off pretty well then some guy with his face on his neck took him away. She wears contacts. So did Tony she said.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39433053]So Richards sister is visiting this weekend. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ops5RkV.jpg[/IMG] Her names Sarah and she'll take some questions.[/QUOTE] Ask her why she has a mouth but her brother doesn't?
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39433053]So Richards sister is visiting this weekend. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ops5RkV.jpg[/IMG] Her names Sarah and she'll take some questions.[/QUOTE] How old is she?
[QUOTE=legolover122;39433263]How old is she?[/QUOTE] A few hundred years older then Richard. Both are over 2 eons old so I can't give you a specific date.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39433053]So Richards sister is visiting this weekend. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ops5RkV.jpg[/IMG] Her names Sarah and she'll take some questions.[/QUOTE] Let us see her tits.
What do rocks look for in women
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39433542]Let us see her tits.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nZTtWxi.jpg[/IMG] This is probably the greatest tit shot anyone has ever taken of a rock. You can even see some puss. [editline]31st January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=TheSporeGA;39433551]What do rocks look for in women[/QUOTE] Cleavage and Luster.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39433616][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nZTtWxi.jpg[/IMG] This is probably the greatest tit shot anyone has ever taken of a rock. You can even see some puss.[/QUOTE] What are Richard and Ruby doing in the background? Stuffs getting a little orogenic over there.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39433935]What are Richard and Ruby doing in the background? Stuffs getting a little orogenic over there.[/QUOTE] He got horny after seeing a naked body.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39434052]He got horny after seeing a naked body.[/QUOTE] Of his sister?? Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Does Richard lift?
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;39434096]Of his sister?? Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww[/QUOTE] No Ruby. She was teasing him. [editline]1st February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=bull04;39434160]Does Richard lift?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k8AJYaZ.jpg[/IMG] Yes.
What is Richard like when he is completely stoned?
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;39434481]What is Richard like when he is completely stoned?[/QUOTE] I posted a picture earlier. [QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398857][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kfCqE7U.png[/IMG] Chai pet. Not even once.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398685]My pet rock has been living with me for the past six months and I thought I'd introduce him to the internet.[/QUOTE] Is your owner lonely?
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39434663]Is your owner lonely?[/QUOTE] He says yes. I say no.
How often does Richard grow out his beard? Does Richard have any pets?
[QUOTE=Kool Kids Klub;39434877]How often does Richard grow out his beard? Does Richard have any pets?[/QUOTE] Maybe that what that sex doll thing is. Its doesn't seem to be alive though.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398868]He has a liter box. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XD1KnjG.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] He shits on his own kind!?!
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;39435029]He shits on his own kind!?![/QUOTE] Again I already answered this. [QUOTE=Revolver Osha;39398879]No thats just what digested scissors looks like.[/QUOTE] I forgot to mention that only digested scissors make it through to become poop. The gummy worms, shreded paper and golfballs just sorta disappear.
Is those squiggly lines on Richard's sister her mouth? If so, why is she sad?
[QUOTE=MacaroriCheeze;39435096]Is those squiggly lines on Richard's sister her mouth? If so, why is she sad?[/QUOTE] Yes. I have no idea. She goes to bed early so I'll ask her tomorrow.
I've got a question! How do rocks masturbate?
What's richard's favorite sport? Does he support any team?
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;39435123]I've got a question! How do rocks masturbate?[/QUOTE] I really don't want to find out.
Does he know the charcoal named Gogol?
can we play hopscotch? :3
what are his opinions on bricks and cement?
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;39440494]what are his opinions on bricks and cement?[/QUOTE] They are the scum of rocks. Back in his day you spent eons becoming solid. Kids these days.
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