I just ordered a pallet of this stuff, it looks pretty good and I need to supply my coal miners with adequate cleaning power.
Damn he must be cool.
What the shit, how did Craptasket get 1127 funnies
So have they invented the tooth paste equivalent yet?
Lava Paste!
Peels layers of bad breath causing germs and TEETH!
soap for a MAN
Where else besides online and walmart can I buy it? I hate walmart
This isn't anything new. Don't you guys have pumice stones?
Just a block of pumice, great for sanding all that coarse shitty hard skin of the heels of your feet.
Also if you want something that does EXACTLY the same thing as Lava but comes n liquid form, just buy any random brand sugar soap. Same Job less "LOL BRANDING".
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Side note, I've always called it sugarsoap but apparently sugar soap is something different... for stripping paint or something. Can't remember what it's called then.
This shit is badass.
The only thing more heavy duty is Noxzema.
What's the point of the soap?
Ahahaha, I've been using this shit since four years ago, I won alifetime supply which turnes out to be around 800 bars of it, they're all stacke dhigh in a shed I had to buy [b]just for the fucking soap[/b]
[QUOTE=Yiffing Furr;16476813]Ahahaha, I've been using this shit since four years ago, I won alifetime supply which turnes out to be around 800 bars of it, they're all stacke dhigh in a shed I had to buy [b]just for the fucking soap[/b][/QUOTE]
Pics or you're lying.:colbert:
This is what is left of the 800 or so, I've given some out of this pallet away, that's what's left.
[img]http://www.highhopesgardens.com/Blogphotos/2007/soapcut3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;16474860]It's cool enough, but why did he get over one thousand funnies for this thread?[/QUOTE]
Every so often on here I'll see a post with a ridiculously high number of a certain rating. One post I saw wasn't even that funny but had 700 funnies. I'm starting to think someones got a huge amount of alts. But who would waste their time on that...
[QUOTE=Cluckyx;16476144]This isn't anything new. Don't you guys have pumice stones?
Just a block of pumice, great for sanding all that coarse shitty hard skin of the heels of your feet.
Also if you want something that does EXACTLY the same thing as Lava but comes n liquid form, just buy any random brand sugar soap. Same Job less "LOL BRANDING".
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Side note, I've always called it sugarsoap but apparently sugar soap is something different... for stripping paint or something. Can't remember what it's called then.[/QUOTE]
You could be a real hardass, and buy this Lava soap at Home Depot or Lowe's.
Just imagining washing my penis with this makes me cringe.
I already purchased it. After using for 3 days straight my skin feels like it's made out of scales.
Sounds manly.
I'd buy it, but I don't think they sell it in England.
Holy shit 1700 funnies. What the fuck is wrong with you facepunch, it was not that funny.
[QUOTE=FunnyFirstPost;16531290]Holy shit 1700 funnies. What the fuck is wrong with you facepunch, it was not that funny.[/QUOTE]
Many things my friend, many things.
[media] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9q4Wp3nlsU [/media]
First thing I thought of
(there was another one that was "like napalm for your skin")
Reminds me of that bit in Pulp Fiction
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;16532436][media] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9q4Wp3nlsU[/url] [/media]
First thing I thought of
(there was another one that was "like napalm for your skin")[/QUOTE]
Pit Bomb, I can't find it on youtube though.
For some reason, when I read this thread I got this incredible urge to buy a bar of this soap and eat it just for the hell of it.
I could use some Lava to rub the hardened skin off my soles.
Haha, i have to try this some time.
Does it work as a face clenser, or will I look like The Thing?
[QUOTE=FunnyFirstPost;16531290]Holy shit 1700 funnies. What the fuck is wrong with you facepunch, it was not that funny.[/QUOTE]
It's a hack. There are several posts with more ratings than there are views even.
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;16532436](there was another one that was "like napalm for your skin")[/QUOTE]
If you're talking about that old thread, it was for "Noxzema".
[QUOTE=Craptasket;16446259][img]http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/post-lava.jpg[/img]
Ever wanted your dickcheese nuked off your sack?[/QUOTE]
Had me in tears.
I wonder if this can rip acne [b]STRAIGHT OFF YOUR FACE.[/b]
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