• Lava Soap bar - Ultimate Clean
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I've heard of this stuff before, and it is indeed awesome stuff. I was working with cutting trees not too long ago and got covered in sap, and usually sap is a pain to clean off but this stuff cleans it off super easy.
i need something like this for my penis.
Grabbing this next time i see it.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;16447162]i need something like this for my penis.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't try that if I were you.
[QUOTE=Limerick;16447201]I wouldn't try that if I were you.[/QUOTE] I did, it's like having another circumcision.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;16447218]I did, it's like having another circumcision.[/QUOTE] I'm not masochistic.
[QUOTE=Limerick;16447231]I'm not masochistic.[/QUOTE] Get bent.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;16447242]Get bent.[/QUOTE] But that would hurt.
what a great series of posts that was.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;16447218]I did, it's like having another circumcision.[/QUOTE] Oh Lawdy :v:
[QUOTE=Nugiman;16446830]The burning and stinging means that it works.[/QUOTE] Wow you're right, it's burning the dirt right away! [img]http://www.simonoreilly.net/creativeartistery/images/portfolio/photography-digital-Hand-of-Fire-1.gif[/img]
Yeah, that's how you use it.
Rub it on your balls, it's the new bengay.
I prefer goop over most other hand cleaners.
Burns right through pubic hair!
I prefer to bathe in magmite.
I use Lava Soap, but it's more for tougher cleaning jobs as Crap said. If you use it everyday, you're gonna have rhino skin.
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16446658]I'll give :20bux: to anyone who uses this as lube.[/QUOTE] you owe me 20 ... masturbation at my uncles camp in the bath house when i was 13 didn't know till it was toooo late.
[QUOTE=skidude28;16446962]I wonder if the Wal-Mart by my house sells them...[/QUOTE] Check online at [url]www.walmart.com[/url] then search for Lava Soap. I found that nearly all the Walmarts near me are in stock with the stuff.
I'm an orange man myself.
Heh, my dad loves this stuff. They don't sell it down in southern Michigan anymore (at least not in a store within 30 minutes of us), but he found out they sell it up in northern Michigan, so whenever we go up to our cabin, he buys like 25 bars of the stuff and brings it down south.
I once found a detergent called Pax Lano Sav at an industrial supply place. It's been discontinued for years (I believe), but it cleans like a son of a bitch. It's basically a red gravel that destroys any kind of muck on your hands - including skin. You can find references to it on Google, but I'll see if I can't find the stuff and get a picture.
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16446569]Can you use this daily? I shower daily and my skin gets really fucking dry just using regular weak soap, will this be worse?[/QUOTE] Its fucking rock soap. If your skin can't handle regular soap then fuck this shit.
[QUOTE=PieHard92;16446301]Real men bathe in sand paper. Harden the fuck up Craptasket[/QUOTE] Real men bathe in red hot nails and razor blades.
I bet this soap is a great stocking stuffer.
[QUOTE=Slig army;16446788]Seems more like a product from Paper Street Soap Company... I'm sure it works great on blood stains.[/QUOTE] wow i got that i feel special
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;16452429]Real men bathe in red hot nails and razor blades.[/QUOTE] Real men bathe in lava. Real lava.
finally, a way to get rid of that perpetual smell of penis my dick seems to have
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;16452522]finally, a way to get rid of that perpetual smell of penis my dick seems to have[/QUOTE] Get rid of the smell by getting rid of the source? By god thats genius
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;16452522]finally, a way to get rid of that perpetual smell of penis my dick seems to have[/QUOTE] Yeah good idea lets rub this shit on an area where the skin is extremely sensitive. This can only end well. :buddy:
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