[QUOTE=-Iker-;39452694]What does he think about golems?[/QUOTE]
Lucky fucks. He says that one day he wants legs.
You should give Richard a tattoo of a rock
Is it expecting pebbles?
Not for eons?
What's Richard's taste in art?
How does a pet rock get housebroken?
Has Richard cooked? If so, what?
[QUOTE=Steamswitch;39454043]Has Richard cooked? If so, what?[/QUOTE]
Rock soup.
[editline]2nd February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=The Worm;39453813]Is it expecting pebbles?[/QUOTE]
Ruby says she isn't pregnant.
Does a cut gem give birth to uncut gem? I heard some religious rocks cut their children when they're born.
[QUOTE=Kool Kids Klub;39453766]You should give Richard a tattoo of a rock[/QUOTE]
I did but I can't get a picture.
What does he think about Israel wanting to build E1 settlements and Palestine going to take them to the ICC if they do it?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39454283]Does a cut gem give birth to uncut gem? I heard some religious rocks cut their children when they're born.[/QUOTE]
Yes ruby would give birth to an uncut gem.
Let us see Richard's parents. I wanna see where he got his good looks from.
I have three pet rocks.
Their names are Larry, Curly, and Moe. They served in the Paper-Rock War under General Basanite.
Was Richard in their unit, and should I post pics?
Will there be immigrants in heaven?
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39455116]I have three pet rocks.
Their names are Larry, Curly, and Moe. They served in the Paper-Rock War under General Basanite.
Was Richard in their unit, and should I post pics?[/QUOTE]
Yes. He says he remembers the time Moe saved his life at the during P-day.
Here's a pic of the three.
[IMG]http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o247/Arcalane/toothy-rocks.jpg[/IMG]
Moe remembers that day, too. So many spitballs.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39455052]Let us see Richard's parents. I wanna see where he got his good looks from.[/QUOTE]
His mother:
[IMG]http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0510/etnaboom_fulle_big.jpg[/IMG]
She died giving birth to Richard and Sarah.
And this is his father with his new wife.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/Plastic_oxygen_mask_on_an_ER_patient.jpg/230px-Plastic_oxygen_mask_on_an_ER_patient.jpg[/IMG]
If you're wondering why they have teeth, they were part of a specialized unit used to chew through paper using advanced technology discovered in the genes of scissors.
Who new your food could save lives.
What are his personal opinions on the species of alloys? Gold on stone racism has been getting more and more prevalent ever since gold was able to synthesize thought. Heck, I remember the entire race of stones was depressed when Charlemagne chose a golden sword.
[editline]3rd February 2013[/editline]
[t]http://www.shafe.co.uk/crystal/images/lshafe/Charlemagne_Equestrian_statue_9thC.jpg[/t]
Smug, elemental bastard, thinks hes so hot not being igneous or sediminatry, just being bronze or shit. Elemental racist fuck.
What does richard think about mining?Has he lost any friends on that activity?
[QUOTE=-Iker-;39458231]What does richard think about mining?Has he lost any friends on that activity?[/QUOTE]
Dude, why do you have to bring Genocide into this?
What are Richard's political views?
How does Richard like his scotch?
[QUOTE=AWarGuy;39458889]What are Richard's political views?[/QUOTE]
He vote for baROCK Obama.
It took me all lunch time to come up with that.
I was just doing my homework on a sheet of paper,and while I was looking up something in my textbook for reference the sheet of paper saw this thread on my computer.It went insane and started waving all over the place when it saw a picture of Richard.It was yelling something about the rock-paper-scissors war and how he would never forgive Richard for something.I think the paper's name was Adam,it said its name once it had calmed down.Does Richard know this sheet of paper?
[QUOTE=_Vendetta_;39465962]I was just doing my homework on a sheet of paper,and while I was looking up something in my textbook for reference the sheet of paper saw this thread on my computer.It went insane and started waving all over the place when it saw a picture of Richard.It was yelling something about the rock-paper-scissors war and how he would never forgive Richard for something.I think the paper's name was Adam,it said its name once it had calmed down.Does Richard know this sheet of paper?[/QUOTE]
Oh Adam. He was Richards arch enemy in the war. Richard was training some privates when Adam came in an mowed them down. Richard was to slow to his combat soaker. For the rest of the war Richard hunted Adam and ended up killing his family. Adam was turned into school supplies as punishment for his warcrimes.
My own pet rock, Frederick has been reading these threads with me, and he would like to know if Richard want a new pen pal.
I found the poor blighter in the Ediacaran Conservation Reserve of Australia. He's pretty shy because of his color (He's a hybrid) so he doesn't like getting his picture taken, I'll try and get one though. This is a big step for him, little guy got a bit baked in the sun after all those years, doesn't talk much, getting better though.
What kind of job does richard have?
Why do anything yes no?
[QUOTE=Richardroth;39472483]Why do anything yes no?[/QUOTE]
yes.
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