• My cat is one crazy mother fucker.
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[QUOTE=menece360;25000521]Why on earth would a cat want to scratch your shit?[/QUOTE] My shit is cool thats why.
He's crying because he wanted to be in fast threads.
[QUOTE=ventnor;25000689]He's crying because he wanted to be in fast threads.[/QUOTE] Isn't a post your nor is it a question.
My cat is a Persian, super gentle to all.. That's why it's much better then yours. Oh yeah.. He does take a dump in the bath tub from time to time.. But lets not get into that. Just let your cat know who's boss, He shall obey.
Here, I gave you a box for your cat to sleep in!
Every time my cat scratches me, I feel like punching it in the face.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;25000147]Cats suck, end of story. They piss all over your house and shit where they please, then they walk on your furniture with the same paws they took a shit in their litterbox on.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Strongbad;24999925]Lol omg rofl dat fnnee xDxD Wait..... No.[/QUOTE] More or less.
his eyes look a bit weepy, you might wanna get that checked out
My dog makes the same face, when I tell him I'll take him out for a walk in a bit.. and I agree with Autumn.
Pawblem?
brake his paws
That's the exact opposite of my cat. My cat has never scratched anyone. He'll come up to complete strangers and rub on the leg, lay in their lap and pur, etc. He also [i]really[/i] loves to be pet, he closes his eyes and gets into it if you pet his back. As others have said, train your cat and maybe neuter him.
So? My cat used to attack but we started letting him go outside so now he is a lot more calm, but still, he would scratch and bite, it's pretty shallow so it was usually mostly healed by the next day and almost completely gone by the day after.
He looks sad..... give him a hug :) Also, nice thread. That cat reminds me of my semi-feral cat at my dads house, it likes to be pet then it gets pissed after a second and goes ape shit on me. [editline]04:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Strongbad;25000147]Cats suck, end of story. They piss all over your house and shit where they please, then they walk on your furniture with the same paws they took a shit in their litterbox on.[/QUOTE] It seems like you didnt train your cat very well, if you had one....
[quote=Strongbad] Beat that pussy into line. [/quote] :downsrim:
GIV IT CHEEZBURGER Seriously, its all it wants.
Buy a dog, and let it near the cat :smug:
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;24999264]If you keep your distance this cat is one peaceful, fairly normal kitten. But if you get close you better be ready for his wrath. He jumps on your head and scratches your shit. Claws your nose and then hides under the sofa. It does this but the most weird bit about it is that it pulls this face before he attacks. Oh and now I can add to my collection of scratches by taking that picture. People are thinking my parents are beating me and shit.[/QUOTE] That's not exactly normal behavior. You must have abused your kitteh. Have you been raping your cat again?
Poke it with a holy cross.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;25000147]Cats suck, end of story.[u] They piss all over your house and shit where they please,[/u] then they walk on your furniture with the same paws they took a shit in their litterbox on.[/QUOTE] The trick is to train the cats, it really isn't that hard of a concept to master.
You gave him a bit too much catnip, I presume?
[QUOTE=HappyBunny!!;25022289]You gave him a bit too much catnip, I presume?[/QUOTE] What the fuck is catnip?
My cats are like a plasmid. They'll chill all around me, but if anyone I don't like shows up I can fucking point my finger at them and my cats will eat their face.
Show it love.
When a cat does that shit to me i will punch it or throw it. Not super hard. but hard enough for them not to be assholes to me anymore. And if he gets away before i can teach him a lesson i find the mofo and grab him and show the mother fucker im angry. But if the cat is all nice and stuff them im nice to it :3
[QUOTE=Louis;25000127]Ok, did we need to know this.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;25023534]What the fuck is catnip?[/QUOTE] Cat drugs. Not fucking joking.
Any animal lover such as myself would tell you to punt him into the ceiling.
*posts picture of david the gnome as a cat" How about I scratch your shit?
Cats are fucking crazy sometimes man.
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